Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 8, 2002 says "You have any ideas, Mr. President?" President Clinton says "I hear you have interns working at Titan Towers." "We sure do." replies McMahon. Clinton says "Well, Vince, I belive it would be a good idea for you to.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 8, 2002 send your daughter to my office in Harlem for a private meeting. Make sure she wears a blue dress". Before Vince can reply, Scott Hall stumbles into Vince's office and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 8, 2002 throws up. Vince tells Scott "You've been drinking, have you?" Hall says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 8, 2002 "hey yo!"...and vomits on McMahon's $300 suit. Vince calls security to drag Hall out when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 8, 2002 Kevin Nash walks in. Nash tells Vince "My knees are banged up, Vince. I can't go any longer. What should we do?" Vince says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 8, 2002 "Damnit! I told you to stop moving. That's what Waltman's for. Sean! Sean!" X-Pac walks in at Vince's behest. "Yes, Vince?" "Damnit, I told you to haul Nash's ass around. Where the hell were you?!" screams Vince. X-pac, with a blank stare on his face, says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 8, 2002 whoops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted March 8, 2002 Just then Vince gets a call from Stephanie saying she is ill and can't book for a few weeks. Vince has a great idea for Nash now.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 8, 2002 "Kev, since Russo won't start booking full time in a month, you'll be the interim booker." Nash says..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted March 8, 2002 Sweet! Now I can ruin...err help this company just like I always wanted! Golberg runs in and......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 8, 2002 spears Nash. Goldberg says AHHHHHHH! Vince tells Goldberg "Steve, you've gotten a little bigger." Goldberg says.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 9, 2002 "You're next!" Vince calls security and they immidiately rush in with pepper spray and billy clubs and begin to beat the holy hell out of Goldberg. Nash struggles to his feet and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 9, 2002 gives a big boot to Goldberg. Nash pins Goldberg as Sean Waltman counts to 3. Sean & Kevin jump around like girls as Vince says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 9, 2002 And I thought you couldn't move? Looks like we won't need Test to pretend to be you after all. He's fired. Suddenly Shane walks in and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 9, 2002 "Yo, Yo, Yo, what's with that, Dad?" says Shane. "Look at Test! He's younger and a helluva lot cooler than Nash was in his prime. I think you should put the WWF Title on Test." Vince says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 9, 2002 Son, we told you to stop drinking. Is there something going on between you and Test? Shane replies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 9, 2002 "Nothing much. Test gives me a blowjob once and a while, but thats it." "WHAT?" says Vince. I let you hang around Pat Patterson too much as a kid. Vince screams for Pattersome to come into his office. Pat arrives. Vince asks Pat.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 9, 2002 What the hell have you done to my son? Pat: Well, it's complicated, I'll just show you the tape Vince responds "get me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 9, 2002 the damn tape. Patterson goes to his office and gets the tape. Pat comes back and hands Vince the tape. Vince pops the tape into the VCR and sees Shane & Pat.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 9, 2002 Shopping for a wedding ring. Vince is relieved. "Pheww. I was worried for a minute. I should never have doubted you. Test walks in wearing a bridal gown. "Shane, did you tell him that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 9, 2002 he's not invited to the ceremony?" Stunned, Vince screams "What do you mean?! I'm Vince McMahon damnit!" Suddenly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 9, 2002 Shane says "Dad, I'm leaving my hot wife for Test, baby!" Vince screams "You.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 9, 2002 Kane walks in the room. The power of the combined similarity and suck of Test, Nash and Kane in the same room causes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 9, 2002 Doomsday for the World. The only way to stop this is for.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 9, 2002 Vince to book Kurt Angle as the next World Champion for 15 months. Kurt walks into the room "Thanks Vince! It's an honor to save the world! Suddenly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Vanilla Midget Report post Posted March 9, 2002 hhh storms in, screaming "its my time dammit, my time! i wanna be the champ" Faced with an obvious dilemma... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 9, 2002 Vince begins to ponder it. But Stephanie storms in "If you don't make Hunter the champion, I'll cry!" Vince responds "But Hunny, the fate of the world" Steph cuts Vince off, saying... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 9, 2002 "I don't care! It's about ME, ME, ME! And Triple H." Vince says "Well, since I really fired you for Russo. The answer is in Russo's hands." Vinnie Ru walks in and says "The title is going to Kurt, baby!" Angle says "Wooooo!" Steph & HHH then.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 9, 2002 beat Angle down. Everything is out of control as... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 9, 2002 The Rock's music blares throught Vince's office and Rock runs in and saves the day, wearing his wrestling gear. Vince "Dwayne, did you forget to take your medication? And how did you rig your music to play in my office?" Rocky Responds... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
