Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 6, 2002 they hug! Then Vince Russo crawls out of the medicine cabinet and reveals he was the mastermind behind the beatdown. Russo then opens the front door and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 WWF referee Teddy Long runs in. He says Loss & Tony149 won't fight and they'll split the money. Tony149 leaves with his half of the money. Loss is counting his money with Teddy Long when Big McLargeHuge attacks him. Big goes right for the.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 mop on Scott's floor, and breaks it over Loss4Words's head! Scott, who woke up just in time, sees the horrible sight and screams "Moppy! Noooooooooo!", and tackles Big McLargeHuge. Suddenly, areacode212 and Tony149 (who ran into each other outside) walk in and say, "Hey, stop fighting, Raw's on". Everyone sits on Scott's couch as Scott switches to TSN, where they watch... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 God, who's wearing a mask. Everybody stares at him. God then takes off his mask to reveal... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Jake the Snake. jake then proceeds to piss all over himself and Vince McMahon comes running out to the ring. Vince grabs a microphone and.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 nobody anyone recognizes. "What, does everyone in this thread have to be a wrestler or a celebrity or a poster at Smarkboard? Geez. Go back to watching Raw". Â So they do, and everyone is surprised that Scott exclaims things like "CANADIAN VIOLENCE~!" and "BONZO GONZO~!" out loud when he watches wrestling. "Yawn," says Scott, "*another* Trish/Jazz match." Only this match is a ***** 30-minute classic, packed with action, psychology and moves they've only seen in early-90s AJW tapes. The end comes when Trish reverses a Jazz vertebreaker into a Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex for the win. Big McLargeHuge rubs his eyes in disbelief. Areacode212 says "huh?". Tony149 says "wow, that was a great match". And of course, Scott gives it a rating of... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 ***** for the effort and T & A. Scott then notices.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 a sign in the crowd that says, "Scott Keith is a tool. Love, Sean S.". He says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 "I can't believe that idiot Shannon would stoop to such lows." Scott then goes into his ravaged kitchen and makes a sign that reads... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 I RULE THE WORLD! All of a sudden Sid appears and says.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 "Aaaaarrrggh!!" as he steals away Keith's magic marker and begins stabbing the netcop with it. The smarks regulars laugh and politely kick Sid out. But not before Sid... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 6, 2002 grabs one of the Smarks and starts bashing his head into the ceiling, nearly paralyzing him. After Sid leaves, the telephone rings.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 It's Chris Hyatte. The smarks are shocked, especially when they what Hyatte has to say... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Sid answers and puts the call on speaker phone. It's Vince McMahon again. Vince says "Scott, the poison of Sports Entertainment has been injected. Wrestling will die forever!" The phone hangs up after.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 6, 2002 they hang up the phone. There's a knock on the door. Everyone ignores the door knocking so Randy Savage crashes through. He runs through the living room and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 attacks Sid. Randy says "You cost me the WCW Title, brother!" Sid & Savage trade right hands when.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 6, 2002 they turn and see Scott Keith taking notes on the match. Sid, upset over all of the negative stars and DUDs prepares to powerbomb Netcop. Before he can complete the move, ....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Good helmet runs in and merely touches sid's bad leg which causes the limb to fold up like an accordian. Savage attacks but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 breaks his hip running. Sid & Savage ae down. The floor starts shaking. Earthquake appears and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Croooooow! Report post Posted March 6, 2002 is trish still horny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 "Brother, nobody remembers if Trish is still horny due to all the fighting, yeah." says Savage. When.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 starts dancing with a plush Cartman toy. He quietly dances out of the room as sid struggles to his feet, or um, foot. Savage pops up detaches Sid's leg and bashes Tony and Big with the severed leg... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 both are down. Tony gets up and throws down some magic shit making him disappear forever. Savage says "WHOA, brother! That was cool, DIG IT?!" Savage is attacked from behind by... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Croooooow! Big rolls Savage and Croooooow counts 3. They celebrate... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 and do the Too Cool dance when the roof collapses. Everybody falls into a.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 coma. The police and fire dept. come busting through the door of the apartment only to find several unconcious people. They determine... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 since they're smarks and wrestlers, they suck. The cops & fire dept. leave when.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Scott Keith starts to move, but the cops blow him off and firemen ignore him. Keith makes it to his feet and begins to exit the building heading down to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 get help. When Vince McMahon appears and says "I told you we weren't done!" Vince attacks Scott when the nWo appear and attack... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 him as well. They spraypaint nWo on his back. "Thanks to you, the new World Order will now be the No Workrate Order," says the evil Vince. The faction laugh and stomp away again but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
