Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted August 31, 2002 The Island Boys were allied with Haku in HWA before the Team came over to the WWE. But now The Island Boys evidently is written in disgarding the Samoan Heritage which is time tested. Jamal and Rosie...hmm They suppose to be Latino now? anyway that keeps Haku back in the Void even JR told Ryan Clark of Pro Wrestling Scoop that they have no Creative Plans for every Smark's favorite whipping Samoan Afro puff boy. My Point in this is, I know he isn't anywhere near as Great as a Benoit a Guerrero or a RVD...its Kinda laugable actually..BUT If you Sign someone to your Company...YOU work him. You don't pay him to sit at home because you have no idea what to do with him. Had they not Destroy the Hardcore division Haku could have been used there. There are few options for the Former World Tag title holder. And since the WWE is too Chicken Sh## to put out JR's Email maybe for revenge of Bad story lines and screw ups we should just start a Save Haku Foundation.... Hey... It worked for the Blue Meanie when he was on the brink of Firing and his Cult like fans seem to have kept him in the WWF for a good couple of months. you don't have to Like Haku to Piss off the WWE by Demanding his appearance LOL Waits for the responses only to hear the sound of Crickets in the distance and see only tumbleweeds go By.. Um haku mania...running um wild? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Why should we care about Haku? When was the last time he put on an entertaining match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted August 31, 2002 maybe Haku can give Rikishi the 3 minute workout for being a dancing fool or have Haku give Bischoff the Nerve Grip submission for not doing anything with his Island Boys. Make Haku the manager/mentor for the Island Boys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Haku was one of those guilty pleasures. He just managed to be entertaining somehow, too bad he was paired with Rikishi then sent to OVW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunk 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2002 i think haku would be good as the manager of rosie and jamal! and you cant help but love that hair! If Rikishi can be a part of the WWE's programing, then why cant Haku? ChUnK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Quit saying "ChUnK!" at the end of your posts, it sounds so asinine and markish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Haku was one of those guilty pleasures. He just managed to be entertaining somehow, too bad he was paired with Rikishi then sent to OVW. Exactly. In WCW, he was THEMONSTERMENG~!, with his enormous afro and cool pants. I don't know why he entertained *anyone*, but he did. He had a cult following at one point, I think. He's like La Parka, minus the ability and the Skeletor thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Goldberg! YOU MUST DIE! So that... I MAY LIVE. You gotta love him for saying that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunk 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Quit saying "ChUnK!" at the end of your posts, it sounds so asinine and markish. ok, i will! ChUnK! oopps!. Just joking! ChUnk! oopps! O screw it, i could go on for ever like that lol If it annoys you that much i will stop doing it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunk 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2002 i dont see the big deal myslef though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Goldberg! YOU MUST DIE! So that... I MAY LIVE. That was great. Remember when he attacked the Goldberg cutout? Tony: "Why, he must think it's really Goldberg!" I became a fan of Meng when Mike Tenay called his finisher the Tongan Goozle. I heard that, and I said, "I can't not like a big Tongan guy that uses a a move called a Tongan Goozle!" But then it became the Tongan Deathgrip. Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HossSauce Report post Posted August 31, 2002 I'm stealing the plate because Haku blows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RicFlairGlory Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Quit saying "ChUnK!" at the end of your posts, it sounds so asinine and markish. its his fucking name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted August 31, 2002 One of my favorite "Nitro really fucking sucks this week" moments was when Meng interuppted an interview, Death Gripped the guy, then Death Gripped the interviewer, then... wait for it... Death Gripped the cameraman. In all of the theatre's storied history, even in the great works, no man has ever dared to cross the "Fourth Wall" and truly reach out and connect with his audience. But Meng, Meng was a visionary! A trailblazer, dammit! You must die so HE MAY LIVE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunk 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Quit saying "ChUnK!" at the end of your posts, it sounds so asinine and markish. its his fucking name i didnt really see the big deal over it either, but o well! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted August 31, 2002 In a recent fit of masochism I downloaded Meng vs Giant. It was so bad it was good. I think Haku could be more over then Brock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Sorry, I guess it's just the weird capitalization thing I can't stand. Carry on and ignore my whining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted August 31, 2002 thats it thats at least 10 pro Haku on the basis is he is so good at being Awful, lets dig up a JR email and send out a Petition LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunk 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Sorry, I guess it's just the weird capitalization thing I can't stand. Carry on and ignore my whining. "weird capitalization thing" totally wreeks of awesomeness! lol how about it slip the old "ChUnK!" now and again (so to speak) lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted September 1, 2002 because I have no hair, I envy Hakuand his afro of doom.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted September 1, 2002 I always liked how he would go into convulsions as he locked in the deathgrip. He would slobber, and shake, and scream. Who could forget when Meng electrified Nitro with his epic program against Jerry Flynn? Who could forget when he defeated Norman Smiley in epic Hardcore bouts? Who could forget when he ditched WCW, (and it's Hardcore Title) to show up at the Royal Rumble and become the greatest star Metal had ever seen? Haku is the REAL people's Champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted September 1, 2002 And don't forget, he is one of the original Kings of the Ring (post-Harley Race, pre-Jim Duggan and the MOTHERFUCKING MACHO KING! OOOOH YEEEAAAAH!!!) All the KotR winners should/should've grown gigantic Meng afros. C'mon, who wouldn't love a gigantic Afro wearing Brock Lesnar as he shakes his head applying the bear hug? The afro and Brock Lesnar: the GREATEST combination since soda and Pop Rocks, NAY! Since AMMONIA AND BLEACH~! Now let me get to the point and tell you why I'm out here... Three things I like about Haku: The Killer Afro for which he can flail around while applying the T.D.G. Babbling incoherently in at least three different languages during a single promo. Giving us the "Goldberg, YOU MUST DIE, so I CAN LIVE!" line. That's about it. *tosses a souvenir penny into the collection plate* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted September 1, 2002 doublepost sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted September 1, 2002 Remember, Haku can kick anybody's ass in real life. Put Haku and Bubba Dudley in a shoot on Raw. Bubba must die so that Haku, Chris Nowinski, and the smarks may live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted September 1, 2002 Are you guys going to run that quote into the ground? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted September 1, 2002 Tongan Death Grip + Giant Afro = Ratings~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted September 1, 2002 Are you guys going to run that quote into the ground? We'll run it into the ground until it pops up in Beijing, my friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShooterJay Report post Posted September 1, 2002 All other catchphrases MUST DIE, so IT CAN LIVE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mountie Report post Posted September 1, 2002 I rememebr when Haku (as Meng) used to thrustkick the camera during his entrance. That was awesome. I'm with you on this, bring back Haku! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Man in Blak Report post Posted September 1, 2002 C'mon. Haku was a legitimate bad-ass with an afro - how many of those do you see everyday? *puts a dollar in the collection plate* Preservation of an endangered species, I say. That, and Haku brings the funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
