SJL Wrath Card (September 10, 2002)

[Guest HVilleThugg]

SJL Wrath

The Card

Venue: First Union Center in Pittsburg, PA

Due Date: 3pm Tuesday, September 10, 2002

 

Let’s give Crusen a break and send everything to Longdogger_Pete.

 

 

Singles Match

Judge Mental vs. Cutthroat

- Ummmm…for some reason or another, the very talented and impressive newcomer, Judge Mental, has challenged the SJL resident jobber extraordinare to a match. But don’t worry people, we’ll keep it short as to not make you vomit at seeing Cutthroat breathe. I know how much we all hate that.

- Word Limit: 3500

- Send to Tod deKindes

 

 

Battle Royal for the #1 Contendership to the European Title

Leon Sharpe vs. Blank vs. Tim Dillon vs. Jack The Ripper

- Now that we have a new Euro champ, it’s time to find another #1 contender. The new guys have been writing and doing well, so they’ll get a chance here…Battle Royal style. Fo sheezy!

- Match Rules: DQ and countouts are in effect. All four men will start in the ring, and a man is eliminated when he is pinned, submits, or knocked out. The last man left is the #1 Contender to the European Title. For all you dummies…it’s a 4-way elimination style.

- Word Limit: 5000

- Send to 5_moves_of_doom

 

 

Tag Team Match

C.I.A./Thor vs. sWo (“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins/Matt Myers)

- Well, both Mak and Thor have had issues with the sWo. Sounds like a tag match to me.

- Word Limit: 4500

- Send to Edwin MacPhisto

 

 

World Title Contender’s Match #1

Steel Pipe Ladder Match

Jacob Helmsley vs. Mike Van Silcen

- This was supposed to happen some time ago, but for some reason, both men were loving the cock that night. Well, here it is again, and this time, to give them added incentive, there’s a spot in a #1 contender’s match at stake. The winner here will face the winner of tonight’s later match in a match World Title #1 Contender’s Match on Crimson next week.

- Match Rules: Jacob Helmsley’s favorite pipe is suspended 15 feet above the ring, only to be retrieved with a ladder. DQ and countout rules are in effect except that once the pipe has been retrieved, it becomes a legal part of the match. The winner is the first person to score a pinfall, submission, or knockout.

- Word Limit: 5000

- Send to Longdogger_Pete

 

 

No-DQ Singles Match

Flexxx vs. Manson

- Well, Flexxx was supposed to come back on Metal and rejoin his sWo teammates. However, he instead called them sellouts and a bunch of other bad, bad names. So, at the request Flexxx, Edwin happily booked this match because he’s just so tired of Manson’s and the sWo’s fucking shit.

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send to The Boston Strangler

 

 

MAIN EVENT

World Title #1 Contender’s Match

Fugue vs. Mak Francis

- Seeing as how he just lost the world title to CIA, Mak normally would get an automatic rematch…but Edwin doesn’t like him or the sWo. So…Edwin is forcing Mak to defend his right to a rematch against Fugue, in hopes that he will never again have to see the Franchise with gold around his waist. The winner of this match will face the winner of the earlier match with a shot at the world title on the line. So…for Mak to get to his rematch, he must first defeat Fugue, and then either Helmsley or MVS. What a bastard that red-headed Brit is…or maybe it’s just the booking committee (coughthuggcough) is just a bitch. Oh yeah, and did I mention that Fugue is in the sWo too, which makes it extra fun for Edwin. God, he’s a bastard.

- Word Limit: 5500

- Send to SuicideKing

 

Da "shut up and like it bitches" H

[Guest Muzz]

The random tag match sphere of influence is growing. *shudder*

[Guest Insanityman]

First off, stellar card.

 

 

DAMN~! I remember bitching to Flesher how they ought to have one of these.

 

 

Oh yeah, good luck to all and write you best.

[Guest Powerplay]

Nice full card here. And I send to Tod, eh? I shall not disappoint him!

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Disappoint you will not! ... Well, good luck. Heh.

 

And Bitch (you've upgraded from Clod to Bitch, by the way), send something in if you can; as I promise I won't let my intense annoyance with you get in the way of my decision. Hell, your first win could happen because of me!

 

Weirder things have happened...

