SWF Storm Predictions

[Guest redbaron51]

uh Storm predictions....

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Tom Flesher & Silent vs. Annie Eclectic & Thoth

 

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Xero

 

 

TAG MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Jay Dawg & Sacred

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Tod deKindes

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson © vs. Perfect Bo

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

TAG TEAM MATCH

Tom Flesher & Silent vs. Annie Eclectic & Thoth

 

-Hmm, Silent and Flesher make a Clantastic combo, but Annie and Thoth both seem to be pissed off. I'll say Silent and Flesher.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z

 

-Apparently, Z's still out, so I suppose it'll be Raynor...

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Xero

 

-Iceland rocks!

 

TAG MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Jay Dawg & Sacred

 

-JD and Sacred have shown great teamability during their tag title reign. They'll take this one.

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Tod deKindes

 

-Yeah, I thought TBS was gone too. deKindes!

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

-It'd look pretty stupid for me to lose here, wouldn't it?

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson © vs. Perfect Bo

 

-Ehh...Wilson in an extremely close decision.

[Guest heat32]

Tom+Bitch vs Annie+Thoth

- I run in and give Annie a giant bionic to the tit and then......

 

.....NAVY~! Flesher knows what the hell I'm talking about...

- Winner: Me and my HUGE comeback push.

 

Raynor vs Z

- Z is gone or something? Ranyor is ready to bust some heads?

- Winner? Z it is...

 

Frost vs Xero

- I cut a huge promo on Xero andkick him in the nuts. Phr0sty the Sn0wman makes the cover..

- Winner: Frost

 

Pete+Gade vs JD+Sacred

- JD is gone and Sacred probably won't write and then he'll talk about "Oh how I suck..blah... I'm gonna quit.....again for the ??th time" and then Edwin talks him into staying.

- Winner: Longgadah

 

TBS vs TOD

- TBS gone? Whatever...

- Winner: TOD. (You'd be maineventing if you spelled your first name in caps. Try it, but don't point to yourself and spell it..you'll get held down.)

 

ELM vs Lerrin

- Either guy could win, but I doubt Lerrin gives a shit and since Mag seems to care...

- Winner: ELM

 

Wilson vs My Personal Biatch

- Wilson dropping the title would mean he wants to comit to the world..and he should....but I don't see him doing that. He'll probably keep something around his waist until Edwin goes to full time CC guy.

 

...and Bo sucks. You heard me, bitch. I said you suck.

 

...and you can't flo, you wack choked up motherfucker.

 

...yeah, good to see you too.

 

- Winner: Your mother.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

TAG TEAM MATCH

Tom Flesher & Silent vs. Annie Eclectic & Thoth

 

This will be another very storyline developing match. It's tough to call a winner, because it's anyone's game... however logic says the heels go over to add some fuel to the fire.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z

 

I kind of hope that this match doesn't go through... Z is injured in storylines and shit. Raynor can get over besides pummeling the human punching bag

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Xero

 

Oi... you're dead Xero.

 

TAG MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Jay Dawg & Sacred

 

Sorry XF9... You guys are going down.

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Tod deKindes

 

The German gets strangled.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

Oi! Give the slut a beating Lerrin... but don't crush him... ok... crush him.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson © vs. Perfect Bo

 

Pffft... Bo makes Wilson the number 2 heel!

[Guest Muzz]

Fuck you, Heat.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Honesty. Heat has the coolest predictions ever. Screw the being nice stuff, it's an internet message board.

 

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Tom Flesher & Silent vs. Annie Eclectic & Thoth

* This seems kajumbled a bit, but with potential for some killer storylines. Thoth hasn't been writing lately, and I'm not sure if Annie's semi-striking or not. Either way, Silent Tom takes the wins.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z

* Well, Z isn't supposed to be booked, so I don't know if he's writing or not. I think evil, pycho, heel raynor's gonna take the in.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Xero

* Storyline consistency is mmm mm good. Now, odds are Frost may be taking some lumps from Tom and/or Tod here, but I say he takes the win anyway.

 

TAG MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Jay Dawg & Sacred

* Is JD back or not? I'm not sure, but even if he is I say XF9 takes this.

