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Guest Cancer Marney
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No, no, you love me, you're just in denial. Everyone loves me.

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff
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Oh shit!!!! NO MA'AM~!

 

BUNDY! BUNDY! BUNDY!

 

What's even greater, my sub-title fits with the concept too!

 

:D

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
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::: stares at Marney's avatar and drools :::

Guest Cancer Marney
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<wipes the drool off her thighs, muttering cryptically>

Guest J*ingus
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::vaguely wonders why a nun is showing so much leg, and whose blood it is on her sword::

Guest WukenBloodstar
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Doesn't have to be right does it? NICE avatar Marney :D

Guest Cancer Marney
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Thank you, thank you. <ponders dressing up like this for the girl, since it tested so well with the focus group>

Guest evenflowDDT
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Before anyone goes on a rant about the Reverend thing I am actually ordained so there.

Hmmm... for some reason I always thought you were Jewish dude. Whoops! :blink:

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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Wasnt one of the plans to send all the pregnant women to Idaho and call it Pregnaho? I thought that idea was hillarious..

 

Not that this has anything to do with anything, you know..but anyway..

Guest Zero_Cool
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Hey, you guys still letting people in? Being a Married With Children mark, I have to try this out.

Guest Sandman9000
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Every good organization needs a psychopath who rants about everything and is ultimately told to go sit in the corner for the remainder of the meeting.

 

I volunteer my services as that psycho.

Guest Cancer Marney
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I wanna be the one who gets to keep him in line. <brandishes demonblood-soaked sword>

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I want to be the person who hacks up dead bodies and sells them to Pakistani resteraunts.

Guest J*ingus
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I... uh... I can be the worthless unshaven guy who's always showing up at your door at midnight asking if I can crash on your couch, who everyone always says is a loser and should get a job.

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ALSO, I want to be the guy who pretends to be in a wheelchair to get free money.

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I just want you all to know that Metal Ed supports this endeavour 100%. I used to watch "Married With Children" with my dad before the industrial accident and that show was bitchin', man. That Al Bowden guy was hilarious.

Guest evenflowDDT
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I... uh... I can be the worthless unshaven guy who's always showing up at your door at midnight asking if I can crash on your couch, who everyone always says is a loser and should get a job.

Holy crap! Jingus wants to be me! I've never had that happen before... cool! He'll have to hurry though, as I'm moving to "Pregnaho" in a couple of days :lol:

Guest J*ingus
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Explanation: I just saw Orange County last night, and when Jack Black showed up, my brother turned to me and said "That's you in five years." I started clubbing him over the head with a rubber chicken, before I realize, hey, HE'S RIGHT! And then I broke down crying.

Guest evenflowDDT
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Explanation: I just saw Orange County last night, and when Jack Black showed up, my brother turned to me and said "That's you in five years." I started clubbing him over the head with a rubber chicken, before I realize, hey, HE'S RIGHT! And then I broke down crying.

Ahh, OK. I'm similar to that, except for I'm in much better shape and I wear boxers, not briefs. Hopefully that'll change when I get to college; I'll be even more motivated and in even better shape!

Guest El Psycho Diablo
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Poor Jingus. Don't worry, because The Church of No Ma`am will find something to do with you.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Find something for Metal Ed. He rules.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Sandman9000
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Metal Ed is the Minister of Music.

 

Evenflow and Jingus are the same thing, so they need to fight to the death over it.

 

Haven't you started college yet Evenflow? I've been here for like three weeks now?

 

Oh, and about college, all motivation to go work out evaporates once you see all of the free food. I'm serious. Lay off the pasta if you don't wanna explode.

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Before anyone goes on a rant about the Reverend thing I am actually ordained so there.

Hmmm... for some reason I always thought you were Jewish dude. Whoops! :blink:

Calling a Catholic a Jew is a big mistake. :P

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Hey, you guys still letting people in? Being a Married With Children mark, I have to try this out.

You can be Brother Cool

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Explanation: I just saw Orange County last night, and when Jack Black showed up, my brother turned to me and said "That's you in five years." I started clubbing him over the head with a rubber chicken, before I realize, hey, HE'S RIGHT! And then I broke down crying.

You Jingus shall be The Cardinal Sin

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Anyone else that wishes to join PM me so I can keep it in order :-)

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