Guest alfdogg Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Your custom title creeps me out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Do you even know the story behind it? If not, would you like to be horrified? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Please do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mik at Cornell Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Just out of curiousity, how does one get a custom title? At first I thought it was for people who were only here for a long time and were respected, etc. But then I noticed people with like 30 posts with custom ones... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Method #1 Wait until you get 1000 posts, at which point you'll be able to change it yourself. Method #2 The Sub-Name Request Thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Please do. I'll do it since Kotz has disappeared. The story's quite simple, really. When I was a youth, I humped my ALF doll once or twice for cheap sexual gratification. I shared this story in General Chat (forgot which thread) the other night. That's all. EDIT: Oh, here's the appropriate smilie: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kool Report post Posted September 6, 2002 AFLAC! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 6, 2002 GENIUS!!!! Dammit, why was he banned? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Hey now, I'm no duck fucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted September 6, 2002 So you'll you'll fuck a stuffed Alien Life Form but not a live duck? Interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 6, 2002 That actually isn't all that interesting. Dolls are pretty easy to fuck, while ducks just quack and quack. It's a no-brainer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted September 6, 2002 But at least you get some noise from the duck. Ok this is getting disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 6, 2002 You're right. It is. In any case, your best bet for fucking a doll and getting the noise that you so desperately desire is to have pre-recorded sex noises playing on a tape. You could also just have a porno on while fucking the doll. It's up to you. It's best not to open your eyes when doing this, however, because it totally blows the perception and you'll have trouble not hearing ALF moan orgasmically in your head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Yeah, I heard ALF's voice screaming in the throes of sexual ecstasy. Instead of calling out my name, though, he kept saying, "HEY WILLIE! HEY WILLIE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Hey INC. why did you think that ALF would want to fuck you? He likes to eat pussy doesn't he? ::buh dum bum:: Thanks I'll be here all night, be sure to tip your waitress on the way out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 6, 2002 Yeah, I heard ALF's voice screaming in the throes of sexual ecstasy. Instead of calling out my name, though, he kept saying, "HEY WILLIE! HEY WILLIE!" Post of the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 6, 2002 It didn't really matter, as it was all against his will. Yeah, that's right. I rape plush dolls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted September 7, 2002 That the time it was so fucking funny.. well.. *points to his sig* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 7, 2002 Flyboy, it's Friday night! Shouldn't you be out keepin' dem bitches in line? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted September 7, 2002 I'm sick as hell, and I hurt my wrist in football practice... so I'm staying in. Plus, I'm talking to Ashley on the phone, so it's all good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 7, 2002 Besides, it is only 8:30 on the east coast. Not even night time yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted September 7, 2002 It's 7:40 here (Central), and I usually go out to the movies by myself. I've done that a couple of times, and made out with girls I didn't even know. *shrugs* But, not tonight.... I'm burnt out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Thunderkid Report post Posted September 7, 2002 I don't think you guys caught on to the joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted September 7, 2002 Christ, I don't think I should be reading this thread so close to turning in for the night. Incandenza with an ALF doll. *shudders* It's nightmare inducing material, I tell ya. And Flyboy212EAW, yes, fuck Goku indeed. Everybody needs to learn from Vegeta and be a fucking superdick every so often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted September 7, 2002 Sure does, Nagata Lock. I've ALWAYS hated Goku... grrrr... fucking dumbass! He was always holding Vegeta down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted August 15, 2006 When I was a youth, I humped my ALF doll once or twice for cheap sexual gratification. Haven't we all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted August 16, 2006 Bring back wicky wicky! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2006 Incandenza using headbangs? That better have been ironic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted August 17, 2006 Good thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
