The One And Only Church Of NO MA'AM Thread

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Unless I missed any..

 

The Reverend Rant

The Apostle Diablo

Father SOB

The Burning Bush

Minister Wuken Bloodstar

Friar Eiker

Bishop X

Mother Superior (Marney)

The Ayatollah (Always Pissed Off)

Brother Cool

The Cardinal Sin (Jingus)

Missonary Mackenzie

Minister Kingpk

Father Express

Brother Blood

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

mind if I use that banner all mighty Rev?

[Guest Midnight Express83]

 

Here is number 2, this is the better of the two in my opinion.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Father Express..do you have the cutout of the Bundy pic?

[Guest Midnight Express83]

No, I made it myself. I have some free time so I decided to make a few banners for the good of the church.

[Guest MrRant]

Didn't miss anyone and everyone should be putting it in their sig.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

Cool banners Father Express

[Guest Sandman9000]

Um, Father Rant?

 

::Raises hand when asked if anyone was missed::

[Guest MrRant]

And Brother Blood... and its Reverend Rant.

[Guest Kingpk]

I won't have to get rid of Love, will I?

[Guest Sandman9000]

Brother Blood?

 

How about Brother Bloodloss?

[Guest Kingpk]

Just so you know, I'm putting a plug for the Church in my Confidential recap.

 

So that means 4 people will know about it.

[Guest MrRant]

Blood Loss is fine. No you don't have to get rid of JLH

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

May I join? Though it is perhaps a boys club and very strange...

[Guest MrRant]

You would have to agree to the Commandments in the Sermon. You can read it here.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

Oh Reverend, this normal wants to repent for his sins by joining the Holy Church of No Ma'am, shall we show this soul the error of their ways and teach them about the good life? All bless Lord Bundy!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Okay, I'm cool with that... I like beer and porn, I miss the word "stewardess", uhm... do I have to be gay?

 

Also: Do I have to sign something? Because you know I'm willing to do everything but add my name to a document.

[Guest MrRant]

Umm... its not a gay/straight club.

 

Think up a name for your self and add the banner.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

No signing. However, you have to say the words "Hail Bundy" three thousand eight hundred times, then backwards.

[Guest MrRant]

The Apostle is correct as well.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I know it's not a gay/straight club, but should I go check out some babes or something? 'Cause that might make me gay.

 

Name? Uhm... ? I'm uncreative. Bless me with something.

 

 

Then comes the hazing...

[Guest MrRant]

Hmmm.... you could check them out just to please me and some of our lesbian fantasies

 

I'm gonna need some help with the name though because I'm having a block.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

Don't ask us, we're a minister, we preach to the normals.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Something... TRITEC, I guess.

I'm helpful.

[Guest MrRant]

Sister TRITEC?

 

Pastor TRITEC?

 

Rabbi TRITEC?

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Rabbi TRITEC!!!

 

Perfect.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

perfect, we three agree!(we..as in me )

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

^ hears voices

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

^ Is in the wrong damn thread.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

Correct us if we're wrong, but didn't their use to be a Big 'Uns TV show in Married with Children?