Top 10 WWE shirts you should NEVER wear in public

[Guest the 1inch punch]

Well, I'm buying an UnAmerican shirt if its out

[Guest Maven's Eyebrows]

Let's not forget the cheesiest T-shirt ever... Hardcore Holly's "How ya like me now" shirt (*shudders*). I would never allow my rotten, maggot-infested corpse to be found wearing that shirt. (*shudders again*)

[Guest Dames Edna]

Obviously you are a fan of the APA "Always Poundin' Ass" tshirt though

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

The only one I have any qualms about wearing is the What? shirt, because people feel a need to "What?" me to death when I wear it.

I would do it just because you coughed up money for the worst wrestling catchphrase ever.

[Guest Redhawk]

1) Kurt Angle's "I'll Make You Tap Out!" -- Not only is it probably and invitation to MMA junkies, but 3/4 of the general public have no idea what the hell "tapping out" even is.

 

2) APA's "Always Poundin' Ass" -- If you even wanted your family to think you were gay, wear this to the next barbeque.

 

3) The Rock's "Team Bring It" -- That's just stupid.

 

4) Benoit's "Victim of the Crossface" -- Just like tapping out, most people don't even know what a crossface is.

 

5) Edge's "Are you an Edge-head?" -- Um, no I'm not, thank you.

 

6) Jericho's "Y2J" -- Haven't they realized that it's 2002?

 

7) Stone Cold's "Blood Stone" -- Yeah, shirts with screaming bloody men on them really attract the chicks.

 

8) HHH's "Pain is Temporary, The Game is Forever" -- It's just ugly.

 

9) Hogan's "Hulk STILL Rules" -- Everytime I see someone above the age of 12 with this, I cry a little.

 

10) Val's "Venis Envy" -- I've never even seen Val wear it.

 

Here's a question, though: Did Al Snow ever have any shirts related to Head? Because if he did I would put it on this list. Same with any Socko shirts.

[Guest undisputedjericho]

There was one for both, actually.

 

Snow - Got Head? on the front, a picture of Head on the back.

 

Socko - "It's not just a sock..." on the first, and on the back had a picture of Socko with "...it's an adventure!" (I wanted that shirt for the longest time back then...)

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Redhawk, if you're wearing ANY wrestling shirt to "attract the chicks" then you have more problems than what's on the shirt.

 

If they only put the Kurt tapping shirt on sale (it's kind of old now) I'd have gotten it. "I'll Make You Tap Out!" was becoming a bit of a catchphrase at work. =b

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

I agree all WWE shirts suck but I bought a Bouncer friend of mine the "professional Ass Kicker" shirt and the "I'll make you famous".

[Guest treble charged]

I own 2 wrestling shirts.

 

-Ric Flair - Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

- Kurt Angle - You Suck

 

I don't really like wearing either of them in public, but I do like the way they both look.

[Guest Olympic Slam]

There's two shirts I've always wanted and would be willing to wear with pride..........

 

J.O.B Squad and the b.w.o shirt. I finally got the J.O.B squad but it's waaaay too big.

[Guest LatinoHeat]

ive always wanted a b.w.o shirt as well. did they have any steven richards shirts when he was doing his 'king of swing' gimmick?

[Guest Anglesault]

I own 2 wrestling shirts.

 

-Ric Flair - Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

- Kurt Angle - You Suck

 

I don't really like wearing either of them in public, but I do like the way they both look.

Isn't the Ric Flair shirt purple with Ric's name spelled wrong?

[Guest Redhawk]

Redhawk, if you're wearing ANY wrestling shirt to "attract the chicks" then you have more problems than what's on the shirt.

Good point. I was just saying that the "Blood Stone" shirt is kind of gross. I don't own any wrestling shirts, anyway.

[Guest El Satanico]

I'd get the Un Americans shirt just because it would piss people off.

 

That's the same reason why I bought a shirt with a picture of Princess Di and the words Dead Whore. Also a shirt that says Angry Black Man and i'm a total white boy.

 

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[Guest AM The Kid]

I have:

 

Austin 3:16, still wear sometimes.

 

An old NWO shirt...I think my mom threw it out way too small on me.

 

HHH-not for the innocent, wore it yesterday(sigh).

 

Edge+Christian-So reeking of awesomeness, still wear it, really religious people don't get it.

 

Hulkamania, new one, wear it all the time.

 

Angle wrestling camp jacket, wear it tons.

 

I want the UnAmerican shirt now though and I've always wanted a "Hart Foundation, blood is thicker than water" shirt.