The One And Only VMA Thread

[Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout]

I'm rooting for Shakira to get Best Pop Video, because I don't like No Doubt to be called Pop.

 

Michael had on some AWESOME boot-thngs.

 

And No Doubt won. With the annoying song. Argh. Win for Hella Good, dammit!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Why am I being booed?

 

Time for Pink to perform. When three minutes are up, I expect to see Jamal and Rosie.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Nevermortal]

Is Pink about to fly back to Transilvania now?

[Guest Fort Detrick]

It's sad. 5-10 (or less) years from now most of the people at this show no one is going to give a shit about them.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Uh oh, time for a Kotzenjudge MARKOUT~!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Aaliyah's nominated? Auto win.

 

EDIT: Well, fuckbeans.

[Guest Fort Detrick]

The Osbournes suck. That's all I have to say.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

They would have something Osbourne in here, wouldn't they?

 

Is Alicia Keys black or white? I honestly can't tell.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Nevermortal]

I thought Sharon had chemo?

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

After that presentation, I hate Enrique "I like to touch my face" Inglesias even more.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Wait a second, markout? I would have marked out for something? WHAT WAS IT?????

 

Fucking uncle walked into the room and started talking to me, so I absent-mindedly changed the channel to Smackdown during the Pink performance.

 

WHAT DID I MISS???

 

If I missed what I think I missed...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

MARY KATE AND ASHLEY!!!!

 

Hmm, the one on the right looks kinda chunky. This film is making everyone look funny.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Nevermortal]

Wait a second, markout? I would have marked out for something? WHAT WAS IT?????

 

Fucking uncle walked into the room and started talking to me, so I absent-mindedly changed the channel to Smackdown during the Pink performance.

 

WHAT DID I MISS???

 

If I missed what I think I missed...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Kylie!

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

Olsen twins. Feel the irony

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Crystal Method or DMX? I'm torn!!!!

 

(flips coin) Crystal Method.

 

Wait, White Stripes are nominated? GO WHITE STRIPES!!!!!

 

And they WIN!!!! Woohoo!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"Kylie!"

 

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(yells very loudly, frightening the dog, then weeps)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: I'm going to kill my uncle for bothering me. Now time to watch Ja Rule yell at all of us and call it singing.

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

The white stripes winning shows that Lego=Ratings

[Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout]

Why am I being booed?

I'm not booing you, I'm booing becuse Shakira loss.

 

 

 

Damn, I better put the laptop away and try to watch the show(I'm at the VMA's).

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ja Rule does some good lip sync!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Well, you're excused for not watching the crappy performances.

 

Did Kylie look good?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ja Rule in any song: "AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!! BABAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Fort Detrick]

How do these ass clowns like Ja Rule even get record deals in the first place?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Who the fuck is this guy? God, rap sucks so much.

[Guest Fort Detrick]

AHAHHA! His microphone is a gift from God? No wonder I gave up on relgion.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No no no! Don't use Ja Rule as an example of rap! He just sucks.

 

If only they had DMX there, he'd come onstage and kick all of their asses with his mere presence.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Nevermortal]

WORST.....PERFORMANCE.....EVER

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

Bah Gawd, that sucked

[Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout]

Ok, I'm back since JA Rule is on now.

 

Yea, Kylie looks FINE in person.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"Roll Out" makes any Tom Green cinematic adventure worthwhile.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(cries) I missed it...

 

THAT'S IT! Next time she's within 500 miles of here, I'm going to see her.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge