Velocity/Smackdown Spoilers

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm sure Edge was doing fine for himself until a bomb dropped on him or something.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Eddy had to put a wooden stake thru Edge's heart to take him down

[Guest Anglesault]

And as Edge was dying, he managed to spear both eddy and Benoit and lock eddy in the Figure 4 Edgelock.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Oh that Eddy!

 

Edge will get his revenge at the ppv!

 

you watch!

 

*cries*

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Edge would never use the Edgelock in a brawl. Edge's brawls are spear exclusive.

[Guest ISportsFan]

Benoit and Eddy are just destroying everyone in the entire promotion! I love it. Now, just wait until they both job at SummerSlam, despite that taking the IC belt away from Smackdown (the belt they need) and making Eddy job AGAIN, after seemingly not winning since beating Bubba Dudley in 1 minute, but then getting thrown through a table later.

 

This is why the Radicalz can't get over... they never win the blowoff, even if they NEED to and they other guy is expendable (like RVD because he's so over already or Bubba FRIGGIN Dudley because he sucks). Argh.

 

Jason

 

(edit: changed spelling of "through" from "threw." I need sleep.)

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Benoit will win.

 

RVD will "fail" to bring the IC title to RAW, and Bischof will punish him with matches against the fat samoans and other losery people.

 

BTW...This is when I quit watching RAW, just like SD!

 

*Thanks God for football season*

[Guest ISportsFan]

You see, I think Benoit will win too. That's the problem.

 

Because Benoit winning makes sense, he might not. So, I'm scared in that regard.

 

Jason

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Are there really any serious challengers for IC Title on Smackdown? What midcard faces are there? Rikishi? John Cena?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Edge

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

SmackDown! Match #1 - Hurricane Helms, Shannon Moore vs Jamie Noble w/Nidia, Tajiri

 

9:00pm

 

Excellent tag action for the opening match for SmackDown!. Helms hits the Eye of the Hurricane on Noble and give Tajiri the Hurri-Choke Slam. Moore reverses a powerbomb attempts by Noble and converts it into a sunsetflip to get the 1-2-3. After the match, Tajiri and Noble attack Moore and Helms until the get cleared out and then Matt Hardy runs into the ring and steals the spotlight again and has both Helms and Moore hold him on their shoulders.

 

Winners by Pin - Shannon Moore, Hurricane Helms

 

After the match,

 

Stephanie McMahon finds Guerrero and Benoit and detests their recent actions and chews them out and tells them about current events. Steph was about to make a match for Benoit until Edge comes in from out of nowhere and attacks Benoit with a chair. A moment later, Edge goes to Steph and suggests a tag match between Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit against himself and The Rock. Steph agrees and Edge walks off.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

HE DIDN'T SPEAR HIM!

[Guest Anglesault]

Wait for the tag match, my friend, wait for the tag match.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Let me see....

 

Rock and Edge vs. Eddy and Benoit...

 

One of these things does not belong in the main event of SD!

 

Meanwhile...RVD gets squashed by Big Show on RAW.

 

hmm......

 

AJ Styles vs. Jerry Lynn 2/3 falls on tomorrow.

[Guest ISportsFan]

Hey, wasn't this the tag main event of Smackdown the night Benoit and Eddy jumped?

 

Not that I'm complaining about another possible **** affair on free TV...

 

Jason

[Guest Anglesault]

::Thinks:: Edge is in the main event, and but they need to promote Angle/Rey, so WWF logic says stupid tag match. Angle/??? vs. Rey/??? (Please God, not Cena)

[Guest Ozymandias]

Let me see....

 

Rock and Edge vs. Eddy and Benoit...

 

One of these things does not belong in the main event of SD!

 

 

I know, but what are ya' gonna do? The WWE seems hell-bent on pushing Benoit....

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

SmackDown! Match #2 - Matt Hardy vs. Chavo Guerrero

 

9:15pm

 

Before the match, Matt is talking with an unmasked Hurricane and Shannon Moore and says the pop he got last week was good but it was doubled tonight. He bet them that it'll go louder if he goes out again. Matt indeed goes out again to a decent pop and kinda sucks up to his fellow Fayetteville crowd. Chavo Guerrero comes out and challenges him to a match and walks down to the ring. Matt accepts and it's on.

 

Matt and Chavo exchange opening blows. Chavo gets the advantage with a side headlock. Chavo locks in a modified abdominadle stretch but Matt powers out of it. Matt connects with a backbody drop for a 2 count. Chavo misses Matt in the rope an Matt delivers what looked like a modified Rock Bottom for a 2 count. Matt goes to the second rope and hits the legdrop and kicks Chavo in the gut and is about to deliver a Twist of Fate until Kane's returning vignette erupts with an explosion. After it ended, Chavo rollsup Matt to get the 1-2-3. After the match, Matt really protested that the match should've ended if there is an explosion but the ref said his shoulders we're down. Matt then accuses the ref of doing a screwjob on him in Fayettville much like the Bret Hart screwjob.

 

Winner by Pin - Chavo Guerrero

 

After the match,

 

Funaki tells everybody to stay tuned because he tells us we we're all going where no man has gone before. The Womens Locker Room!

[Guest Ravenbomb]

AJ Styles vs. Jerry Lynn 2/3 falls on tomorrow.

 

YES~!

 

I am SO taping that!

[Guest Hitman Jebus]

Matt Hardy vs. Chavo...going on now

 

Is Matt a heel or are they going for the slow build up by him being an arrogant jerk to his friends Helms and Moore? The latter, I guess.

[Guest Hitman Jebus]

FUNAKI~!

 

After 4 long years the man is being used.

[Guest Angle-plex]

::Thinks:: Edge is in the main event, and but they need to promote Angle/Rey, so WWF logic says stupid tag match. Angle/??? vs. Rey/??? (Please God, not Cena)

Are you kidding? You know it will be none other than..........

 

 

MARK HENRY!

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Mark Henry already wrestled on Velocity, two matches in one night would kill him.

[Guest Anglesault]

I seriously can't think of another heel on SD! to tag with Angle. it will probably be the Heatless Wonder. He'll come out with Angle, and Vince will decide that the reaction was for Brock

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

maybe we'll get Henry/Cena/Misterio vs. Angle/Albert/Dvon.

 

That would be about right.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Mark Henry already wrestled on Velocity, two matches in one night would kill him

 

¤Crosses fingers that it'll be Henry¤

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Lesnar and Angle v. Mark Henry and Rey.

 

Of course Brock would shove Angle out of the ring as Angle was about to finish Rey, so he could F-5 Rey for a pin

[Guest Anglesault]

maybe we'll get Henry/Cena/Misterio vs. Angle/Albert/Dvon.

 

That would be about right.

Bps, must I remind you that it's not that hard for me to get to Buffalo and hunt you down?

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Maybe they'll bring in Big Show from Raw to team with Angle.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Subjects everyone posting in this thread to Test/Kane at No mercy before sneaking out::