The One and Only SmackDown Thread: 8/22

[Guest snowfan]

Nidia needs to PAY HER DUES in the business before getting a title shot. She must be sleeping with 1 of the McMahons to get preferential treatment like this. Fuck WWE. Fuck politics.

I'd say it is Stephanie.

 

Guy everyone here is pretty sure that the whole "Let's push the TE kids over more seasoned wrestlers" paradigm sucks. In other news water is wet and the sky is blue....

[Guest TestKick]

Have Benoit or Eddie done more than kicky punchy this whole match?

No, they haven't. For being the 2 masters of workrate here, they sure suck. At least if they had size to go with these lackluster brawling skills, it would be plausible.

[Guest TestKick]

Nidia needs to PAY HER DUES in the business before getting a title shot.  She must be sleeping with 1 of the McMahons to get preferential treatment like this.  Fuck WWE.  Fuck politics.

I'd say it is Stephanie.

 

Guy everyone here is pretty sure that the whole "Let's push the TE kids over more seasoned wrestlers" paradigm sucks. In other news water is wet and the sky is blue....

See: Nowinski, Christopher. He's been made to look like a total jobber the past month. It's probably because he does this thing well called WORKRATE. Yeah, let's bury him then. He also has "the look". Let's bury him again for that. Christopher would be better in NWA. They care about WORKRATE.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

SPEAR OF DEATH~!

 

wait.. does this mean Eddy goes over at SSlam?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

So, that means Eddy goes over at SS, right?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Nidia needs to PAY HER DUES in the business before getting a title shot.  She must be sleeping with 1 of the McMahons to get preferential treatment like this.  Fuck WWE.  Fuck politics.

I'd say it is Stephanie.

 

Guy everyone here is pretty sure that the whole "Let's push the TE kids over more seasoned wrestlers" paradigm sucks. In other news water is wet and the sky is blue....

See: Nowinski, Christopher. He's been made to look like a total jobber the past month. It's probably because he does this thing well called WORKRATE. Yeah, let's bury him then. He also has "the look". Let's bury him again for that. Christopher would be better in NWA. They care about WORKRATE.

... Like that master of workrate TEST.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I like Chris Harvard, but he's still green.

[Guest TestKick]

Edge's spear has nearly as much intensity as when Goldberg used it. I think it is a reputable finishing move. Kudos to Copeland, Adam.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Have Benoit or Eddie done more than kicky punchy this whole match?

No, they haven't. For being the 2 masters of workrate here, they sure suck. At least if they had size to go with these lackluster brawling skills, it would be plausible.

Benoit and Eddy have as many bad matches a year as Test has good matches.

 

Not many.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Rock and Lesnar!!!

That was a pretty good tease....even though nothing spectacular happened.

[Guest Goodear]

Brock sure took a nice, over the top rope bump there. Just thought I would mention it.

[Guest snowfan]

Nidia needs to PAY HER DUES in the business before getting a title shot.  She must be sleeping with 1 of the McMahons to get preferential treatment like this.  Fuck WWE.  Fuck politics.

I'd say it is Stephanie.

 

Guy everyone here is pretty sure that the whole "Let's push the TE kids over more seasoned wrestlers" paradigm sucks. In other news water is wet and the sky is blue....

See: Nowinski, Christopher. He's been made to look like a total jobber the past month. It's probably because he does this thing well called WORKRATE. Yeah, let's bury him then. He also has "the look". Let's bury him again for that. Christopher would be better in NWA. They care about WORKRATE.

Harvard Chris will still be wrestling when Nidia is yesterdays news.

 

Vinnie Mac chews them up and spits them out....

 

see Tammy, and Rena.....

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I mark for Nowinski, I'd like to see him against RVD on Raw in a straight wrestling match

[Guest Goodear]

Benoit and Eddy have as many bad matches a year as Test has good matches.

 

Not many.

Still, a suplex or something in there would have been much better than brawl, brawl, and more brawl.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

That was an awesome Smackdown.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Well, time to watch the 1st 40 minutes of SD...

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

LOL @ "Brock Lesner Ate My Family" sign

[Guest TestKick]

Have Benoit or Eddie done more than kicky punchy this whole match?

No, they haven't. For being the 2 masters of workrate here, they sure suck. At least if they had size to go with these lackluster brawling skills, it would be plausible.

Benoit and Eddy have as many bad matches a year as Test has good matches.

 

Not many.

Yes, but Benoit & Eddy only have their wrestling ability working for them. They are both horribly ugly, short men and have no mic skills to speak of. They don't get as many chance. Either put on good matches, or get out, boys.

 

Test has had a string of good matches recently. His match on Raw 2 weeks ago was a fine example of fisticuffsmanship, and his work in 6-man tag was admirable considering the slime he was working with in Booker T and Dustin.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

LOL @ "Brock Lesner Ate My Family" sign

but Brock took an Icebath before he ate them

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Have Benoit or Eddie done more than kicky punchy this whole match?

No, they haven't. For being the 2 masters of workrate here, they sure suck. At least if they had size to go with these lackluster brawling skills, it would be plausible.

Benoit and Eddy have as many bad matches a year as Test has good matches.

 

Not many.

Yes, but Benoit & Eddy only have their wrestling ability working for them. They are both horribly ugly, short men and have no mic skills to speak of. They don't get as many chance. Either put on good matches, or get out, boys.

 

Test has had a string of good matches recently. His match on Raw 2 weeks ago was a fine example of fisticuffsmanship, and his work in 6-man tag was admirable considering the slime he was working with in Booker T and Dustin.

