Promo: Front Office Conspiracy

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

(The camera fades in to reveal none other than Ben Hardy standing next to an angry looking Danny Williams. A roll of lockers in the background gives the viewer the idea that they are in a locker room. With shaking hands, Hardy brings the mic up to mouth and speaks.)

 

Hardy: Um.......Mr. Williams.......uh....I guess what the viewers at home would like to know, is why did you attacked Xero after the PPV.

 

Williams: Hey, I requested this damn interview! I'll discuss Xero in good time, but first thing’s first. I asked for this interview, cause I have uncovered what I believe to be a front office conspiracy.

 

Hardy: Really, what type of conspiracy?

 

Williams: A conspiracy to keep me away from the belts, and buried at the bottom of the card.

 

Hardy: Well,...........um...what makes you so sure?

 

Williams: It’s pretty obvious, Hardy. But if you can’t see it, I better explain it to the fans at home since they are even slower than you.

 

Hardy: Oh......please do.

 

Williams: Do you know who the number one contender to the World Title is?

 

Hardy: Yeah, it's El Luchadore Magnifico.

 

Williams: Do I need any further prove of a conspiracy than that?

 

Hardy: What do you mean? He uh........won the number one contendership mat.....

 

Williams: Shut up! Yeah he won the damn match all right, but what did he do to deserve to be in that match.

 

Hardy: He’s a former World Champion, and...............

 

Williams: Yeah! Yeah! A long time ago, Hardy. But he hasn’t done shit lately. Not to mention, that I knocked his ass out the week before. I beat the number one contender, I fucking beat him! So where’s my number one contender match? It don’t even have to be for the World Title, I’ll take any damn belt! Despite the fact that I’am obviously at World Title level, since I kicked the so called number one contender’s ass.

 

Hardy: But you were in a U.S. title number one contendership match in your SWF debut.

 

Williams: Further proof of a conspiracy! The only opportunity they gave me at singles gold, was just a few short days after I had the most grueling cage match in SJL history with Frost. Is that fair?

 

Hardy: I don’t...........

 

Williams: Of course it’s not fair!

 

Hardy: Well...........Why do you think the front office would want to prevent you from moving up the card.

 

Williams: I’ll tell you why! Cause my style don’t sell tickets! The fans would rather see high flying pussies like Magnifico do cartwheels, tumbles, and all that crap! They don’t want to see a wrestling match, they want to see a gymnastic exhibition! So it doesn’t matter how many times I beat Magnifico, he will still be in the Main Event cause he sales. My big win over him, is completely meaningless.

 

Hardy: Just a thought but you were just in a Tag Title match, wasn’t you?

 

Williams: Fine, lets talk about that Tag Title(grinding teeth).........match. I busted my ass to get a shot at some gold, and what does Stubby do?

 

Hardy:.....................

 

Williams: He fucks me over, and makes it a dumpster match! How the hell can I put TNT and Frost’s fat ass in a dumpster, especially since I have a partner that doesn’t even way 200 pounds.

 

Hardy: Xero! So you blame him for the loss?

 

Williams: Your damn right, I blame him. Xero is nothing but a leach! He just wanted to use me as a stepping stone to get back to the top. Apparently he was also to stupid to realize that I’am a conspiracy victim. But now it’s my turn to use him as the stepping stone, I’am going to bury his ass at the bottom of the card where he belongs. This Monday Xero, Smarkdown, It’s going to be me and you again. This time their will be no time limit to force me to into a mistake, cause I’am going to dismantle your ass, in a matter of seconds.

 

Hardy: Seconds! Is that a prediction?

 

(Williams looks at Hardy with complete and utter disgust. Hardy closes his eyes, and braces himself for what is sure to be a brutal attack. Hardy waits, and waits, but nothing happens. Hardy opens his eyes just in time to see Williams walking away while shaking his head. Hardy lets out a sigh of relief, looks into the camera and speaks.)

 

Hardy: I’am Ben Hardy, and I was just speaking with Danny Williams. Good night folks.

 

(The camera fades to black.)

 

Edited by Coffin Surfer - Aug 29 2002, 08:01 PM

[Guest chirs3]

Very nice... Conspiracy theories abound! We should team up.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Heh. Everybody goin' crazy!

 

Very solid arguments there Danny, tinged with just the right amount of self-delusion to let us see Williams's heelish ways. Veddy nice.

[Guest heat32]

Xero getting back to the top? When was he at the top? I haven't been gone that long...have I?