P0RNFAQ vs. Crucifixio Jones

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Hey... in regards to the two names of Polk, how did that start? Which do you like better? I probably haven't had enough experience to know better, but I like Crucifixio Jones better, because the name/avatar/sig combination crack me up for some reason, plus he's the one that claims responsibility for the DVD reviews.

[Guest Ozymandias]

PORNFAQ is a take-off on Scott Keith's name from the old Smarks EZBoard which was RSPWFAQ.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

So... which came first? CJ or PORNFAQ?

[Guest Ozymandias]

CJ came fist. I used to post there regularly when he started using the Crucifixio name. PORNFAQ showed up after that.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Time to explain the CJ/PORNFAQ dynamic again. Check your PMs, Evenflow.

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

As an aside, Crucifixio Jones was registered as an EZBoard name on September 11, 2001.

 

That is all.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

Also his user name was Highspot before he came back as Mr. Jones.

 

That is all... or is it?

[Guest Incandenza]

Crucifixo Jones is a good gimmick, but the whole lovable PORNFAQ/despicable CJ is retarded.

[Guest goodhelmet]

I'm surprised someone hasn't mentioned the Primo moniker yet! Oops... I just did!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Primo? 'The fuck?

[Guest LooseCannon]

Primo was CJ too? I mark for all of the alternate identities, but if CJ is Primo, well that's just lame.

[Guest B-X]

If you spent enough time knowing CJ has I have, you'd know instinctively if a new poster is a CJ persona. It's too easy to pick out.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Ah, now I remember. It's coming back to me. As far CJ goes, he's just there. Though I read his DVD reviews and like 'em alot.

[Guest Daredevil21]

It's not too hard to tell if a new poster is CJ. The sig is usually very similar. Besides, it's not like he has 20 different names. He used CJ at the Smarks and WDI till he got tired of it and decided that it was time for a change, hence the apperance of Primo Matarazzo, and PORNFAQ is specifically for the porn related stuff on the Smarks forum, although he does accidently post in non-porn related threads sometimes at WDI. At any rate, it's not that big of a deal, and I think CJ has all the user names he's gonna be getting for a while.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I obviously don't spend much time at wdi. I didn't know primo was a semi-regular posting character over there. I just knew him as the creator of that one thread which tells the CJ E true hollyood story. So finding out he is CJ too, I thought it was just a character created to put over CJ/pornfaq which I thought was lame. Perhaps I was wrong.

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

I just knew him as the creator of that one thread which tells the CJ E true hollyood story. So finding out he is CJ too, I thought it was just a character created to put over CJ/pornfaq which I thought was lame. Perhaps I was wrong.

 

Dammit, LC, didn't you read MY super-important post in the E! True Hollywood Story thread at WDI? It states that *I* am in fact Crucifixio Jones, PORNFAQ, Primo Matarazzo, Highspot, et al. I swear, no one remembers the important things!

 

DAMN YOU ALL!

[Guest LooseCannon]

I didn't read the whole thing. But I did read the post where someone else accused you of being CJ... unless that was you.

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

Actually, Primo said that CJ and I were the same person at the beginning.

 

That gave me the impetus to say that I was all those personalities, with tongue firmly planted in cheek. I sure didn't expect anyone to believe it, or take it seriously, but yet again I was amazed and surpassed by sheer fucking idiocy.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

And then it was revealed that the Masked Yodeler was Primo and CJ and Indie and Cerebus and Bish Box and Smitty and Dutch and Witty and Poppa Woody and Teke and Cunny and HungryJack and Sagrada and Red X and Ill and...

[Guest The Man in Blak]

*back from commercial break*

 

...and The Game and stardust and MOTIC and Upstate and SeanRDow and Daredevil and Freak 5000 and Sassquatch and Impaler and Q Scott and El Brujo and netslob and LPEMP and...

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Time to explain the CJ/PORNFAQ dynamic again. Check your PMs, Evenflow.

By the way, I never got to thank ya for the PM APO. So... thanks for the PM

[Guest Some Guy]

*back from commercial break*

 

...and The Game and stardust and MOTIC and Upstate and SeanRDow and Daredevil and Freak 5000 and Sassquatch and Impaler and Q Scott and El Brujo and netslob and LPEMP and...

You forgot me. He was me for a while too, you know.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

Actually, I don't think The Masked Yodeler ever claimed me as one of his personalities.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

Here's the thread that Cerebus was refering to:

 

Crucifixio Jones: The E! True Hollywood Story

 

Pretty entertaining read.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

And this is where The Masked Yodeler claimed to be everyone

 

A Confession

 

 

OMG! GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!

[Guest The Man in Blak]

You forgot me.  He was me for a while too, you know.

I caught you during the break, mang. Yeah, that's the ticket.

 

*scurries away*

 

OMG WDI LINKAGE~! THE HORROR THE HORROR

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

:::: plots to change the WDI links to granny porn links ::::

 

Or maybe not...

 

::: pukes ::::

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

WORLD DOMINATION, INC.

 

//Whorage

[Guest Dames Edna]

Whats this whorage everyone talks about? Ohhhhhhhh World Domination Inc.......nevermind

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

I remember in the PORN folder of thesmarks, the wife of a regular poster notified the folder that this poster had electricuted himself and died, and someone (I can't remember who), accused CJ (who was newly signed) of being this 'dead' poster...

 

then it turned out that he wasn't.