Actually Benoit and eddy are OVER, something Test isn't. Also Test was in the 6-Man for 3 Mins. He didn't really DO anything.

 

Benoit and Eddy may be short and ugly, but Test is tall and ugly.

 

Unless, your JR that's not much better.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Yes, but Benoit & Eddy only have their wrestling ability working for them. They are both horribly ugly, short men and have no mic skills to speak of.

I'll agree Benoit isn't great on the mic (Test should stay the hell away from the mic, too), but to say Eddy has no mic skills is laughable.

 

They don't get as many chance. Either put on good matches, or get out, boys.

Put on good matches? Check, every time out. Maybe you should apply that to Test

 

Test has had a string of good matches recently.

"String of good matches"? O.....K......

 

His match on Raw 2 weeks ago was a fine example of fisticuffsmanship, and his work in 6-man tag was admirable considering the slime he was working with in Booker T and Dustin.

::shakes head:: You poor, misguided soul (although I'm not a big fan of Dustin in the ring)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Booker is Lou Thez compared to Test

[Guest TestKick]

Have Benoit or Eddie done more than kicky punchy this whole match?

No, they haven't. For being the 2 masters of workrate here, they sure suck. At least if they had size to go with these lackluster brawling skills, it would be plausible.

Benoit and Eddy have as many bad matches a year as Test has good matches.

 

Not many.

Yes, but Benoit & Eddy only have their wrestling ability working for them. They are both horribly ugly, short men and have no mic skills to speak of. They don't get as many chance. Either put on good matches, or get out, boys.

 

Test has had a string of good matches recently. His match on Raw 2 weeks ago was a fine example of fisticuffsmanship, and his work in 6-man tag was admirable considering the slime he was working with in Booker T and Dustin.

Actually Benoit and eddy are OVER, something Test isn't. Also Test was in the 6-Man for 3 Mins. He didn't really DO anything.

 

Benoit and Eddy may be short and ugly, but Test is tall and ugly.

 

Unless, your JR that's not much better.

Benoit & Eddy are over? That's laughable. The crowd is dead whenever they come to the ring. Sorry, but they have NO charisma. As an educated fan, I do respect them for their WORKRATE, but the common fan does not see that.

 

If Test is so ugly like you say, why is banging Stacy Keibler? I find him to be an attractive young man, but I take it that you will infer that as another "sucking Test's dick" comment.

 

JR had Bell's Palsy, and it's not proper to be making insults about his appearance. I think you should apologize for making such a comment.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

::marks out for Eddy/Benoit beatdown of Rock::

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

They are both horribly ugly, short men and have no mic skills to speak of. They don't get as many chance.

-Test isn't gold on the mic either, and he looks like a damn ferret to boot (NO pun intended).

 

-"They don't get as many chance(s)?" Fuck that piece of 'logic', considering Test's many chances to get over since he arrived three years ago.

[Guest TestKick]

Booker is Lou Thez compared to Test

Randy Orton is better than Lou Thesz, and Test is vastly better than Randy Orton, in every aspect. Your comment is entirely true.

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

Still, a suplex or something in there would have been much better than brawl, brawl, and more brawl.

The WWE style's REALLY getting out of hand again. Hell, there was a Benoit/Regal match last year(that a lot of wrestling fans really looked forward to, but it turned out to be a disappointing match) that had Benoit to be booked by WWE to be doing the same brawl, brawl, brawl shit(along with Regal) he was booked to do tonight. Now, more than ever, this evidence convinces me that Rey Jr's high-flying WILL unfortunately be toned down in WWE and he'll have to resort to the "WWE style", ugh.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Yeah, and Test is *OVERFLOWING* w/ charisma

 

And the only reason Test is getting a reaction is because of the UnAmerican angle.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

The crowd is dead whenever they come to the ring.

That's bull and you know it.

 

If any entrance was a crowd killer, it was "Test, Test, this is a test..."

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Have Benoit or Eddie done more than kicky punchy this whole match?

No, they haven't. For being the 2 masters of workrate here, they sure suck. At least if they had size to go with these lackluster brawling skills, it would be plausible.

Benoit and Eddy have as many bad matches a year as Test has good matches.

 

Not many.

Yes, but Benoit & Eddy only have their wrestling ability working for them. They are both horribly ugly, short men and have no mic skills to speak of. They don't get as many chance. Either put on good matches, or get out, boys.

 

Test has had a string of good matches recently. His match on Raw 2 weeks ago was a fine example of fisticuffsmanship, and his work in 6-man tag was admirable considering the slime he was working with in Booker T and Dustin.

Actually Benoit and eddy are OVER, something Test isn't. Also Test was in the 6-Man for 3 Mins. He didn't really DO anything.

 

Benoit and Eddy may be short and ugly, but Test is tall and ugly.

 

Unless, your JR that's not much better.

Benoit & Eddy are over? That's laughable. The crowd is dead whenever they come to the ring. Sorry, but they have NO charisma. As an educated fan, I do respect them for their WORKRATE, but the common fan does not see that.

 

If Test is so ugly like you say, why is banging Stacy Keibler? I find him to be an attractive young man, but I take it that you will infer that as another "sucking Test's dick" comment.

 

JR had Bell's Palsy, and it's not proper to be making insults about his appearance. I think you should apologize for making such a comment.

Ummmm, last week Benoit was fighting the World Champion. He's over as a badass heel, something Test could never do in all the times they tried.

 

Stacy banging Test. Hey different strokes for different folks.

 

I was referring to JR's commentating style (HOSSES! HOSSES!) not his looks.

 

 

Testkick, get off my porch.