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Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I don't care who uses it or how often. It's so versatile that it's impossible to claim it as one's own.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

(Hulk Hogan Mode ON, Brother)

 

Fe fi fo fum, Guy! One long day, and your time has come, man! No marks(Especially Test marks), no scars, no blemishes on the Hulkster, brother! But inside, man, I've been scarred for one long day. Everywhere I go, man, all the little Hulksters ask me, 'Is there any truth to the fact that you copied your promos from other people? Hulkster, did you really make him cry? Did you really beat the Guy?'

 

"Well today, man, at The Guy Stokes Thread Page IV, we're gonna wipe all that controversy out. Guy Stokes, in the second round, when you're fresh as a daisy, with the whole world watching, I'm gonna prove, brother, that I can beat ya anywhere, anytime. And all my Hulkamaniacs, they're gonna feel it, too."

 

Mean Gene: "Speaking of the Hulkamaniacs, Hulk Hogan, we have seen them here in SmartMarks, and I know millions others are watching very intently around the world."

 

Hulk Hogan: "Yeah! But if you look in their eyes, man, have you seen the FEAR in all those little Hulksters? They realize that when I get Guy the Player cinched up in the launch position, when I slam him through the SmartMarks message board, brother, from New York, down to Tampa, Florida, the fault line is gonna break off! And as Guy Stokes falls into the ocean, as my next two opponents fall to the ocean floor and I pin them, so will Dames, and all the little Hulkamaniacs!

 

"But as Dames hangs onto the top of the latest DVD update, with his family under his other arm, as they sink to the bottom of the sea...THANK GOD Dames is a Hulkamaniac! He'll know enough to let go of his materialistic possessions, hang on to the wife and kids, dogpaddle his way all the way to safety! But, Dames...if somethin' happens, you run outta gas, and all those Hulkamaniacs run outta gas, just hang on to the largest back in the world, and I'll dogpaddle us, backstroke, all the way back to safety!"

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

That truly was an odd promo at Wrestlemania V...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Ah, my mistake then. Would make sense to slam Andre and break a fault line instead of Savage.

 

It's so easy to confuse Hogan promos claiming catstrophic consequences of his victories.

 

Ironic, really.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Err...

 

Something original, try a ZSASZ PROMO~!

 

Say you'll zsaszlle him or something.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
Err...

 

Something original, try a ZSASZ PROMO~!

 

Say you'll zsaszlle him or something.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Mr. Zsasz is a mid-card Batman villan. Do you want me to do a promo as me, or the actual villian?

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Er, whatever tickles your Alabama Crab Dangle.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Marshall
Posted

bertholdsm.jpgspeed.jpg

 

How many ladies do you get when your dressed like this, Guy?

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

bertholdsm.jpg

 

 

"Now hiel Hitler, little doggy!"

Guest Incandenza
Posted

DAMMIT! Don't you see what Guy Stokes is doing? He's turning us against each other! Damn you, Stokes, damn your handsome face, cool swagger, and evil heart!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Err, he's just turning me against tool-looking guys with their thumbs up who just left the Mental Deficiency Ward.

 

"I had green Jell-O! There was fruit in it!"

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Guy Stokes
Posted
DAMMIT! Don't you see what Guy Stokes is doing? He's turning us against each other! Damn you, Stokes, damn your handsome face, cool swagger, and evil heart!

Guy Stokes only promotes love and peace.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

Guy, how do you respond to allegations that both you and your dog are fascists?

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Interesting theory. I think you may be right.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

I only WISH I could admit to being Guy Stokes.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

I'm not Guy look when I joined

 

He was an old poster i'm new.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

By my count, you've been around a day longer. Flimsy evidence...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

Wait... I'm funnier than Guy is.

 

Will the real Guy please stand up so he can exonerate me?

 

I feel like OJ... except I'm innocent.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
By my count, you've been around a day longer. Flimsy evidence...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Yeah but if you look we were on at the same time today. So it couldn't have been me.

 

And why would I have come up with Guy a day after joining, and only start using him now?

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

He already had forty-something posts.

 

I've logged in as two people before, back during the State days, as myself and the First Lady, so I could do her avatar stuff for her and all, since she didn't know how to.

 

You just need two windows.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjung

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

Well, there must be a way to prove I'm not Guy. Since Guy is a gimmick poster, it's not like he gave any info about himself away.

 

Oh wait. Check the ISP.

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