SWF Smarkdown Predictorama

[Guest midnight_burn]

SWF Smarkdown

 

Singles Match

“Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Xero

 

US Title Match

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

 

Singles Match

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost

 

3-Way Hardcore Elimination Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Silent

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson & Chris Raynor vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

 

MAIN EVENT

Steel Cage Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred

Ringside Assistant: Lerrin Breggan

[Guest midnight_burn]

Predictions. Yep.

 

Singles Match

“Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Xero

-> Former tag partners EXPLODE~! in a match here, and it should provide for a very nice opening contest to a good looking show. Either man can take it but i'll go with Deathwish to pull out the victory here, just topping Xero.

 

US Title Match

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

-> Tom continues to reign supreme with the US title, but he faces a big challenge here in Tod deKindes. Flesherr has fought off all challengers so far, and as good as Tod is i think he'll do it again, holding onto the belt for a while longer at least. Tod's more than capable of the win here though.

 

Singles Match

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost

-> They went at it in a handcuff match not long ago, and now they go at it in a regular contest. Frost and Ash are both very good, but Frost has been in very strong form and i think that'll continue here, Frost topping Ketchum once more.

 

3-Way Hardcore Elimination Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Silent

-> 3 way Hardcore Title goodness makes for one hell of a good match. JD's been one of the best hardcore champs we've seen (and damn him, if it wasn't for his great title reign i'd probably be the top contender for best Hardcore champion of the year), Dawg plowing through all opposition. But Annie and Silent are both very good, and they'll no doubt be eager to get their first pieces of SWF gold here. It's really anyones game here, but i'll go with JD to take the win here in no doubt brutal fashion, continuing his lengthy domination over the Hardcore division.

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson & Chris Raynor vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

-> The #1 contender to the World title going up against the latest Y2Chris, Wilson and the new heelish Chris Raynor in handicap action. The team of Chris and Chris are two of the best the SWF has to offer, but ELM is in top form folloqwing his PPV victory, and leading up to his title shot i'd expect Magnifico to pull out the win here, continuing his good form.

 

MAIN EVENT

Steel Cage Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred

Ringside Assistant: Lerrin Breggan

-> One hell of a main event, the longest ever reigning world champ Edwin MacPhisto going one on one with the always great Sacred. Throw in a Cage and Lerrin Breggan as the ringside assistant and this will be an even bigger contest. This will be oh so very close, and either man can take it, but my prediction is that Sacred climbs to the top of the cage to climb out and win, only to hit his head on that pesky Australian Glass ceiling, allowing that dastardly Edwin to pick up the win.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Post-PSU beating up on CFU SWF Smarkdown predictions

 

Singles Match

“Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Xero

* This is all about Danny. I think this is going to spark a serious singles run, be that at one of Tom's (or Tod's) titles, mine, JD's...who knows, but he could do it. Xero may put up a fight, but this is lookin' like Deathwish's.

 

US Title Match

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

* This feud came out of nowhere and has been buidling nicely. Can Tod take the upset victory? Is Tom possibly jobbing his title? Is Frost going to run in and screw everythign up? It's craziness, but I'm going with Tod to win this sucka.

 

Singles Match

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost

* If Frost can nearly eck out a win with handcuffs on, I say Ash is a dead little Pokehunter.

 

3-Way Hardcore Elimination Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Silent

* JD keeps telling me how awesome he is, and this is a chance to prove it. Beat Annie, whose steadily improving, and avenge his lost to Silent. It's going to be so close, but I'll go with the Hardcore Queen and her improved psych to take the win.

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson & Chris Raynor vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

* MUHAHAHAHAHA! EVIIIIIIL! ELM, of course. The team with two guys never, ever wins.

 

MAIN EVENT

Steel Cage Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred

Ringside Assistant: Lerrin Breggan

* Edwin to continue his winningz streak against Sacred, or maybe job it using some interference by Breggan. I still want to see the rematch between those two. Hopefully Sacred, whose making a ton of progress, sticks around if he loses this one.

[Guest Kibagami]

SWF Smarkdown - Unelaborate Predictions of Near-Total Exhaustion!

 

Singles Match

“Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Xero

 

Danny writes the phrase "DANGEROUS BACKDROPAAAAAAHHHHHH!" a lot. He wins.

 

US Title Match

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

 

Tom loses through the interference of his two escorts, for reasons I don't understand and you don't care about.

 

Singles Match

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost

 

Frost no-sells Pokemon, causing Ash to explode.

 

3-Way Hardcore Elimination Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Silent

 

Somebody will take a chair shot at some point in this match. That is all.

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson & Chris Raynor vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

 

The two guys in a handicap match NEVER WIN. WE KNOW THIS.

 

MAIN EVENT

Steel Cage Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred

Ringside Assistant: Lerrin Breggan

 

And on the other end of the spectrum, Edwin, like, never loses.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

SWF Smarkdown

 

Singles Match

“Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Xero

I plan on taking a departure from my All Japan style in this match just for shits and giggles. Should be an interesting stand out match if it wins.

