Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 25, 2002 hand grenade, pulls the pin and shoves it down Russo's throat. Russo screams and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 25, 2002 tries to retrieve the grenade but gets blown into millions of pieces. Bret and Chris shake hands and decide to wrestle a 2hr Iron Man match. The fans go apeshit and they lockup. Bret then.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 25, 2002 embarks on the MOVES OF DOOM, but suddenly, the lights go out and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 25, 2002 and familiar music hits the P.A. "They're not the Mounties, 'cos they enforce the law!!!!!!!" The Quebecers run into the ring and attack Benoit and Hart, shocking them with a supersized cattle prod. As Benoit and Hart lay on the mat convulsing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Pierre and Jacques hug each other in celebration of their triumph. Unfortunately, their cattle prod hit each other in the back and they end up shocking each other. All four of them are lying on the ground in convulsions when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 25, 2002 HHH *intensley* runs in, looking *intense*, and pins all four men at once in an attempt to steal their heat, then gets a... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MARTYEWR Report post Posted March 25, 2002 Stone Cold Stunner from Steve Austin, who came out of nowhere! Jim Ross reacts by yelling, "STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!" Austin chugs beers to celebrate, when suddenly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Enter Sandman begins blaring on the PA. Snadman makes his way to the ring after 30 minutes and attacks Stone Cold with the kendo stick. Then.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Undertaker, Kane, Bradshaw et al run out, and Jim Ross almost has a heart attack over their combined HOSS POWER. Benoit and Bret get back up and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 26, 2002 channel the spirit of the workrate gods and call for some backup. Owen Hart, Ricky Steamboat, Stunning Steve, Misawa, Kawada and Kobashi mysteriously appear and help ward off the hosses. As soon as they have cleared the ring, King Kong Bundy sneaks up from behind and.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Kills them all with the brown singlet of doom... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 26, 2002 and celebrating by dancing over their corpses. JR comes over to congratulate Bundy, but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Bundy was dancing too hard and he fell on top of JR JR said with his last breath... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 26, 2002 *struggling for breath* By...Gawd.... JR passes on. Bundy still celebrating trips and hurts his ankle. With everyone destroyed, there is no one to help when all of a sudden, a familiar music blares from the speakers! It's...It's... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 The gobbledy Gooker who loves a good dance then.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Gene Orkerlund attacks the Gooker from behind. Beating the "chicken", Mean Gene destroyes the costumed freak, but abruptly ends the beatdown... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 26, 2002 when he sees Tony Schiavone parachute from the sky, carrying a... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 A life times supply of head wax... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 26, 2002 which Gene happily rubs on his head, making it so shiny that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 You can see it's shine from space Gene was most pleased and to celebrate he.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 26, 2002 calls up missy hyatt to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 26, 2002 play with his big head. Missy said... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 No way oakland even I have standards... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MARTYEWR Report post Posted March 26, 2002 "BUT I DON'T", yells out Tammy Lynn Sytch, who just entered the arena wearing only a towel... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 26, 2002 which Gene quickly pulled off, to reveal... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 26, 2002 a dominatrix outfit. Tammy then whips Gene's ass but is stopped by Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MARTYEWR Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Pat Patterson, who shows Tammy how to REALLY whip Gene's ass until... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted March 26, 2002 Andre the giant appeared and squahed them all he then did the bump with bundy but the force of there buttocks collding caused... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 27, 2002 a rift in the space-time continuam. Everyone panics as time begins to reverse itself, JR is brought back to life and shouts... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 27, 2002 "!dwag haB!...we're suddenly transported back to the mid 90's WCW where... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