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Tod deKindes

* TBS shouldn't be booked either, so Tod beats up Frost then picks up a singles win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Lerrin Breggan

* Match of the night, right here. The number one contender versus the good guy that only writes a quarter of the time. ELM's a good guy that writes nearly all the time, so this is the night of sweet Mexican lovins.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson © vs. Perfect Bo

* Good, solid match here, and it's going to take more than one win to make him number 2 heel, especially since i'm not exactly thrilled about writing with school starting tomorrow. If I get time, it's going to be quite a challenge to beat Bo, whom I haven't faced in about a year.

 

Final verdict: Solid show, nothing spectacular, though we'll probably get some cool promos from Edwin and/or Divefire, so that's fun.

[Guest redbaron51]

TAG TEAM MATCH

Tom Flesher & Silent vs. Annie Eclectic & Thoth

 

I can see Tom and Silent winning this match, since Thoth is um...lazy and Annie still has her hissy fit/PMS thingy...

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z

 

Johnny Generic!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Xero

 

I WILL WRITE OMG SHOCK TO ALL! Actually i will write, but everybody is Frost this...frost that. And what...No one gives a Damn about Xero, or his storyline...no its all frost...

 

Frost to win

 

TAG MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Jay Dawg & Sacred

 

LDP and Renegade should win

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Tod deKindes

 

Tod

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

ELM

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson © vs. Perfect Bo

 

New champion...but by who's match?!

[Guest midnight_burn]

*SPOILERS BELOW, AS I'M ALWAYS RIGHT*

 

 

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Tom Flesher & Silent vs. Annie Eclectic & Thoth

-> Flesher and Silent to win here.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z

-> Chris Raynor wins.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Xero

-> I'll go with Xero.

 

TAG MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Jay Dawg & Sacred

-> Former tag champs JD and Sacred will be too much for XF9 in this one.

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Tod deKindes

-> Strangler with the victory.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Lerrin Breggan

-> Magnifico backs up his PPV win with a win here.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson © vs. Perfect Bo

-> Bo wins the ICTV belt in a sure to be good match.

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

TAG TEAM MATCH

Tom Flesher & Silent vs. Annie Eclectic & Thoth

-->Silent write promos...that's all he writes because he sucks more ass than heat...Thoth and Annie both like girls so I will go with them...

 

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z

-->Boobies attach...I hate the letter z...I could barely find a word starting that letter when I'm playing scrabble...

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Xero

Xero talent vs. Frosty the hoe man...it's a tough choice...they both lose as they end up doing the 69 cold...but who's on top?

 

 

TAG MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Jay Dawg & Sacred.

-->Ya wanna go against Creative Control? JD is back and even though he hates it...Sacred will write a tag match because he loves CC. CC with the win.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Tod deKindes

-->Boston sucks...the team and the wrestler. TOD...I dont know...but Tod with the win.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Lerrin Breggan

-->This is going to be CC night...I feel it. Breggan with the win...

 

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson © vs. Perfect Bo

-->It's going to be a tough match, that I know...I'm going to try my very best in this match...will I be champion? I dont know... Will my match win? I dont know... Will my match lose and still be the champion? I doubt that...but I dont know... Good match from who ever writes it...

 

Ay yo heat...you always talk about this and that and shit...well get the magnum and spit...two rounds and now your hit..

 

You can't go toe to toe with the bronx native...I'll help your weight up even though youse a bitch ass hater.

 

You can hate me...but you still a pussy...whackin your meat like a feast...heat, I will make your heater feel the heat, cause I can't be beat and I wont be beat.

 

So before you start rhyming...you better come hard or go home...fuck sounding homo...I aint you so come hard or go home...

 

BITCH...

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

I have NOT quit. And I WILL be writing for this show, although I wasn't planning on being booked, and it might be a bit rushed. But I'm still with you folks, like it or not (probably not), and I need to get back on my losing streak.