 

US Title Match

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

If anybody is going to beat Flesher, it's Tod. It's Smarkdown as well, so with the limited time anything can happen.

Winner: Tod

 

Singles Match

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost

Frost is awesome, Ash is.............

Winner: Frost

 

3-Way Hardcore Elimination Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Silent

Clusterfuck Garbage Match. Dawg seems to be unbeatable in these situations. Or did he say something about leaving.

Winner: Dawg or if he no shows, Annie.

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson & Chris Raynor vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

ELMS can lose this and still look like a contender, cause its a Fuck'n Handicapped Match. Isn't Wilson retired?

winner: Chris Raynor

 

MAIN EVENT

Steel Cage Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred

Ringside Assistant: Lerrin Breggan

You know, I got a funny feeling that Breggan will get involved in this match. But you know what? It isn't gonna matter.

winner: Edwin

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Singles Match

“Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Xero

--Hmm. I'm disappointed that these guys broke up this soon, as they made a really great tag team, but hey, at least it's been handled really well. If Danny keeps up his good stuff, he wins and starts to catapult up the card.

 

US Title Match

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

--Flesher's got two titles, but lately he's only been defending this one. Normally I'd bet on him, because hell, I always bet on Flesher, but something leads me to believe that Tod's going to get his hands on some gold this time around.

 

Singles Match

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost

--I'm marking so hard for Frost lately. I think he'll pull it off here, though Ash has had some big 'upsets' recently.

 

3-Way Hardcore Elimination Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Silent

--And thus begins three main event quality matches. This one is tough to call, probably the toughest of the night--JD's got momentum up the wazoo and a big tag win, but Annie's got promos-a-go-go and the drive, and yet Silent has the match win history...and hopefully enough time to write. Timing seems to be a problem for all three this weekend. Normally I'd bet on Silent to repeat history, but I'm leaning towards JD here, because when it gets down to a crunch, he always writes, writes, writes, and never gets deterred.

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson & Chris Raynor vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

--This is always nice to see: a match where either team winning is good for your storyline. Raynor's new character is spot-on awesome, I don't know how much of an involvement Wilson will have after farming out his last match, and Mag is riding two big wins in a row...I'm going to go with Mag, because HE'S still a Carnie, not a disloyal conspiracy-minded traitor! Traaaaitor!

 

MAIN EVENT

Steel Cage Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred

Ringside Assistant: Lerrin Breggan

--Ouch, pain. Lerrin Breggan likes to follow me around just to throw me through things. Gonna be a busy weekend, but here's hoping...

[Guest Ace309]

Singles Match

“Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Xero

- Humm, a mat-based puro mark against a graduate of the Rob Van Dam school of unnecessary flip-floppery. My heart says Danny, but my gut says... Danny. Two viscerae up!

 

US Title Match

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

- Christ, I'm so fucking sick. :-(

 

Singles Match

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost

- Mr. Ost all the way!

 

3-Way Hardcore Elimination Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Silent

- Well, it depends whether Jay Dawg sets Annie on fire and powerbombs Silent's pregnant girlfriend. Oh, wait.

 

Anyway, Annie.

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson & Chris Raynor vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- RUSSO! RUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

 

MAIN EVENT

Steel Cage Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred

Ringside Assistant: Lerrin Breggan

- Oh, come on. I'm the biggest Edwin mark ever. You want me to predict anyone else?

[Guest redbaron51]

against a graduate of the Rob Van Dam school of unnecessary flip-floppery

you shall die for that comment...

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Singles Match

“Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Xero

Danny Williams is starting to get that roll mentality, I remember it well. Where you write and you always think that it's up in the air depending on how the other does, but in the back of your mind you know you have it. Deathwish keeps on rollin'

 

US Title Match

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

Apparently Fleshandal won't do well as he's sick and all, I'll predict Tod here in an upset.

 

Singles Match

Ash Ketchum vs. Frost

Tough call here, but something tells me a lock Ash win to setup further storyline

 

3-Way Hardcore Elimination Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Annie Eclectic vs. Silent

This only took forever to get . Not really going to comment, but I know storyline aplenty will be in here, from all three sides so read it behotches!!!

 

Handicapped Match

Chris Wilson & Chris Raynor vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

After having been in one of these in the odd-on favorite side, I'm going to say ELM wins as Handicap matches suck for the double team.

 

 

MAIN EVENT

Steel Cage Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Sacred

Ringside Assistant: Lerrin Breggan

Sacred is great. Very very Great. I'm guaranteeing that he lost to me on some weird temporal fluke so he's practically unbeaten in his return. Problem is, Edwin is nigh impossible to beat. But for some reason I actually see the upset victory here, maybe garnering a #1 title shot? ah... AH?

 

 

-Annie