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Guest Guy Stokes

Shoot, fellas.

 

 

And all you guys can thank Incandenza for resurrecting Guy Stokes.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Hmm. I still see the dorky kid from Wonder Years whenever I see your picture..

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

Guy, I know... a friend with a small penis.

 

 

How can i... I mean HE still attract ladies?

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Okay, say I'm obsessed with a certain female singer, we'll call her !~EILYK. How do I delicately break it to females that I'm a Pop freak and still have them be attracted to me?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Guy, I know... a friend with a small penis.

 

 

How can i... I mean HE still attract ladies?

Are you refering to IHateRadioShack??

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Guest Kotzenjunge

IHateRadioShack is too busy exercising and stretching to pursue the females. Three days a week for a few months, and he'll be set to knock 'em dead!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Incandenza
Shoot, fellas.

 

 

And all you guys can thank Incandenza for resurrecting Guy Stokes.

Hey, I'm honored.

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Guest Guy Stokes
Guy, I know... a friend with a small penis.

 

 

How can i... I mean HE still attract ladies?

Now, Little Guy Stokes ain't all that little, so Guy Stokes wouldnt know. But I can give your "friend" this:

 

Only tell the ladies what the ladies NEED to know.

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Guest Guy Stokes
Okay, say I'm obsessed with a certain female singer, we'll call her !~EILYK. How do I delicately break it to females that I'm a Pop freak and still have them be attracted to me?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guy Stokes had bedded a few pop princesses in his time. Maybe you could stand to be more like Guy Stokes.

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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20

Yes Kotzen, We know about your obsession for KYLIE~!

Who could blame you.

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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor

I'm glad Guy took that break. He's came back slightly more entertaining.

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Guest Marshall

Who in the BLUE HELL is guy stokes?

 

Anyway, here is my question.

 

oh wait I guess that was my question.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Who's going to win the Super Bowl next year?

Who is your favorite Trance musician?

Does it REALLY taste like chicken?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Guy Stokes
Who's going to win the Super Bowl next year?

Who is your favorite Trance musician?

Does it REALLY taste like chicken?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

1) Guy Stokes has no time for sports -- Too many fine ladies out there.

 

2) Guy Stokes only listens to Mike Flowers Pops

 

3) Guy wouldn't know. But I heard fish. If your on Guy Stokes' wave lenth

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Guest Guy Stokes
Who in the BLUE HELL is guy stokes?

 

Anyway, here is my question.

 

oh wait I guess that was my question.

If you have a girlfriend, then Guy Stokes is your worst nightmare.

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Guest Guy Stokes
Guy... Thank you.

 

How can one man be so perfect?

Lets just say, Guy Stokes' daddy knew what he was doing when he made me.

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Guest Guy Stokes
OK, so what was Guy Stokes's daddy's name?

Daddy was a great man by the name of Dallas "lionheart" Stokes. Many men fear him, women just want to be near him.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Do you have time to eat or sleep with all the womanizing going on?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Guy Stokes
Who would you rather go for Bertha Faye or Luna Vachon :lol:

Guy Stokes and fat chicks don't mix.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Luna's not fat. She gained a good bit of mass in her chest, but that doesn't count.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Guy Stokes
Do you have time to eat or sleep with all the womanizing going on?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Sleeping is for sleepy people. Thats what daddy always told me.

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Guest Guy Stokes

The Ladies are honored to take it any hole from Guy Stokes.

 

But if I'm you, just tell them Guy Stokes sent ya. That should do it.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Has anyone (besides me) ever told you you look like the dorky kid from Wonder Years?

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Guest Guy Stokes
Has anyone (besides me) ever told you you look like the dorky kid from Wonder Years?

Not ever, not never. People say I look like a young Tom Cruise.

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