Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 attacks Bob. The Iron Sheik "runs" out (Which seems to take forever) and attacks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 nobody because he breaks his hip while running. Backlund and Mark look at the Sheik and laugh hysterically. They put their differences behind them and proclaim they will be the first Eunuch Tag Team champions of the World!!!! Their first opponents will be.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 John Wayne Bobbit & Val Venis in a "Penis on a Pole" match. All four men agree to the match. When... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Gordon Solie's ghost appears from the grave and proclaims, "This shit is ridiculous! I require all of you to be banished to the seventh level of wrestling #### for sucking so bad" The Solie's ghost.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 says "You have to learn how to wrestle." Jim Ross appears and tells Gordon... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 (that made no sense) Â "You are my idol by Gawd, but I don't have any football stats for you Hoss, so go back to that rasslin heaven where you appeared from." Solie's Ghost disappears as Ross wipes his fat, sweaty brow. He looks up and sees.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 the the sky turn red. JR says "It's ####, fire and brimstone!" JR falls down. Doctors rush to him and say he overdosed on his B-B-Q sauce, and he's dead. Tony Schiavone runs-in and tells JR's dead body.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 "You should have hired me after Vince bought WCW fatass!" Realizing the pot just called the kettle black, Tony gets on the phone with McMahon and speaks "Hello Vince, This is Schiavone. JR's dead but I can wear a cowboy hat  and I'm real fat" Vince tells Tony Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 "Okay, you're hired. You're better looking than JR." Schiavone tells McMahaon, "This is the greatest night in the history of my life." Vince then tells Schiavone.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 "But first you need to take a cross-country trip with Pat patterson. If you can survive that, then you'll be my NEW right hand man. Tony thinks it over and.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 says "What the ####. I'll do it." McMahon then tells Tony, "You've done the right thing. HAHAHAHA!" Pat Patterson in lighting speed, is now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 ready to pick up Schiavone. Theydrive off into the sunset. As the vultures circle the bloody tag team wrestlers, X-Pac passes by while smoking a joint. He begins to reminesce over his tag team days with ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 with who he calls "HBK's bitch. Marty something. I carried that piece of shit." X-Pac then drops since joint after he sees... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 a huge field of marijuana growing freely for mileas and miles. He rushes to the field only to be stopped by Snoop Dogg and Marty Jannetty. Marty tells Waltman... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 "I used to carry your ass." X-Pa says "H-E-L-L no, bitch." Everybody looks at each other, then the weed field. Snoop says.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 "Fuck the sh!t homey. Murder is the case that they gave me. After I'm done with this field No sticks, no stems, no seeds!" X-Pac and Marty make amends thanks to Snoops words of wisdom and the three proceed to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 to run around like teenage Hardy Boyz fans after they decided to share "Weed Land". All of a sudden a car pulls up, it's.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Dr. Dre, Xzibit, Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the iron Sheik. Dre yells, "Yo, yo. Save some of that sh!t for us!!!!" Then all of them begin to take in the sweet leaf. Just as they are fixing to kill the stash, Big Bossman pulls up and.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 says "You boys don't understand law and order." X-Pac says "Hey, man, thats a great show." Bossman then shoves his night-stick.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 23, 2002 in the trash can and quits. Everyone watches him leave when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 HBK comes walking out of the field with Sherri Martel. HBK is bloodied and bruised. X Pac asks him what happens and HBK responds... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 "I got beat up by 9 thugs." Shawn then turns around and everybody hears a snort. X-Pac asks HBK if he is.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 snorting all of the nose candy. HBK denies it and blames it on Aldo Credible. Credible tries to deny it but gets capped by Dre, Snoop, and Ice Cube who just joined the get together. Ice Cube tells Credible, "Check yo self before you wreck yo self" HBK starts laughing when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 he says "I lost my smile, again." and falls down. Credible runs to HBK and tries to.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 (hey Tony, I just had Credible shot) Â but doesn't get very far because he has 30 bullet holes in him. The whole NWA posse gets digusted with the wrestlers and drives off in their limos. X-Pac is so high he starts to hallucinate and sees... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 (Oops, I skipped that part. My bad.) Â a bunch of people screaming "X-Pac SUCKS!" X-Pac starts freaking out. He puts his head.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 in his hands and starts crying. While he's sitting there crying, Mae Young approaches him and asks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 "I gived birth to a hand." It becomes clear Mae was smoking weed. X-Pac then looks at Mae, then he.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 says "Bitch, you need to split. If not your ass is grass and I'm gonna smoke it!" Mae is offended and starts blowing a whistle. All of a sudden Marc Henry appears and gives X-Pac a bearhug. Xpacs eyes bulge out like the guy from Flash Gordon. Before his ribs are crushed..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 X-Pac says "How do you get your pecs to go all around your body like that?" Mark says "AHHHHHHHH!" and throws X-Pac..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
