Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Hogan tells Vince "It's time to use the bats and lay the smackdown on his cripple ass, nWo style...4-life!" The nWo beat Scott with the bats when Hogan pulls up in a truck and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 prepares to drive over Keith, but Scott kips up and takes out both Hall and Nash. He stares Vince down when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Hogan gets out of the truck and starts whipping Keith with his belt of doom. The whipping continues while Vince pulls down his pants. Hogan lifts Scott Keith's head up and..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 sticks it on Vince's ass. Keith gets an up close and personal view of Vinnie Mac's ass. Vince & Hogan say... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 "We just layed the smackdown on his cripple ass! nwo style...4 life!" Keith trying to get the stench of rich ass off his face low blows Vince and runs off to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 his shower to try and wash it all off. But when he opens the shower curtain, he sees... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Chris Benoit, Chuck and Billy covered in lather. "Nooooooo!!! Not Chris! Not the Crippler!!" Keith falls to his knees and sobs, when suddenly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 A one legged Sid runs in and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 6, 2002 brutally attacks Keith with a squeegee, while Benoit just laughs and gets back to lathering Chucky up. However, Keith is saved from Sid's vicious attack by none other than... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 HHH! He goes hulk on everyone. Using his knees to take out the 7 foot monster Sid, he tears a quad and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Keith repays the favour by slapping on a Sharpshooter, although it's weaker than The Rock's version. Angered by this insult to wrestling, a naked Benoit jumps on SK and locks on the Crossface, but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Kevin Nash starts calling Benoit a midget that will never be World Champ. Benoit then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 snaps and crossfaces everyone in the room. Leaving only Nash standing, the vanilla midget is face to chest with Nash... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Nash throws the first punch. Both trade rights and lefts. When.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 6, 2002 Benoit charges, Nash backdrops him. Chris gets right back up and delivers a vicious dropkick to Nash's battered knee. He methodically destroys Nash's legs... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 6, 2002 when all of sudden Shawn Stasiak charges into the shower room. However, Benoit moves and Stasiak runs face first into the wall, knocking himself out. As Benoit is distracted, Nash... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 6, 2002 hits Benoit with a pipe. Nash then gets ready to Powerbomb Benoit when.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RetroRob215 Report post Posted March 7, 2002 Scott hits Nash in the back of the head with the first draft to his new book. Out of nowhere Scott hits Benoit in the face with the draft. Scott now has the chance to administor oral sex on his half-dead idol, but here comes Judas who says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 7, 2002 "Damn you, Keith! You have such a large bathroom. How many fucking books DID you sell to pay for this place?" Scott (who comes to his senses and decides he likes women more than Benoit, but only slightly), stands up and gives Judas.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 7, 2002 a kick to the gut followed by applying the Crippler Crossface. Which is botched. So Scott takes a * off. Then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 7, 2002 Benoit applies it to Scott the right way. Scott taps like there's no tomorrow, but there's no ref. out of nowhere Aldo Montoya breaks the hold and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 7, 2002 does the crotch chop 3034 times. before he can do another, X-Pac comes running, bitching about P.J. copying him. X Pac then proceeds to......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 7, 2002 announce his retirement, and says that he will become a hermit and never be seen in public again. The world rejoices, old enemies become friends, world peace is finally achieved through the joy brought about from this event. In the middle east... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 7, 2002 The Iron Sheik hugs Barry Horowitz. And, deep inside Titan Towers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 7, 2002 Vince McMahon is awakened by the sound of thunder. It seems that he has been asleep this entire time and all of this has been a crazy dream. He says to himself... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 7, 2002 "I need to stop eating cheese before I go to bed." He reaches over and picks up the phone and dials. A voice on the other end says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 7, 2002 "Vinnie Mac, I'm on my way to Titan Towers, baby!" It's Vince Russo. McMahon is stunned to learn that the hiring of Russo to replace Stephanie wasn't a dream. McMahon tells Russo over the phone.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RetroRob215 Report post Posted March 7, 2002 "OK, thats cool, but we can't have Mark Henry sleeping with trannys and old women anymore since he is a credible athlete now." Russo, "So what does that leave me with?" Vince, "We have some extra midgets who might be willing to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 7, 2002 give oral sex with Pat Patterson." Russo says "That's great TV, Vinnie Mac! The kidz will start flocking back to watch Raw." Vince McMahon tells Russo to hold on, as he (McMahon) has a call on his cell phone. Vince picks it up and hears.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrEvil Report post Posted March 8, 2002 "Vince, this obsession with oral sex is disturbing, even by my standards", it's Bill Clinton, he continues "You know a little bit here and there in the oval office ain't bad, but your obsession with male on male just ain't healthy". Vince apologizes and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
