Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Wait a second, is that a wedding band on your finger? Hmm, Guy might not be the swinger we thought he was... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Who would you rather go for Bertha Faye or Luna Vachon I'm sure he'd go for Luna, due to her not being dead.
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Wait a second, is that a wedding band on your finger? Hmm, Guy might not be the swinger we thought he was... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Daddy Stokes gave me that ring. Ladies love a married man, so Guy put it on that finger. Thats a little trick for all you guys to try.
Guest crandamaniac Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 How many times have the ladies just shot you down cold?
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 I noticed that today is your 99th birthday. How do you maintain your youthful exhuberance? And how do you continue to attract such hot young ladies at your advanced age?
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 How many times have the ladies just shot you down cold? Guy stokes has turned down a few ladies, but never the other way round.
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 I noticed that today is your 99th birthday. How do you maintain your youthful exhuberance? And how do you continue to attract such hot young ladies at your advanced age? Everyday is like Guys birthday! I've lost count of my age. If you want to find it out, go on to the street and ask the first lady you meet, she most probally be one of Guy Stokes' ladies.
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Btw, what does everyone think of Guy's latest Ladies. There is a pic of them. All of them just 16 and can't get enough of Guy's stuff.
Guest D'Lo White Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 What shampoo do you use to keep your hair so soft and shiny?
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 What shampoo do you use to keep your hair so soft and shiny? Sorry, thats a Stokes family secret. Gotta keep that one zipped.
Guest Incandenza Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 The Ladies are honored to take it any hole from Guy Stokes. Greatest. Line. Ever. Just call me the #1 Guy Stokes mark.
Guest crandamaniac Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 I am not you. Is that a good thing or bad thing? If it's a bad thing, what can i do to rectify my situation? Also, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 The Ladies are honored to take it any hole from Guy Stokes. Greatest. Line. Ever. Just call me the #1 Guy Stokes mark. Guy Stokes loves his fans, but remember, Guy Stokes don't swing that way.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 What shampoo do you use to keep your hair so soft and shiny? Sorry, thats a Stokes family secret. Gotta keep that one zipped. Like Bush's Baked Beans?
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 I am not you. Is that a good thing or bad thing? If it's a bad thing, what can i do to rectify my situation? Also, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Every man, woman and child should more like Guy Stokes and in a perfect world they would be, but its not. So the only thing only thing you can hope for is if one of Guy Stokes' reject ladies comes your way. As for your second question. Guy Stokes doesn't concern himself with childish questions. The ladies don't dig it.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?! You see, this is another reason why chicks don't dig you. Next time before you open your mouth or make a post, think is this what Guy Stokes would say or do. That goes for all you guys.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?! You see, this is another reason why chicks don't dig you. Next time before you open your mouth or make a post, think is this what Guy Stokes would say or do. That goes for all you guys. Oh... Sorry. P.S.: ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?! ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?! ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?!ARE YOU FILLED WITH DELICOUS CANDY ~!?!?! Stop evading the question Stokes!
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 The only candy Guy Stokes deals with is the candy he gives to the ladies to sweeten them up.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 The only candy Guy Stokes deals with is the candy he gives to the ladies to sweeten them up. Do you get it from inside you? I guess what I really want to know is... are you... filled with it? Is it... Delicous? Answer Me Stokes!
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 The only candy Guy Stokes deals with is the candy he gives to the ladies to sweeten them up. Do you get it from inside you? I guess what I really want to know is... are you... filled with it? Is it... Delicous? Answer Me Stokes! This is another problem you have to deal with when your Guy Stokes. Crazy fans! The best thing to do is send over a couple of your more fatter ladies. But to answer your question: Guy Stokes would not fill himself with candy. He has to keep in shape for the ladies.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Fat Women? I eat Communism and shit America brutha! There ain't no time for fat women.
Guest kingkamala Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Fat Women? I eat Communism and shit America brutha! There ain't no time for fat women. yeah... whatever
Guest Ravenbomb Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Answer me this, Stokes... How many licks would it take your average lady to get to the center of a tootsie pop?!?!
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Answer me this, Stokes... How many licks would it take your average lady to get to the center of a tootsie pop?!?! Guy Stoke doesn't understand your question. But I do have ladies iin every corner of the globe so I would some can do it in less licks than others can.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Fat Women? I eat Communism and shit America brutha! There ain't no time for fat women. yeah... whatever Kamala, you are a fat Ugandan Giant who was crushed by the awesome powers of The Undertaker in a casket match. Are YOU filled with delicous candy?
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Fat Women? I eat Communism and shit America brutha! There ain't no time for fat women. yeah... whatever Kamala, you are a fat Ugandan Giant who was crushed by the awesome powers of The Undertaker in a casket match. Are YOU filled with delicous candy? Is this " The kingkamala Thread"? No. Is this " The MrZsasz Thread"? No. This is the Guy Stokes thread.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 From now on, before I do anything, I'll always ask myself "What would Guy Stokes Do?" (WWGSD?)
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 From now on, before I do anything, I'll always ask myself "What would Guy Stokes Do?" (WWGSD?) Nice one fella. You learn fast, soon you'll get ladies like Guy Stokes gets ladies.
Guest crandamaniac Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Guy, is it just me or does your thumb look like it's been broken? And do you normally walk around all smiley with your thumb up?
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