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Guest AnnieEclectic
Posted

(The quiet Seattle morning is broken inside the fourth personal room inside the XF9 HQ by a tinny melody.... A keen ear can recognize the bridge from "The Way" by Fastball coming from a cell phone on the nightstand near a certain striking Japanese woman's head. By practice, a fist shoots out from underneath her sheets to punch the alarm clock across the room, smashing to bits on the door. Annie Eclectic slowly sits up and realizes where the noise is coming from.)

 

Annie: Damn... didn't even get a single use out of that one....

 

(Sluggishly, the lithe woman picks up her cell phone and flips down the reciever.)

 

Annie: Hey yo, Annie here.

 

(The words said on the other end of the phone cause the Hardcore Queen's eyes to widen)

 

Annie: M-M-My diary? ...Look, I can expl.... WHY ARE YOU READING MY DIARY?!?!?

 

(More words fly out the opposite end of Annie's phone)

 

Annie: I don't care what it says in there, those are my PERSONAL words! I don't care how much I care for you, you aren't to read.... Yeah... I meant "Plaything" in a cute sexual way.... Of course I love.....

 

(Even the casual listener could hear the "How could you even sleep with someone else?" screech out of the phone. The volume forces Annie to pull the phone away slightly from her ear.)

 

Annie: Look, I can explain.... Honey... You know what? Fine, fuck you. Yeah, yeah I was just using you. I don't care anymore. All that worrying and whining and constantly being around me. You left Drazon for my sister and jumped ship to me immediatly. Two women and a man in the span of two weeks. A wonder I didn't catch any disease of you. I never want to hear you call this number again, you understand? We're done you WHORE!!!!!

 

(With anger masking her face, Annie throws the phone clear across her bedroom, the phone now including it's inner workings among the pile of clock bits.)

 

Annie: ...*sigh* ...Shame, she had a great tongue.... No use crying over spilled milk.

 

(Slowly the Hardcore Queen gets out of bed and dresses for her morning workout, as if nothing had even happened...)

 

 

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END PROMO

 

 

People better read this, or I talk more about genital mutilation in chat.

 

-Annie

Guest Beingz0wningj00
Posted

Didn't Annie demand to go out with Molly? ;)

Guest BA_Baracus
Posted

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Prediction time...

 

...Molly to kick Annie in the crotch with a pointy shoe during her match on Smarkdown!

 

Mothernature says..."

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

Damn battling lesbians!

 

Well, great tongue or not, Molly's out the door. Something interesting will happen here, I bet. And stuff.

Posted

Interesting.

 

*shields crotch* NO MORE GENITAL MUTILATION

Guest midnight_burn
Posted

Trouble in paradise for the lesbian lovers, i say this gets settled the way all female problems are settled, a bra and panty match in mud.

Guest BA_Baracus
Posted

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Yup...a pointy shoe...you can take that to the bank.

 

Oh...and I'm liking the bra and panties/mud idea.

 

Mothernature says..."

Guest AnnieEclectic
Posted

Stubby, your icon is.... uh.... yeah.

 

-Annie

Guest Tod deKindes
Posted

Short, and to the point.

 

At least we know what the man craves.

Guest BA_Baracus
Posted

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"They're good attention getters, aren't they?

 

Mothernature says, she's shocked and appalled..."

Posted

Finally got around to reading this.

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

That's about all I have to say. That was... odd...

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