Pure Unadulterated Evil Contained Within..

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

This is probably WAY too explicit... but here's pretty much the end of that Raven/Benoit story (yes I read the whole thing... )

 

[txt - Story that tops anything I've posted]

Now you've done it.. You've made me pull out the Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly story. Again, 2001-era Stevie Richards has censored out the naughty parts (yay? Boo?) for you.

 

Michael Cole sat in his

chair absorbed in the action, at least that's what he claimed to be

absorbed in.  It had taken a while for him to get the chance to commentate

on a WWF show.  But the only reason he wanted to be there was to watch the

men in their tight trunks

 

The screen showed two men kissing in a passionate embrace.  Which led to

the most brutal sex scene Michael had ever seen.  Michael watched itently

forgetting that it was Kevin who had put it on.

 

'Told you you'd like it.'  Kevin said in a sexy voice.

 

'How did you know I'd...?'  Michael asked, but was cut off.

 

'Oh come on, it's so obvious.  Every time some wrestler walks down in a

tight speedo, you grow a huge boner in those cute Levi's of yours.'  Kevin

replied.

 

Michael didn't respond.  He was too caught up in the gay porn, and what

Kevin was apparently saying.

 

Michael wondered why he had never noticed Kevin before.  He was kind of

cute in a chubby way.  And his (CENSORED) was about the same size as his, so he

wouldn't worry about that.  He must have been blind.

Kevin straddled over Michael's body.  He began to rub Michael's body.  He

leant down so he could lick Michael's awesome body.  The sweat made it even

nicer to do.  Kevin stared at Michael, and moved to kiss him, which Michael

didn't mind.  He enjoyed intimacy.  The kiss was long and lingering.  Their

tongues probing the others mouths.

 

 

 

And finally. the Best. Ending. Ever.

 

Eventually Kevin spoke, 'So how exactly did you get to become an

announcer?'

 

'Oh, I had to suck off Vince McMahon for months, what about you?  How'd you

get to be an announcer.'

 

'I had to be Shane McMahon's love slave for about a year.  That was fun.

Not as much fun as this though.'  Kevin smiled.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

^

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|===Written by the Michael Cole Marks of the board?

[Guest Flyboy]

I knew the Ruthless Aggressor liked Michael Cole, but geez...

[Guest Punk Princess]

Oh God... now I know where you guys got your inspiration with all your Avril sex posts when killing my board!

[Guest Punk Princess]

...after reading some of this, I knew you guys were weird and annoying, but this is just disgusting!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I knew you guys were weird and annoying, but this is just disgusting!

OH GOD EVEN THE PERSON FROM THE AVRIL BOARD HAS TO INSULT MY BANNER??? JESUS CHRIST SHE ISN'T DISGUSTING!!! I'm outta here!

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

I like your banner. Any banner with Guy Stokes in it rules.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

You asshole now I feel obligated to say yours is nice. It's not! Michael's head on Buff's body is icky!

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

It's just too bad that you don't aprecciate Buffer Cole.

[Guest Punk Princess]

It's just too bad that you don't aprecciate Buffer Cole.

Even if he did ruin my board, the dudes got a point

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

How did I ruin your board? I posted about 4 times tops.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Okay, I appreciate Buffer Cole, he's great.

 

(I'm just afraid he'll give me the ol' face-first bulldog)

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Hey... can we get back to sexual wrestling fan fiction here?

 

Ummm... for a laugh! Jesus, I need to get offline, finish my column, get some rest, wake up, and take a cold shower. Later guys!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Sad, sad person.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

'I had to be Shane McMahon's love slave for about a year.  That was fun.

Not as much fun as this though.'  

HA!

 

and yes, Agressor's banner is both funny and creepy. Like Rock is the European Champion.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Terri/Trish? Ewwwwww.... I don't want to read about two GIRLS having sex, that's gross!

pffffffft!

 

the reason for this post:

 

I think that part with lodi may have been the best promo Benoit ever cut.

you could just feel the ~INTENSITY!~

[Guest BaldFish]

Golden Girls?! Fuckin Jesus!

 

That's all I got. Sorry.

