SWF Smarkdown Card (September 2, 2002)

[Guest HVilleThugg]

SWF Smarkdown

The Card

Venue: US Airways Arena in Landover, MD

Due Date: 12pm Central Time, Monday, September 2nd

Send Promos To: BA_Baracus

 

 

Singles Match

“Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Xero

- A very promising tag team met its ultimate demise on Storm as the Magnificent 7 member, Danny Williams, turned on his tag partner when he helped Frost defeat Xero. This Monday, Danny and Xero will go head to head…Oh the tension!

- Word Limit: 4000 {you get more word limit since there's some history here}

- Send to Suicide King

 

 

US Title Match

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

- At Apocalypes, Tod deKindes was one of many people that attacked the reigning US champ, Tom Flesher, and on Storm, Tom was rightly perturbed about Tod wanting his US title. Well after Tom’s botched interference resulted in deKindes picking up a big win over The Boston Strangler on Storm, Tod will get his chance this Monday night!

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send to HVilleThugg

 

 

Singles Match

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost

- Frost was able to beat Ash Ketchum into a bloody pulp a few weeks back in a match where Frost’s hands were handcuffed behind him. Ash claims that it was only from the help of Frost’s M7 ally, TNT, that allowed Frost to do such harm, and Ash also claims that he can defeat Frost one on one. So, there’s only one way to settle this…A MATCH!

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send to BA_Baracus

 

 

3-Way Hardcore Elimination Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Silent

- At Apocalypse, Annie and Silent were unable to determine a #1 contender for the Hardcore Title, as Silent left Annie looking like a corpse, and then took his ball and went home. Meanwhile, the reigning hardcore god, Jay Dawg, did the unthinkable and took out (for a second time) the less than 100% Hville Thugg, with a little help from the returning Divefire. Without a specific #1 contender, JD will defend against both Annie and Silent. JD has brutally beaten Annie on multiple occasions, but he hasn’t been able to defeat the Silent One yet. Will JD defeat both and come closer to cementing his place in history as the greatest Hardcore Champ ever, or will Silent get closer to his #1 goal, Edwin MacPhisto, in the form of capturing the Hardcore Title? Or, maybe Annie will pull the upset and knock out both men…something’s she’s wanted to do for a long time.

- Match Rules: DQ and countout rules are NOT in effect, and pinfalls, submissions, or knockouts can occur anywhere in the arena. The first participant pinned is eliminated and may not interfere further in the match, although, it IS no DQ, so I suppose they can if they felt so inclined.

- Word Limit: 4500

- Send to Suicide King

 

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson & Chris Raynor vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- This is part one of commissioner Stubby’s grand plan as there is a World Heavyweight Title set for next weeks Storm pitting Edwin MacPhisto against the #1 contender, El Luchadore Magnifico. Stubby is quite happy to see the Midnight Carnival at odds as of late, but he’s not happy that the Carnival will keep the World Title in their possession no matter who wins the strap next week. So, in hopes of softening the two up and possibly injuring one of them, Stubby made 2 matches. This one is the first, as the #1 contender, ELM, must face Chris Wilson (an avid Carnie hater) and Chris Raynor (who has recently seen the light…the evil light that is) in a handicapped match. After this brutal encounter, how much will ELM have left in the tank when he goes up against the tormented Edwin MacPhisto next week? Will Chris Raynor see Edwin in ELM and take out his frustrations on the kooky luchadore? Should be fun…if you’re a member of Creative Control that is.

- Match Rules: DQ and countout rules ARE in effect, and pinfalls, submissions, and knockouts must occur in the ring. Wilson and Raynor may both be in the ring at the same time, and do not need to tag in or out. This is why it’s painful to be a Carnie these days.

- Word Limit: 5000

- Send to BA_Baracus

 

 

MAIN EVENT

Steel Cage Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred

Ringside Assistant: Lerrin Breggan

- This is part 2 of Stubby’s grand plan, as he’s pitted the world champ against his perennial stopper and most consistent veteran, Sacred. Being the bastard that he is, Stubby wants Edwin ailing going into next weeks world title match in hopes that somehow, CC can benefit, so he made this match a cage match. And, to top it off, Stubby has ordered his monster, Lerrin Breggan to be at ringside to be of some assistance to the referees outside the cage. Will the world champ even be able to survive this encounter to be able to fight ELM next week, or will CC finally dispose of the crowned prince once and for all on Smarkdown? The task seems near impossible for Edwin with Breggan standing at ringside…but maybe Breggan will let Edwin escape the cage so he can pound him into oblivion. Who knows, but it should be a doosey!

- Match Rules: DQ and countout rules are NOT in effect, and there are no pinfalls, submissions, or knockouts. The cage door will be locked and bolted at the start of the match, and will not be opened until a winner has been decided. The winner is the first person to escape the cage, via over the top, and touch BOTH feet on the floor.

- Word Limit: 5500

- Send to HVilleThugg

[Guest Renegade]

'Gade not booked? One less J.O.B i have to do i guess.

 

Otherwise neat card.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Crap... had to be a SmarkDown to get another shot.... well, this is my stuff, let's do this....

 

-A.e.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Wow...for a Smarkdown, that is one loaded top half of a card. Raynor and Mag are back in the spotlight, and every match on here has a story behind it. Thugg, your match descriptions help a lot. Keep em coming. The main event should be wicked--I haven't written a cage match in a long time, and this is a mega-big chance for Sacred.

 

Plus, we've got two title defenses. But hey, where's the light heavyweight belt? Tom needs to sling around both of those suckers.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Glad you like them Edwin, and hey...at least one person likes my card.

 

I have a question for everyone...I tried to shorten the word limits for Smarkdown, as people say they don't have as much time to write for it. Is 4000 words low enough? I had that first match slated at 3500, but after tossing word limits around with Wilson last night, I made it 4000 because of the history in the match. I like to make 4000 my low end word limit as I feel you can't write anything in less than that. How does everyone else feel about that? Or would you rather see the word limits lower?

 

Da "gettin' settled back in" H

[Guest chirs3]

I'd vote 4000 as a bare minimum for any show, Smarkdown or Storm.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

No tagging?!

 

I am SO screwed...

 

Hehe, nice card Thugg.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Yeah...consider it your birthday present. Hahahahaha...

 

Da "so very mean" H

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Is there any chance we can get that bumped for Storm?

 

 

I won't have much time to write this weekend.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Sorry bro, can't do it. I didn't know you needed the show off or anything like that. Try to put something together...should you lose, you'll get the rematch, so...

 

Da "can't keep you off the show if you don't tell me" H

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"I'd say 3000 - 3500 would work better for opening matches on Smarkdown.

 

But whatever. Like you said, most of these matches have some history so it's better that they get a few more words to work with since people will probably actually write.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Duely noted. I'll do 3000-3500 for random opening matches and a little more for those with a bit more history like the ones here.

 

Damn people not being able to write on weekends. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU PEOPLE WORK ON THE WEEKENDS LIKE ME....FUCKERS!

 

Ooops, sorry...

 

Da "tired from a hard day's work" H

[Guest The Myriad]

*sigh*

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Turn that frown upside down.

 

I'll book you for Storm.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest HVilleThugg]

FUCK!!

 

Dude...

 

Ugh....

 

::stabs himself repeatedly::

 

Da "will bookl Merc one day" H

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Turn that frown upside down.

This induced copious laughter.

 

That is all.