the 1&only Confidelocity Thread

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Looks like a bad two hours to start next hour. Oh well.

[Guest Downhome]

What is the preview?

[Guest Downhome]

Well this sucks donkey nuts, here is the Velocity preview...

 

Showcasing the SmackDown! Superstars, WWE Velocity comes to you every Saturday at 10 p.m./9 p.m. CT only on TNN, hosted by Michael Cole and Tough Enough trainer Al Snow!

This week:

Gear up for SummerSlam as Velocity takes a look at the top matches from this extraordinary Pay-Per-View!

 

Catch WWE Velocity every Saturday night at 10 p.m./9 p.m. CT only on TNN!

 

...and here is the Confidential preview...

 

This week on Confidential: A look at Brock Lesnar's life before WWE.

The Next Big Thing grew up on a dairy farm in North Dakota where he developed a love for wrestling at just 5 years old. Confidential interviews some of Brock's closest family members and friends in the NCAA Champion's former stomping grounds. Also, Confidential takes an in-depth look at Rikishi's feared Stink Face and WWE Superstars talk about the strangest jobs they've had.

 

Tune in this Saturday, right after WWE Velocity, at 11 p.m./10 p.m. ET only on TNN!

 

...does that excite you at all? Well, at least they are trying to build some last minute intrigue for the PPV, I'll give them that.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

EDIT: Damn it, I'm always too slow with these.

[Guest Flyboy]

This week on Confidential: A look at Brock Lesnar's life before WWE.

The Next Big Thing grew up on a dairy farm in North Dakota where he developed a love for wrestling at just 5 years old. Confidential interviews some of Brock's closest family members and friends in the NCAA Champion's former stomping grounds. Also, Confidential takes an in-depth look at Rikishi's feared Stink Face and WWE Superstars talk about the strangest jobs they've had.

 

Tune in this Saturday, right after WWE Velocity, at 11 p.m./10 p.m. ET only on TNN!

 

YES! YES! YES!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

OMG, Rikishi !!! AGAIN !!!

 

At least there's.. Brock..

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Anyone remember any specific Velocity match-ups from the Smackdown! spoilers (please post the match-up, not results please )? I seem to remember reading something about Lita on commentary... anyway, I'll see what's up, if it's just a run through the SummerSlam card with only two matches or so (it was three for the show before Vengeance, but SummerSlam is a "bigger" PPV, so there will probably be more hype), then it certainly makes my job as recapper easier

[Guest BigPoppaKev]

Anyone watch Slamball. I had nothing better to do so I watched it. It was pretty entertaining.

[Guest Downhome]

What are they going to do, play by play on the spot that is the Stinkface? Are they going to pull out those things where they can draw on the TV screen and give us in depth coverage on how to perform the move the right way?

 

This just irks me greatly, whoever decided to do this should be tortured.

[Guest Downhome]

Anyone watch Slamball. I had nothing better to do so I watched it. It was pretty entertaining.

I tried to one time, but then I realized that it is just a bunch of guys jumping around like morons bumping into each other over and over again. Suffice it to say, I think it's retarded.

 

Some of the dunks look cool, but it is so over done that it isn't even funny.

 

*ponders when some shmuck tries to do a parody on Baseball*

 

Oh, wait, Selig is doing that right NOW in MLB, my bad!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Here are Velocity SPOILERS ::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mark Henry pinned Mike Awesome after hitting a running powerslam.

 

Tajiri beat Funaki with his "kick of death".

 

Chuck beat Hardcore Holly with assistance from Billy and Rico. Randy Orton ran in to make the save.

 

Randy Orton pinned Billy when Bob Holly ran-in and attacked Billy, alowing Orton to get the victory.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

What are they going to do, play by play on the spot that is the Stinkface? Are they going to pull out those things where they can draw on the TV screen and give us in depth coverage on how to perform the move the right way?

 

This just irks me greatly, whoever decided to do this should be tortured.

I can imagine Mark Goodhart doing a "Moving Right Along" column on the Stinkface for an April Fool's Joke... but the WWE is seriously featuring that on Confidential? Poor RetroRob!

[Guest CanadianChris]

Damn...didn't even see this. Close mine, pls.

[Guest Downhome]

What are they going to do, play by play on the spot that is the Stinkface? Are they going to pull out those things where they can draw on the TV screen and give us in depth coverage on how to perform the move the right way?

 

This just irks me greatly, whoever decided to do this should be tortured.

I can imagine Mark Goodhart doing a "Moving Right Along" column on the Stinkface for an April Fool's Joke... but the WWE is seriously featuring that on Confidential? Poor RetroRob!

Poor ALL OF US! I don't even think I'll watch the shows tonight, I'm that irked about it.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I'll be the sacrificial lamb to read TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion's Velocity spoilers so I can post the card *non-spoiled*:

 

Mike Awesome vs Mark Henry

Funaki vs Tajiri

Chuck vs Hardcore Holly

Billy vs Randy Orton

[Guest CanadianChris]

I'll be the sacrificial lamb to read TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion's Velocity spoilers so I can post the card *non-spoiled*:

 

Mike Awesome vs Mark Henry

Funaki vs Tajiri

Chuck vs Hardcore Holly

Billy vs Randy Orton

No, that pretty much spoils the show for me, thanks.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Jesus Christ, someone get Mark Henry a manssiere.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Its a BRO!!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

They'll give anyone a commentary job, geez.

[Guest CanadianChris]

MANSSIERE!!

 

WHY? WHY?? WHYWHYWHY do they insist on pushing Mark Henry??

[Guest BoboBrazil]

They should just fire Mike Awesome now and get it over with. Lita looks outstanding tonight. I don't know what she has been doing, but she looks alot better than how she looked before she got injured.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Awesome looked pretty good for being in there w/ a slug like Henry.

 

Too bad Henry had to kill Awesome's finisher and get the win.

[Guest Retro Rob]

You guys shouldn't complain. I actually HAVE to watch Confidential for all of YOU. Not that I'm complaining or anything.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

I agree about releasing Mike Awesome... maybe he can go to Japan and actually have a career.

 

Awesome/Henry was the very definition of a heatless match.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I'd rather the just fire Henry. At least Awesome gives you something in the ring. What does Henry give you?

 

Sure, Henry is making big $$$ on his contract, but cut him & take the hit now, and put somebody talented in his spot.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Lita looks outstanding tonight. I don't know what she has been doing, but she looks alot better than how she looked before she got injured.

Its all in the make-up. When she did a few interviews in the neckbrace at Dr. Youngblood's office, she was amazingly ugly. Its all in the make-up that makes her look hot.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I feel very thankful that I forgot Velocity was on, thus allowing me to miss Henry-Awesome. My night is looking up.

[Guest Flyboy]

I've missed most of Velocity.. hmmm... have I missed much?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

So far, it seems to be just highlights.

[Guest CanadianChris]

You've missed nothing. Actually, you've missed less than nothing.