Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 walk into the music store as the DJ starts playing Gangrel's awesome theme music. Michael Cole, oblivious to the entrance, continues singing and dancing like a girl. He smiles at himself in one of the mirrored walls and thinks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted February 25, 2002 that's strange, I can't see Gangrel's reflection in the mirror, By gawd, he must be a... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 VAMPIRE! NO!" Gangrel then takes a bite out of Cole, while Edge watches on with a big smile on his face. Michael Cole is dead! The people in the store start cheering for Cole's death. They start chanting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted February 25, 2002 "EC-Dub, EC-Dub!!" Rhyno then runs into the music store and Gores.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 The cardboard cut out of Bill Murray. Rhyno realizes what he did and cries. Edge puts a hand on Rhyno's shoulder and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 "What the hell are you crying aboot, eh? C'mon, let's go out for some beer." The real Bill Murray, who was downstairs doing a promotion for his new movie, walks over Michael Cole's dead body, sees the broken cardboard cut-out of himself, and screams... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted February 25, 2002 "That's OK, I didn't like him in Charlie's Angels either." The real Bill Murray then walked into the store and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 started running in his underwear. People are in shock to see him doing that. A fan stops Bill and asks him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted February 25, 2002 "Is it true you're giving acting lessons to Stephanie McMahon?" Bill replied... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 "Why, yes." "Huh??" The fan exclaims, "Bob Saget!! Weren't you Bill Murray a second ago?" "Shit!", Bob/Bill says, "You discovered my... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 uh, none of your damn business!" The fans starts to cry as... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted February 25, 2002 Bill makes him watch the latest Mariah Carey movie...Rhyno then Gores the real Bill and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 Paul Heyman appears to yell GORE! GORE! GORE! Then Al Gore walks in to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted February 25, 2002 sue Heyman for using his name. Heyman breaks down in tears, saying "No...not more time in court..." Vince McMahon then enters the store, returning his video. The video is... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted February 25, 2002 Bradshaw the Hoss' baby oil fantasies, Vince is embarrassed and shouts... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 "DAMMIT I'M VINCE MCMAHON AND, uh..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted February 25, 2002 "It's not mine dammit!!! I'm returning it for Patterson!!" Rhyno then Gores Vinnie through the window of the video store... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 knocking him unconscious. Edge and Gangrel pick up Rhyno, and they all head to a strip club. Later, at the strip club, Rhyno weeps into his Labatt, "I can't believe I gored Bill Murray. He was my childhood hero. Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day...I loved all of his movies. How can this day get any worse??" He looks over at the stage and spits out his beer, "M-mom??" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 Rhyno says "Mom, what the hell are you doing here?" Rhyno's Mom says, "Honey, Mommy is making a living". Rhyno stats to cry, while Edge & Gangrel laugh. Rhyno then attacks Edge & Gangrel. Rhyno's Mom gets off the stage and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 gore's Rhyno... the strip clubs irony alert goes off in the background. Shane McMahon walks in and........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 Edge turns back to Rhyno and says, "dude, it's too bad the song is over. I never knew you had such a hot mom." Rhyno stops pummeling Gangrel and replies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted February 25, 2002 "Speaking of mom's, didn't you nail Shano O Mac's mom a few days ago?" Edge blushes and begins to back away... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 25, 2002 Shane then attacks Edge. All hell is breaking loose. When... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted February 26, 2002 the lights dim, "I'm just a sexy boy" blares over the speakers, and Shawn Mickles hits the stage. Everybody.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 26, 2002 is shock. Shawn starts to strip on the stage, but gets jumped by... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted February 26, 2002 The angry mob from Syracuse. The mob leader steps forward to real himself... OH MY GOD... it's.... it's..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 26, 2002 Bret Hart! Bret Harts tells Shawn "Listen you little prissy! I kicked your ass years ago, and tonight I'm gonna do it again. Because I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!" All of a sudden, Bret gets hit by a chair. Who hit Bret?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 26, 2002 Don Callis steps out of the shadows holding a folding chair. "You know, Bret, you never say anything interesting in your column, but everyone still talks about it! It's always 'oh, did you read what Bret Hart had to say in his Calgary Sun column today?' I WRITE FOR THE CALGARY SUN TOO! But nobody remembers ME! What about me? What about D...oh hey, Edge. So, did you get me the job?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 26, 2002 Edge says "No." Me and Gangrel took Rhyno to a strip club. You wouldn't belive what we saw. Don says "What did you see?" Edge replies: "We saw Rhyno's Mom as a str"...Don says "I already knew that. What about MY JOB? You did put in a good right to the office to take away some heat, right? RIGHT?" Edge says.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted February 26, 2002 "Well, no. It's 2 in the morning. On a weekend. Though, if you run fast enough, you might catch Vince at the HMV a couple blocks away. See, after Gangrel here killed Michael Cole for you, Vince came into the store to return some ta.." Don looked up sharply, "What! Michael Cole is dead??? That's..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
