Guest MrRant Report post Posted November 10, 2002 Bart: What are your pleasures? What you like to do? Kid: Oh, I don't know. Play chess, screw. Bart: Well let's play chess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ "dock that chink a day's pay for nappin on the job" God, that line cracked me up just because of how absurd it was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ "Hedley: Under the provisions of this bill we would snatch 200,00 acres of Indian territory, which we have deemed unsafe for their use at this time. They're such children. Governor: 200,000 acres? 200,000 acres? What will it cost, man? What will it cost? Hedley: a box of these (box of paddle balls). Governor: Are you crazy? They'll never go for it, and then again they might. Little red devils! They love toys!" I had to pause the movie when I heard that the first time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ knows the power of the Schwartz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ Understands this is one of the best lines of Spaceballs: Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?! Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now." Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?" Col. Sandurz: We passed it. Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now." Dark Helmet: Go back to "then." Col. Sandurz: When? Dark Helmet: Now. Col. Sandurz: Now?! Dark Helmet: Now! Col. Sandurz: I can't. Dark Helmet: Why? Col. Sandurz: We missed it. Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now. Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?" Col. Sandurz: Soon. Dark Helmet: How soon? Spaceball: Sir! Dark Helmet: What? Spaceball: We've identified their location. Dark Helmet: Where? Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega. Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival. Dark Helmet: When? Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours. Col. Sandurz: Buy high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners. Dark Helmet: Who?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ nice choice Of course the "revelation" about how Lonestar and Dark Helmet are related ranks up there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ is correct I bought the Spaceballs DVD just for the commentary... HILARI-FUCKING-OUS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kagato Otaku Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ may hate yogurt, even with strawberries! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ someone I don't know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ what does the fortune cookie say about the SuxXors season? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ been drinking Haterade Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ so in other words they're fucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^post whore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ditto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RenegadeX28 Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^^has space for rent, which I would like to rent.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^could not afford my space Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^high priced Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ likes beer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paranoid Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^likes Iron Man and furry fictional creatures Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ thought he had a virus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ Fortune Cookie > Stone Cold Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning... no one can see... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^ called me cupcake...knows Papacita > Flyboy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^posted before me this time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paranoid Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^has a toast in her sig Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted November 10, 2002 ^Likes toast, but however, hates Vince MAC-MAHON!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted November 11, 2002 ^ liked the Juke and Jive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted November 11, 2002 ^^^Is mean to The Smartmarks' Mr. Wilson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted November 11, 2002 ^Mr Wilson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted November 11, 2002 ^^^Mr....uh...Orange! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites