Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 delivers the flying elbow drop. JR (Who has his clothes back on) appears and shouts "GOOD GAWD! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!" Savage then attacks Hogan some more. When... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 2, 2002 familiar music starts to play. OH MAH GAWD!!! IT'S GOLDBERG Ross shouts. Goldberg steps into his familiar pyro when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 2, 2002 his hair catches on fire, it seems that he forgot that he was supposed to look like Austin and instead grew his hair to imitate... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 2, 2002 The monster Haku. Goldberg's afro bursts into flames, as he stops, drops and rolls. Suddenly, Firebreaker Chip runs onto the scene and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 forgets he really isn't a fire-fighter. Goldberg's afro is burning at a fast pace. Goldberg screams.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 2, 2002 AHHHH, can't anybody help me. *guitar riff* It's the Hitman, by gawd, Bret Hart is back. Â He says "So Billyboy, does your fucking head hurt, what's that, I can't hear you on account of THIS MASSIVE FUCKING HEADACHE that I have right now." Bret takes off his sunglasses, puts them on Goldberg and pats him on the head and proceeds to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 3, 2002 launch into a 20 minute promo on how he's been screwed by Vince McMahon and Vince Russo. Meanwhile, Vampiro arrives and signals to the heavens, and Goldberg is drenched in blo...red liquid. Vampiro then turns to Goldberg and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted March 3, 2002 "I bet you $20 that you can't pants that 60 year old lady over there" Â Goldberg takes the bet and walks over to the lady and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 3, 2002 kicks her stiffly in the head. "Ooops, sorry about that, force of habit." Suddenly, the woman rips of her clothes and reveals... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 3, 2002 to be Chyna! Chyna kicks Goldberg, who no sells. Goldberg destroys Chyna. When Bret Hart (Who finished his 20 minute rant) attacks him from behind with a shovel. Bret asks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 3, 2002 "So, you like to end careers huh? Well, now I'm gonna end yours..." Suddenly, Bret is tackled from behind by Ricky Steamboat, who hits him over the head with a two man kayak. Steamboat then makes out with Chyna and then says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 3, 2002 "I don't care what everyone says! I think you're hot!". Chyna slips him some tongue, then after five minutes of this, she comes up for air, and asks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 3, 2002 "Why do they call you The Dragon?" Steamboat says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 3, 2002 "Ricky, will you marry me?" Steamboat looks blankly at her until we hear..."YES!! I will, i love you". Steamboat shakes his head frantically and says "Hey, I didn't say that...Triple H!!! Damn you, stop doing that!!" Â Triple H is seen laughing and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 3, 2002 Ricky, you don't want to marry that dude." Chyna looks on with an evil face. Steamboat asks Triple H "WHY?" Triple H says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted March 3, 2002 because I still love him!!! Steamboat responds...then why are you with Steph? HHH responds I dont know, Steph's not half the man Chyna is, when Steph walks out and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 4, 2002 asks Chyna, "so, how does it feel to be a FAILURE in Hollywood and have everyone think you're a man, while IIIIIII'm sleeping your YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND and appearing on TV EVERY WEEK??". Chyna begins to cry and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 4, 2002 "I didn't want to end up like Rena (Mero). PLEASE TAKE ME BACK! I'm nothing without the WWF!" Rena Mero then appears. She is pissed at Chyna. Rena says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 4, 2002 "Look at my new boobs!" Steph nods and says "Hey look at mine too! Look at meeeeeee! Meeeee!!!!!" Then all of the sudden a limo pulls up... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted March 4, 2002 its Vinnie Mac...He says he has a big announcement he comes out and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 4, 2002 I'm back from Titan Towers. Rena & Chyna, I only have two words for you.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RetroRob215 Report post Posted March 4, 2002 "Lesbian Porn!!! What do you think? Â The WWF could use a new brand of entertainment." Â Rena and Chyna look at each other and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted March 4, 2002 Agree to it... of course, being Mero and Chyna, the film bombs. Â McMahon doesn't understand why, so he turns to Bill Murray who gives him some advice... he says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 4, 2002 "Comedy, Vince, comedy works." Vince says "I call it humor." Bill says Whatever." Vince then comes up with a new idea. His new idea is.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted March 4, 2002 a steel cage match between bill murray and vinnie mac, murray does the job of course, and scott keith gives it a review, in it he says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 4, 2002 "BONZO GONZO as there are 30 guys do a run in." Somehow Vince McMahon gets a hold of Keith's review and.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 4, 2002 gives Scott a call. Somewhere in Canada, a phone rings. "Hello?" "Hi, is this Scott Keith? This is Vince McMahon". Scott pauses one of the DVDs he's received from one of his many fans, and replies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted March 4, 2002 "No! Leave me the hell alone! You screwed Bret you bastard!" and hangs up... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 4, 2002 Vince says "Why did he hang up? He must if thought it was a joke." So Vince calls back and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 4, 2002 "Hey, Scott baby, i loved your review of my cage match!!!! Tell you what, you seem to be a clever guy, i want you to be the new commentator of Raw...you'll need a gimmick though, how about......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
