The ONE AND ONLY Smackdown! Thread

[Guest HartFan86]

Whoa...that was good work by Heyman. I actually think this feud has potential after that. Despite Brock talking, good job there.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

...Huh. (*fears taker*)

 

So I guess I have a pretty good show coming up for me now? Goodie. Homoeroticism abound !!!

 

Yeah, okay.. so Mr. & Mrs. Undertaker will have a baby. Could they each have one?! That sucked...

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Brock: How old are you?

 

Taker: 25 years old.

 

BretHart4EverOnce again...Uh, no.

 

I said the very same thing outloud...

[Guest RepoMan]

I wounder if they get desperate enough for a Brock as the real father of Takers baby angle.

[Guest HartFan86]

Brock: How old are you?

 

Taker: 25 years old.

 

BretHard4EverOnce again...Uh, no.

 

I said the very same thing outloud...

I'm Hard4Ever. Cool.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

I wounder if they get desperate enough for a Brock as the real father of Takers baby angle.

No, luckily Russo's not booking anymore.

[Guest HartFan86]

That music doesn't seem very...I dunno, "face" like.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

DEMONIC MUSIC~!

 

KILL! KILL! KILL!

[Guest Slapnuts00]

They're wasting such a PPV quality match...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Uh.. no they aren't

[Guest HartFan86]

If they want to build Batista being a monster, he shouldn't be getting destroyed by D-Von for godsakes.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

His music sounds like a remix of William Regal's. He needs to shave his head and go back to being Levithian if they really want to get him over. AHHHH More horrid backstage magic camera comedy sketches. I HATE this shit...

[Guest HartFan86]

Ouch, that had to hurt...they should have a new finisher for him, something different than a powerbomb.

 

Billy & Chuck getting married. Make sure I don't watch.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

"I'm Hard4Ever. Cool."

 

Not anymore. Bwahaha!

 

You can use that as a running joke if you'd like, though.

 

Not that I would.

 

Edit: Damn. I'm missing keyboard keys left and right...

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Hey, ya think Brock will get involved in the main event?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Spoke too soon BH4F

 

We want Levithan!

 

or Batista can be a 'Waylon Mercy' type.

 

great eye movement by Noble

[Guest RepoMan]

I want the Turth low rider!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest HartFan86]

Hey...it's all good. At least I'm not Limp4Ever or something...

 

Okay, that was disgusting, back to SD

 

*Sees Billy and Chuck*

 

Okay, back to thesmartmarks board.

[Guest HartFan86]

Team OMEGA.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

This has to set a record for most backstage magic camera pointless segments. SO bad. It's really irritating me.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Matt Hardy is getting personality.

 

Hardcore Holly is jealous that he didn't get F-5'd by Brock Lesnar, that bastard!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Billy & Chuck are certainly.. innaresting... uhm...

 

Does WWE really want to do this?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Kurt Angle, the Ice Cream Man Candy Stripper doesn't want to pawn his medals off.

 

Eddy Herrero!

 

and I have Mattitude!

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Couldn't they add like 5 minutes to their match rather than this horrible acting?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

you can't have Mattitude without being on the Mat

[Guest RepoMan]

Um, I don't think a same sex marriage will bost ticket salls.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

will Matt Hardy bring in DDP to spread the positive vibes?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"Smackdown #1 Announcer!"

 

Whooooo!

[Guest Slapnuts00]

I'm digging Funaki's #1 Smackdown Announcer shirt. All the other backstage sketches can go but Funaki can stay since he's interviewing someone and it make sense.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

marks out for "#1 Announcer" t-shirt