 

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Tom Flesher & Silent vs. Annie Eclectic & Thoth

 

Hmmm....interesting match. Somehow, Annie will receive a massive three-way beating at the hands of the Clan d00ds. As for the winner, I'll go with Annie/Thoth via DQ, with Flesher/Silent's match winning.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z

 

Now this is interesting....I could see a Raynor/Z alliance here. I have no clue if Raynor's gonna be playing a heel for long, with the way that Edwin's character is going, but I'll take the Raynman for the duke here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Xero

 

Frosty to get the W.

 

TAG MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Jay Dawg & Sacred

 

Seems like a fairly blah match...I'll take LDP/Renegade, just because JD might be out (you never know if he'll get thrown out, or decide to take out some frustrations on his monitor...), and because Sacred's had some trouble doing the tag matches lately.

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Tod deKindes

 

Well, I'm writing. So pencil Tod in for a win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

El #1 Contender against Breggan for the second time in as many shows...I always like the tiny d00d vs. big d00d showdowns. But ELM beat LB on the last show, so he'll do it again here.

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson © vs. Perfect Bo

 

Hmmm....tough match to call. I'll take Wilson's match, but I dunno what his plans for the ICTV belt are.

[Guest heat32]

Bo steppin to Heat? Sit your skinny ass down.

 

Wait? You weren't kidding? I might to break a piece off for ya...

 

ahem.

 

yo, you wanna get hurt?

you're about to feel pain

what's that ketchup on your shirt?

i'll turn that to a real blood stain

 

they dont call me the heat for nothin

hell, it was your bitch that i was stuffin

ho, you'll get baked like a muffin

what? ya bitch ass gat'? you just buffin

 

(Y) my whack white rhymes

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

.......

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Da "Can't stop laughing" Mag

[Guest heat32]

(Y)

 

Yo Mags, take a hit off the mic and get high

I know your Mexican rhymes are fuckin fly...

 

He- "Oh No! Another White Rapper!" -at

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

TAG TEAM MATCH

Tom Flesher & Silent vs. Annie Eclectic & Thoth

Tom has alot of tag experience, Silent has potential, while Annie is more of a Hardcore wrestler and Thoth seems to be on a slump.

winners: Flesher and Silent

 

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z

double no show.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Xero

Xero is trying, but Frost is still one of the best.

Winner: Frost

 

TAG MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Jay Dawg & Sacred

Sacred seems to hate tag matches, as does Pete. Renegade is the rookie eager to write so I say that may be the edge.

winner: Pete and Renegade

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Tod deKindes

Strangler is active, but I can't go against someone who beat me something like 2 or 3 times.

winner: Tod

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Lerrin Breggan

The number one contender would look pretty bad if he lost this cleanly, even though he did loose to a curtain jerker like me before the PPV. ELM did beat Breggan at the PPV, but Breggan is going to be motivated by vengence.

winner: Breggan

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson © vs. Perfect Bo

Wilson may put Bo over. Or Bo may put himself over.

winner: Wilson(I guess)

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Quick predictions, working a little on the match, then off to bed. Lousy college schedule...

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Tom Flesher & Silent vs. Annie Eclectic & Thoth

 

I'm gunning for Tom's shiny US belt, so I want him to remain strong; then again there's mah girl Annie, and Thoth...whom I have no past or present association with. I'm torn.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Raynor vs. Z

 

Z...ounds! Raynor to establish further heeldom.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Xero

 

The great Canado-Icelandic war of 1875 continues with another chapter in this thrilling saga...Erm, Frost.

 

TAG MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Jay Dawg & Sacred

 

Isn't JD gone already? My boys to win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Tod deKindes

 

What?

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

ELM to continue looking strong

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson © vs. Perfect Bo

 

Wilson.

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

Just incase you didnt get it from the other thread...heat, this is for you...

 

-----------------------------------------------------------Son, you're in preschool

You're not on my league

You'se a quitter bitch

So quit...just let it be

 

The only reason why they call you heat is because you're a flaming fag...watch a porno mag as they stick it up your ass.

 

You're a cockeye ass wipe

son you aint nice

you wanna step to the plate?

I'll make you jump like you're lice.

 

Ay you heat...you weak son...

You better come harder.

Fuck calling you my son...

bitch, you're my daughter.

 

Yeah son...now spit some shit.

Bo