Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 10, 2002 Vince is recovering from the superglue incident. He is laying in his bed, watching tv, when he sees Ted Turner announcing a new rasslin' promotion. Vince becomes enraged and.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 10, 2002 says "That SON OF A BITCH is trying to put me out of business, again!" Vince grabs to phone and calls... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 10, 2002 Billionaire Ted..."Listen to me, you inbred hick, I'm Vince McMahon dammit, you will treat me with the respect that I deserve...now, forget this new promotion of yours, i have a proposal for you............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 10, 2002 "If you don't start your new wrasslin' company...we could become friends. If you go ahead with you new company, I'll buy your ex-baby CNN and turned it into a... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just call me Dan Report post Posted March 10, 2002 All Day Recap channel of the Spectacular season that was (Incredibly overacted raspy voice on) EEEEEXX EEEEFFF ELLLLL!!!!!! Ted Turner gasps in horror and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 10, 2002 "Okay, okay, Vince. I don't want that horror going on. I'll go do something else." Vince gets a big smile on his face when Turner backs out, but finds out.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 10, 2002 that Ted Turner will be starting a new football league. 6 months later, the TFL debuts to rave reviews from the sports media and huge ratings (even on Saturday nights). The WB even picks up an Thursday 8pm show called TFL Touchdown!, which quickly becomes the top-rated Thursday night show (beating out Friends and Survivor). In Titan Towers, Vince picks up his secret telephone reserved only for... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 10, 2002 emergencies only. Vince dials the number and waits for a response. All of a sudden, the phone is picked up... "Hello? Satan speaking. Who is this? How did you get this number? I'm not listed." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 10, 2002 Vince says "Satan, it's me Vince. I got your number from The Undertaker. I got a big problem. WWF ratings and business are low, Turner started a new football that is doing well. I need to get WWF business up and I want to re-start the XFL. I'm willing to sell my soul for all these things." Satan says.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted March 10, 2002 "How many souls do you think you have Vince? You already sold me three, remember? The first one was to make that no talent joke Hulk Hogan a star... The second one was to ensure that Bret Hart wouldn't kill you in Montreal... And the third one was..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 10, 2002 "Making Russo leave. What more do you want?" Vince says, well.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted March 10, 2002 "I'd like to change the laws and have a night alone with Stephanie...and..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 10, 2002 my son Shane's wife." Satan says "Vince, you keep asking for things, but you're my kind of guy, so wish granted." Vince then.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 10, 2002 "Thanks J.J." "Hush, you fool! No one must know my mortal identity...Jericho was too close. That's why you're taking care of him for me..." Vince replies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 10, 2002 "You got it." Just as Vince is about to walk over he.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted March 11, 2002 he gets struck by a lightning bolt, then God says I am sick of your shit Vince, your time is done, and im personally coming for you, Vince looks at God and says, I cant believe youre God, you look like... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 11, 2002 Ric Flair. "WHOOOOOO!" says God. MCMAHON, you have ruined everything that you have done. You're are a failure. I'M GOD! WHOOOOO!!" Vince begs for mercy, as God... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 11, 2002 (LOL:D) gives Vince a celestial chop! "Whoooooo!" says the lord. "Vince! I told ya! Whooo, I told ya you couldn't do anything right! But did you listen?! Huh? Huh?! No!...Ya didn't! And so, as the, Whooooo!, lord, I giveth the 11th and final commandment... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted March 11, 2002 "THOU SHALT NOT IMITATE THE ALMIGHTY EVIL, and Vince I Have a final penalty for you..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 11, 2002 Whoooo! Thou shalt not fuck up the worlds greatest sport, Whoooo, by making your daughter head booker, Whooooooo!! God then begins a series of chops to Vince's chest and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 11, 2002 once Vince's chest looks like ground beef, God lets out a big WHOOOOOOO! Then grabs Vince's left leg and applies the... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 11, 2002 Jeff Jarrett. "Hey Vince, I was wondering...can i have a job? I don't care what it is, it's either that or wrestling Grandmaster Sexay for the next 18 months." Vince replies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 11, 2002 Jeff Jarrett. "Hey Vince, I was wondering...can i have a job? I don't care what it is, it's either that or wrestling Grandmaster Sexay for the next 18 months." Vince replies... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 11, 2002 holy figure 4! Vince screams "Yes! Yes, I'll do whatever you say!" God: "vince! now you know...next time, ya don't mess with...the holy boy! Whooooo!" God leaves and a battered Vince tries to recover when he gets a call from none other than... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 12, 2002 (alright I'm a little confused with what the arrangement of posts but I'll continue none the less) "You can go to...." before Vince can finish, lightning strikes. Vince knows it's the almighty telling him off. Vince: "Sorry about that Jeff, you say want a job? well.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 12, 2002 "You got it. Anything to keep you and your Dad from starting that new promotion." says Vince. Jarrett then bashes Vince over the head with a.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 16, 2002 bionic elbow! Jarrett points to his head (in that heelish "I'm so smart!" way) and waves someone over from behind the curtain! It's, it's... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 16, 2002 Vince Russo! Russo says "It's a swerve, baby!" Jarrett & Russo start beating up McMahon when he (McMahon) stops.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 breathing. McMahon says "What the hell is that terrible smell?", opens his eyes, and sees the damned bathing in the boiling rivers of bile, gigantic demons feasting on impaled sinners and mountains of skulls as far as the eye can see. Behind him, Satan chuckles and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 17, 2002 "Vince, it's time to come home." Vince says "I thought we had a deal." Satan looks at Vince, then says.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
