I would like to sanction a duel

[Guest The Czech Republic]

A fight to the death between...

 

Metal Ed

 

 

and...

 

Guy Stokes.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Metal Ed all the way

[Guest Marshall]

Yep.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Metal Ed can't be killed.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Ravenbomb]

It's a draw

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No, Ed wins by blowing Guy away with the ROCK BOX~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Marshall]

Metal Ed may be stronger than Guy, but Guy can outsmart Ed.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Just wanted to let you guys know... not only Metal Ed never die, but Punk Princess volunteers her services for... ummm... ring announcing or tramping around in a skimpy bikini or something.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

If we're lucky we can get Guy and his dad Dallas to return for one last battle, taking on Metal Ed and his Rock Box.

[Guest Marshall]

Will Ed call Guy out?

 

 

This is a freaky ass thread.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I will offer my services as THE(non-gimmick)MAN!! to be the ref if it's a fight, the moderator for a debate, or CNN viewer for an all-out war between Ladies Men and Mullet Gods.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest treble charged]

The question is, however, does either Ed or Guy say, "Sah"? Because if they do, the other one had better watch out.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

If Metal Ed has a mullet, which I think he does, he wins. We must fear and respect the mullet.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

The question is, however, does either Ed or Guy say, "Sah"? Because if they do, the other one had better watch out.

I don't get it

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Me either. I was hoping someone would elaborate.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

"Sah" as in "sir" as in "You disrespected my lady's honah, sah! Ah must challenged you to a duel!"

[Metal Ed 0]

Guy Stokes...Metal Ed is callin' you out!

[Guest DeputyHawk]

crack his skull, dude. he says mullets are for losers or fags.

[Guest kingkamala]

I'll be the time keeper for this special bout how 'bout if the match ends in a draw, next month you'll fight in an exploding barbed wire cage match

[Guest treble charged]

"Sah" as in "sir" as in "You disrespected my lady's honah, sah! Ah must challenged you to a duel!"

Yup, and I didn't steal that from the Simpson's, if that's what you're thinking.

[Metal Ed 0]

 

I'm comin' to get you, Guy. You might think you hear somethin in the distance...it might sound like the opening chords of "Sweet Child O' Mine" being played at maximum volume...and then you'll know it's time. Metal Ed could come at you from any direction. My Trans Am is a rockin' beast, a versatile whoop ass machine. It might come into play. You never know. I might look kinda funny on account of my head bein' bandaged up after the toaster incident, but I'm a dangerous sumbitch. I'm gonna crack your skull, Guy, just like that toaster cracked mine. You're gonna find out who the rockinest dude in Wausau is....the hard way.

[Guest MrRant]

*coughSomeone'sboredcough*

[Guest treble charged]

I'd pay good money to see a staredown between Guy Stokes and Metal Ed.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Guy's head would explode.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Czech Republic]

let's get Dutha Rose for color commentary.

[Guest Kinetic]

Call me crazy, but I think verbal sparring would make a lot more sense in this case. It would also mean guaranteed victory for Metal Ed, baby.

 

ROCK AND ROLL FOREVA!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Let's just have Kinetic fight Davy in the first debate, then Ed v. Guy, then a tag match.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kinetic]

I also think Jimm Ross should be involved in some way, just as long as he doesn't send Metal Ed down to OVW.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

You want Jimm Ross? You're getting Jimm Ross!

[Guest Sandman9000]

Exploding Barbed Wire Cage? I'm there!