Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 17, 2002 Brother, whachagonnado when The Devil renegs a deal on you, Brother. Tough shit Vince, it's your ####, from now on you can no longer view sports entertainment, you will now spend eternity watching WRESTLING, hahahahahaha (evil laugh). Vince screams.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vince now is sitting on a chair watching classic wrestling of.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 17, 2002 Dory Funk Jr vs. Buddy Rogers in a 1 hr Broadway. While Vince is screaming in pain, he starts shaking. He wakes up to Linda shaking him awake. It was all a dream. Vince sits up and.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 says "Linda, I've had two bad dreams. I think I might have a problem." Linda tells Vince to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 17, 2002 "go see Dr. Zahorian. He always makes things better." So after Vince gets dressed, he calls for the limo. As he approaches the limo, Vince is in shock. The driver gets out and turns out to be.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 an F.B.I. agent. Vince screams "What the #### is going on?!" The F.B.I. agent tells Vince he's... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 17, 2002 wanted by the President." Vince is then taken to the White House. George W. is in the Oval Office waiting for Vinnie Mac. When Vince sees Dubbya, he.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 17, 2002 under arrest...for MURDER!!! Vince is shocked at the mere notion of it. vince: "I didn't kill anybody damnit! I'm Vince McMahon!" Agent: "Yeah, sure old man, tell it to that poor sap you sliced up. What's his name... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 17, 2002 .... but before the agent can think of the name, President Bush flies down in AirForce 1 and gives Vinnie MAc a full pardon for his nefarious deeds. Vinnie MAc starts pushing the FBI agent around until the agent takes off his shades.He turns out to be... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 Bret Hart. Vince says "What the ####?!" Bret attacks Vince and starts a 20 minute rant on how Vince screwed him. Bret is still on his Vinnie Mac attack when.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 17, 2002 The Big Bossman attacks Bret with his nightstick and brutally beats him. "Impersonating a Federal officer is an arrestable offence. You're gonna be serving hard time boy." Bossman throws Bret into his car and drives away. Then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 Big Show appears and attacks Bossman in the car. Big Show wants payback for the Bossman for what happened in 1999. Big Show starts to run.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 For the all you can eat buffet as he spotted big vis in the distance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 Big Show is eating everything in sight while people look on in horror inside.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 Then vis entered and the restruant went bankrupt as he and ig show ate so much.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 food. Big Show & Vis have finished all of the food. Big Show screams "MORE! MORE! MORE!!" Vis then gets an idea to.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 Eat some cruiserwights....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 17, 2002 use a shovel to force feed Show, shovelling large quantities of pasta into Show's mouth. However, Bastion Booger waddles into the restaurant and attacks Show. Booger says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 I've had more bad gimmicks that you too have had hot dinners show and vis replied by saying.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 "Brother, we also land a job because Vince likes big boys." The Yeti walks in and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 17, 2002 bumps into Fred Ottman aka The shockmaster/Tugboat. Fred says, "Man, you ain't got nthing on my gimmicks boy!" As Fred boasts, Brutus Beefcake walks in and...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 says "Boys! You talk about the king of gimmicks...bow down to THE KING! I've had more gimmicks than Larry King has had wives. Plus, I'm always hanging and bangin' with The Hulkster, brother." Hulk Hogan then walks in to tell..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 18, 2002 the gimmick wannabes to say their prayers, take their vitamins and maybe one day they can be as cool as Ed Leslie. As for now, bow down to the Barber!" Zodiac gloats when the Ding Dongs rush in and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 18, 2002 attack everybody. The bells on the Ding Dongs annoy everybody. Hogan then starts Hulking-up and goes.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 18, 2002 "Screw you guys, brother! Why am I hanging out with you guys when I managed to get an entire arena to turn against The Rock?" He gives Ed Leslie the finger. "Sit and spin, brother!", and Hogan leaves to cheers from the crowd. Ed Leslie's lips start to tremble, and he says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 18, 2002 "I thought we were friends brother?" Then Ed gets attacked by... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 18, 2002 Randy Savage! Savage goes apeshit on him when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 18, 2002 Austin comes in and Stunners both Savage and Leslie 32 times. He flicks off Savage and pours beer on the Bootyman's facial scars. While he's drinking his beer, someone taps his shoulders. He turns around and sees.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 18, 2002 Hulk Hogan re-appears. Hogan & Savage have a stare-off. Punches are thrown as Miss Elizabeth comes in to.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 18, 2002 announce the return of Lex Luger. Everyone groans as they realize their HGH supplies will now start to disappear mysteriously while Luger has 873 needles hanging out of his ass. To combat the scurge, Hogan gets on his cell phone and calls for assistance. He lets the phone ring and..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