Golden Girls fucking Jesus! It's a brilliant concept for slash!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I would just like to say that the Raven/Benoit story may be the most terrifying thing I have ever read...

[Guest Nevermortal]

I would just like to say that the Raven/Benoit story may be the most terrifying thing I have ever read...

No, no no...

 

Anything containing Mick Foley is much much much much worse.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

What if some wrote slash about.. Fonzie?

 

I think that's worse.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ok....what if they wrote about Jim Ross having S&M with Mantaur? TOP THAT!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Ok....what if they wrote about Jim Ross having S&M with Mantaur? TOP THAT!

You sick SONOFABITCH... Now I'll never be able to go to sleep ever again.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Nevermortal: Bring us.. this story... and you shall win!

 

Would it be worse with or without Paul Heyman added to that mix?

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

definately with.

 

that makes me think of that "heyman naked on the beach" thing again

 

hey scary banner guy, how do you get on Kotzen's chat?

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

He'll start up a user-made chatroom on Yahoo Chat Monday night after RAW. He'll no doubt inform us of all the details in the RAW thread after the show, so look then.

 

...When did I become Scary Banner Guy?... That needs to be in my sig or something,

[Guest AndrewTS]

It's the same group of sick puppies who write anime yaoi (gay anime fanfic).

.................

 

 

 

And also, like Keith said, the reason for the Hardyz popularity is because they look so much smaller than almost anybody else that the females just assume they're going to die out there.

 

I wouldn't exactly call them bishonen since the point behind bish in yaoi anime is that the guys are more attractive than anything you'll find in real life, but anyway...

 

 

 

Can you guess that I have a lot of friends that are into this kind of thing?

 

But yes, I'll agree that the Mick Foley, incest, and Golden Girls stuff is just wrong.

Yeah...hence the reason why the Rock n' Roll Express--especially Morton, was so popular with female fans. Poor Ricky looked like he was gonna die out there.

[Guest AndrewTS]

"

  "I want your ass!", Chris replied.

 

  Then, Stephanie just smiled and got on all fours. It was so tight! Chris

couldn't get it in. Then, like Obe Wan Kenobi talking to Luke Skywalker,

Chris saw a vision of The Rock and Rock told him "Hey, Jabronie, use the

jelly! God dammmit! Get your dick, shine it up, and stick it straight up her

candy ass!!"

"

 

OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD NO!!!!

....

 

 

 

 

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

There, Chris, is how to get a push. Or RVD (who would probably do the thumb-pointing thing at the same time).

 

However, I find it hard to believe that Stephanie has an orifice without stretch marks, let alone "tight."

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

"Hey, Jabronie, use the

jelly! God dammmit! Get your dick, shine it up, and stick it straight up her

candy ass!!"

 

...Still the greatest quote EVER.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Here is the most simplistic Coming Out ever:

 

"Chris, are you gay?" Jericho said in a low voice

 

"What???" Benoit Replied

 

"I asked are you gay?" Jericho repeated

 

"No... why?" Benoit remarked

 

"Just asking because i have heard around that you had been lusting over

me for years now." Jericho explained

 

By Now Benoit already had gotten dressed and was ready to go back to the

hotel

 

"Why who said that?" Benoit questioned

 

"Me" Jericho said quietly

 

"WHAT??" Benoit roared

 

"Are you mad??" Jericho asked

 

"No No No of corse not" Benoit stated " the thing is .. is that... I...

have."

 

"really??!?!?" Jericho said who was really happy

 

"Yup" Benoit said.

 

 

But you know what the worst part of the story is?

 

"Holy shit Jericho, you are great!!! Even better then Hunter" Benoit

said.

 

 

*bangs his head against a wall many, many times*

 

 

 

EDIT: No wait. The ending beats that...

 

Benoit and Jericho collapsed on the shower

floor and fell asleep with the water going.

 

Jericho and Benoit awoke Tuesday afternoon naked and dried. The shower

was turned off and a note was by there clothes.

 

Jerhico and Benoit~

 

Interesting positions in the shower. Call me ###-####.

 

~ Hunter

 

(rips his eyeballs out)

[Guest LJSexay]

lmfao @ last reply...........wo0o0o0o