The ONE AND ONLY Smackdown! Thread

[Guest HartFan86]

Awesome finish. That's how Brock should of been winning matches back in April.

 

Michael Cole needs to die. "Brock Lesnar....is IMPRESSIVE." Ya think?

[Guest Goodear]

Man, I'm starting to believe in Randy Orton. He sells SO well for big ass kickers (Bautista, Taker, Brock).

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Randy can become "The O".

 

Like some other 3rd generation guy

[Guest Goodear]

Oh boy, Crash............................. No one cares.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

CRASH=RATINGS! O and look more boring pointless backstage skits with a magic camera. PLEASE cut these from future shows...it drags down everything.

[Guest Goodear]

Randy can become "The O".

 

Like some other 3rd generation guy

Are you ready to enter THE O ZONE!?!??!?

[Guest HartFan86]

Ugh. I don't see where they are going with this fucking gay wedding.

 

Boy, Batista got really bad canned heat. Ditto with Henry.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"O Zone Layer!"

 

"No, he just broke the O Zone Layer!"

 

"Oh no! What will happen to us now?"

[Guest HartFan86]

Sign: "STEPH SHOW US YOUR PUPPIES"

[Guest RepoMan]

Why can't Tajair fight someone who could have a good match?

[Guest Slapnuts00]

God this is so boring. Why does Michael Cole say in EVERY Tajiri match that "he must feel like he's in a Godzilla movie"? Because he's Japanese the only thing he can relate to is Godzilla? I hate Cole.

[Guest HartFan86]

That's what you call a squash.

[Guest RepoMan]

Let's burry the crusierwieghts some more! Fuck Mark Henry.

[Guest HartFan86]

I'm looking forward to this.

[Guest Goodear]

"O Zone Layer!"

 

"No, he just broke the O Zone Layer!"

 

"Oh no! What will happen to us now?"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what a rush!!!

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY!!!

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DADDY!!!

[Guest Slapnuts00]

O this is so bad. What a horrid Smackdown. Eliminate these backstage segments, NOW

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Nothing makes my day more than seeing my 2nd favourite wrestler jobbed out to Mark Henry. On the plus side, Henry sucks, and this match should hopefully be forgotten in a few weeks.

[Guest HartFan86]

Why does it say "WWE Undisputed Championship" in that graphic promoting Unforgiven?

[Guest RepoMan]

This is going to be the greatest display of oratory wit ever!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Henry over Tajiri? Bull-shit. Not the only decision that will make you scratch head tonight, though...

[Guest HartFan86]

Brock: I am the WWE Undisputed Champion.

 

Uh, no.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Shouldn't Brock wear a shirt for this?

[Guest RepoMan]

Is anyone else getting a homoerotic undertone?

[Guest HartFan86]

Brock: How old are you?

 

Taker: 25 years old.

 

Once again...Uh, no.

[Guest RepoMan]

Have you ever been killed only to be resurected to fight your self?

[Guest HartFan86]

Well, Taker single handly saved this INT.

[Guest evlpurpose]

Taker quote: "I'm gonna take you someplace you ain't ever been before....I'm gonna bust you up." Well I suppose that could have been interrpreted as homoerotic.

[Guest dpac]

wow this is really bad,,,,leave sara out of it

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Sarah's Pregnant? AHHHHH!!!!! We're gonna have little biker devil living dead babies!

 

EDIT: O, I wonder what aspiring soap opera writer with a manipulative 3 lettered boyfriend wrote this storyline. Fuck leave the crappy family storylines out of things unless it actually means something. It's not a soap opera, Stephanie is not a movie star, it's proffesional wrestling for god sake! You're viewed as a joke by the main stream and always will be. You have to cater to your own audience (leaving in droves anyway) which is watching for the WRESTLING MATCHES. I don't think they'll ever get it though their thick skulls...not as long as Stephanie is booking. At least NWA TNA is getting it...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

if Brock is lacking heat, he could always attack Sara Taker