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Guest Kotzenjunge

SHAKIRA~!

 

SHAKE IT, BAYBEE!!!!!

 

(marks out and gets aroused)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Nevermortal

Shakira is the best pop singer out there, no arguments. I expect her to be around for a LOOOOONNNNNNG time.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I'm feeling whatever that music is that they play during the Levi's commercials.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics

Who is Jimmy Fallon? I live in Britain, so I must have missed his rise to fame.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

"Shakira is the best pop singer out there, no arguments. I expect her to be around for a LOOOOONNNNNNG time."

 

If Kylie were the same age, I'd disagree, but Kylie has already been around for a long time, so you are correct about Ms. Shakira.

 

She just seems like a fun person to be around. Probably a nimble little minx in the sack too.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest starvenger

Great timing between UPN and MTV. Went from a decent Tajiri/Shannon Moore match right to Shakira's ass. Screw J-Lo, THIS is the ass to die for...

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Guest kingkamala

It's been downhill since Chris Rock(1999)

2000: Shaun and Marlon Wayans(A few and I mean A FEW funny moments but nothing really outstanding

2001: Jamie Foxx(Not funny not horribly unfunny just there)

2002: Jimmy Fallon(GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY TV)

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Jimmy Fallon is a guy off of Saturday Night Live who has somehow garnered a following by doing nothing but trying to imitate Adam Sandler.

 

Wow, this is also very not funny.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Kotzenjunge

PAULA~!

 

I want to see the big black guy and Simon go at it, right there.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics

Ah SNL, The program famous for when it used to be good?

 

And Simon Cowell is right!

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Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout

After seeing Shakira, I becomeing a bigger fan of hers. And she likes fine as hell in person.

 

 

And that ass is, too.

 

That's makeing stay at the show.

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Guest kingkamala

I'd mark out if the WWE signed Simon and the big black judge for one interpromotional tag match, Simon and William Regal Vs the big black judge and Mark Henry, sure the match would suck donky testicles but I'd mark out

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Guest Kotzenjunge

SIMON SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!

 

I'd go home too, if I wasn't already here.

 

New Artist... hmm...

 

Don't let the wimpy white dude win, John Mayer or whatever his name is.

 

DAYMN!!!! You see the ASS on the female finalist?

 

(is indifferent to Avril)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest kingkamala

This is your brain(Insert picture of brain)

This is your brain on drugs(clip of Ozzy Osbournes Dreamer video)

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