Guest Austin3164life Posted August 24, 2002 Report Posted August 24, 2002 Holy shit, when he wears that, will he start using big words and shaking ropes? Hahaha I was thinking the exact same thing. That mask looks like what The Ultimate Warrior would wear if he became a Satanic heel.
Guest the pinjockey Posted August 24, 2002 Report Posted August 24, 2002 We need a thread for ideas for new, good shirts. Have you seen the atrocious shit shirt that Benoit got? I'd expect that from WCW..in 1990..at the worst point in merchandising...but not the WWE. Maybe I should. Benoit's shirt. That's a horrible, horrible shirt. ::clicks on link:: Well , there is a new winner in the stupidest thing I have ever seen contest. A wolverine missing a tooth WTF?!? Who ok'd something like that.
Guest SlowChemical6 Posted August 24, 2002 Report Posted August 24, 2002 So we've gone from the face and entire left side of his body being burned to just his cheekbones, nose, and eye orbits? With the rate that Kane is losing clothing, they better come up with an explanation fast. Plastic surgeons can do amazing things these days...maybe Kane got himself fixed up while he was having the nWo's 2x4 removed from his head.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted August 24, 2002 Report Posted August 24, 2002 Why is everyone expecting an explanation? They didn't give an explanation when Undertaker kept coming back with new urns and then eventually not coming with them at all... it's the same principle. And I seriously don't see what's so different about this mask... what is it?
Guest The Tino Standard Posted August 24, 2002 Report Posted August 24, 2002 That new mask looks like the Phantom of the Opera on a bad acid trip. Still, I withold judgment until I actually see Kane wear it.
Guest SlowChemical6 Posted August 24, 2002 Report Posted August 24, 2002 You can't really compare the absence of an inanimate object that his old manager carried around with alleged burns covering one's flesh. You can throw an urn in the garbage, how do you get rid of burn scars?
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 24, 2002 Report Posted August 24, 2002 You can't really compare the absence of an inanimate object that his old manager carried around with alleged burns covering one's flesh. You can throw an urn in the garbage, how do you get rid of burn scars? Ever see The Craft? He can pray to the Pagan god of nature.
Guest Muzz Posted August 24, 2002 Report Posted August 24, 2002 I'd expect to see a five year old wearing that Chris Benoit shirt. As for Kane's mask, well, it's only a small picture, and I'd have to actually see him wear it before I make an opinion. Shirt = iffy.
Guest DARRYLXWF Posted August 24, 2002 Report Posted August 24, 2002 I could wear that shirt, as long as it was the kane thing was out of it, so people could think that the slogan was talking about me
Guest evenflowDDT Posted August 24, 2002 Report Posted August 24, 2002 You can't really compare the absence of an inanimate object that his old manager carried around with alleged burns covering one's flesh. You can throw an urn in the garbage, how do you get rid of burn scars? That's true, but in the "injuries" department, Undertaker's "face was crushed" by Mabel a few years ago, and all it took was a few months in a mask and you could never tell by looking at him. When you break bones, particularly in your face, without reconstructive surgery, it's still pretty permanent distortion physically. So, if the Undertaker's face isn't all screwed up like it should be if his "face was crushed", there's no reason why the burn scars can't also magically disappear. Oh, and I finally figured out how Kane's "new" mask is different... it's just a little smaller, particularly with opening up over the mouth so he can talk better.
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