Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Shoot, fellas. And all you guys can thank Incandenza for resurrecting Guy Stokes.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Hmm. I still see the dorky kid from Wonder Years whenever I see your picture..
Guest D'Lo White Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 So how did it fell to finally beat Fred Savage in basketball.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Guy, I know... a friend with a small penis. How can i... I mean HE still attract ladies?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Okay, say I'm obsessed with a certain female singer, we'll call her !~EILYK. How do I delicately break it to females that I'm a Pop freak and still have them be attracted to me? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Guy, I know... a friend with a small penis. How can i... I mean HE still attract ladies? Are you refering to IHateRadioShack??
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 IHateRadioShack is too busy exercising and stretching to pursue the females. Three days a week for a few months, and he'll be set to knock 'em dead! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Shoot, fellas. And all you guys can thank Incandenza for resurrecting Guy Stokes. Hey, I'm honored.
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Guy, I know... a friend with a small penis. How can i... I mean HE still attract ladies? Now, Little Guy Stokes ain't all that little, so Guy Stokes wouldnt know. But I can give your "friend" this: Only tell the ladies what the ladies NEED to know.
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Okay, say I'm obsessed with a certain female singer, we'll call her !~EILYK. How do I delicately break it to females that I'm a Pop freak and still have them be attracted to me? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Guy Stokes had bedded a few pop princesses in his time. Maybe you could stand to be more like Guy Stokes.
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Yes Kotzen, We know about your obsession for KYLIE~! Who could blame you.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Guy... Thank you. How can one man be so perfect?
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 I'm glad Guy took that break. He's came back slightly more entertaining.
Guest Marshall Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Who in the BLUE HELL is guy stokes? Anyway, here is my question. oh wait I guess that was my question.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Who's going to win the Super Bowl next year? Who is your favorite Trance musician? Does it REALLY taste like chicken? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Who's going to win the Super Bowl next year? Who is your favorite Trance musician? Does it REALLY taste like chicken? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge 1) Guy Stokes has no time for sports -- Too many fine ladies out there. 2) Guy Stokes only listens to Mike Flowers Pops 3) Guy wouldn't know. But I heard fish. If your on Guy Stokes' wave lenth
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Who in the BLUE HELL is guy stokes? Anyway, here is my question. oh wait I guess that was my question. If you have a girlfriend, then Guy Stokes is your worst nightmare.
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Guy... Thank you. How can one man be so perfect? Lets just say, Guy Stokes' daddy knew what he was doing when he made me.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 OK, so what was Guy Stokes's daddy's name?
Guest kingkamala Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Who would you rather go for Bertha Faye or Luna Vachon
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 OK, so what was Guy Stokes's daddy's name? Daddy was a great man by the name of Dallas "lionheart" Stokes. Many men fear him, women just want to be near him.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Do you have time to eat or sleep with all the womanizing going on? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Who would you rather go for Bertha Faye or Luna Vachon Guy Stokes and fat chicks don't mix.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Luna's not fat. She gained a good bit of mass in her chest, but that doesn't count. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Do you have time to eat or sleep with all the womanizing going on? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Sleeping is for sleepy people. Thats what daddy always told me.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 How do you talk chicks into anal?
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 The Ladies are honored to take it any hole from Guy Stokes. But if I'm you, just tell them Guy Stokes sent ya. That should do it.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Has anyone (besides me) ever told you you look like the dorky kid from Wonder Years?
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Has anyone (besides me) ever told you you look like the dorky kid from Wonder Years? Not ever, not never. People say I look like a young Tom Cruise.
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