[Guest kelloggs]

Thugg...I hate you...I would have your record if I didn't lose... and Rob I hate you too, just let me live in the past. I was waiting on LDP telling me my new record. Maybe he didn't see me ask last time. I guess I'll PM him. And I finally get to face Fugue again. I love his character and he might have the best moveset in the JL.

 

And it's in PHILLY BECAUSE THE FIRST UNION CENTER IS IN PHILLY! Hopefully we're in Philly. Because Mak and Fugue are both from Philly.

 

So that uh might need to be edited. And I'll like the card because it's great not because you said so... so there.

[Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath]

Nice, ripe card.. it's a good thing I'm off it again. They still have me chained to this bed for some reason..

[Guest Listen2Reason]

Aha! I have lost the Eurovision title so I can be moved up into the World title division! All is going according to my ultimate plan! *puts on his "EVIL!/INDEED" T-shirt for the day*

 

But in all seriousness, that looks to be a great card. A four-way elimination match? Talk about throwing 'em out of the nest and forcing 'em to fly...but that kind of match has a serious load of potential for great character interaction through the course of the match; this is a great chance for a new guy (or guys) to step up and show off his writing ability. Good luck, guys!

 

...and if I read this right, it's like we're having a little four-person tournament for the World #1 contendership? Works for me.

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

I'M NOT ACTIVE!!!!!

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Cutthroat, hiw in the blue f'n hell do you have that many posts?

 

Cutthroat...

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

NOTE: Flaming Cutthroat constantly is a way of life here in the WF/JL.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Whoo! Cool, I get to have another card.

 

Franchise, I'll have your record, at, um... some point. Hopefully tonight.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I uhhh

 

I hate computers.

 

Im on top of the world. I get a title shot, and what happens?

 

1 Computer Crash

1 Computer Wiring Mix Up..

 

which turns into me not sending in my title match which would of lead me to victory (I think..).

 

So

 

BAH to computers.

 

Anyway, Im back.

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Cutthroat, hiw in the blue f'n hell do you have that many posts

'Cause I post out side of the JL boards you dumbass...

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

You mean spam, right, Cutthroat?

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Yeah, sadly enough there are forums and threads specially designed for spammers.

 

Post count should be ignored 100% when judging a smark.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Quiet, clod. There's a difference between posting sensibly on a board with some self-control, and posting constant nonsense with no real content. You do the latter.

 

The latter is ok when there's a time and a place, but you often take it outside of that and into relevant discussion.

 

This point has been already discussed ad nauseum before, so I'll just stop here before I bring unnecessary negativity to the thread.

 

A good card Thugg put together here, and I look forward to my contest with Flexxx, as well as the rest of the show.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

He's a bitch, now. See my sig.

[Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath]

He can't be a bitch! Now I'll have to come up with a new derogatory handle for everyone..

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

I just wanted to know if the JL is going to be doing anything like a PPV for Genesis III coming up?

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

If we are you probably won't be booked, you no-showing fuck.

 

Back to writing.

 

Comments on the card... bitchin'-looking, with some unusually short word limits. A 5500 main event? Gah! Still... the pipe/ladder match should be a bitch to write... but it will be worth it in the end. So... bang I'm out.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Current Stats - "The Franchise" Mak Francis

 

Career: 5/8/02 - 9/6/02

Record: 18-8-2

Title History: SJL World (1 win + 2 defenses), SJL European (1 win), SJL Television (1 win + 3 defenses)

 

There you have it.

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

I just wanted to know if the JL is going to be doing anything like a PPV for Genesis III coming up?

Cutthroat, don't try to cover your ass. Your first post was about how you wern't active, and it had nothing to do with Genisis III.

[Guest kelloggs]

Thank you much LDP

[Secret Agent 0]

Am i allowed to write a short promo to be included with the show? If so where do i send it?

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

You sure can, Johnny. Anything you need added to Wrath should be sent to me, since I'll be posting the show.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

I've gotten NOTHING yet.

 

You got till tonight, after RAW to turn in something, cuz I won't be there for most of tuesday.

[Guest Powerplay]

Sure. I don't need much more to finish this up, so expect an easy read tonight.

[Guest Insanityman]

My apology to the fed... and especially to Blank, JtR, and Leon. I wrote one of my worse matches and a short one at that... again, sorry.

[Guest Suicide King]

At least you wrote, IL.