Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 A fight to the death between... Metal Ed and... Guy Stokes.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Metal Ed can't be killed. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 No, Ed wins by blowing Guy away with the ROCK BOX~! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Marshall Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Metal Ed may be stronger than Guy, but Guy can outsmart Ed.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Just wanted to let you guys know... not only Metal Ed never die, but Punk Princess volunteers her services for... ummm... ring announcing or tramping around in a skimpy bikini or something.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 If we're lucky we can get Guy and his dad Dallas to return for one last battle, taking on Metal Ed and his Rock Box.
Guest Marshall Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Will Ed call Guy out? This is a freaky ass thread.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 I will offer my services as THE(non-gimmick)MAN!! to be the ref if it's a fight, the moderator for a debate, or CNN viewer for an all-out war between Ladies Men and Mullet Gods. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest treble charged Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 The question is, however, does either Ed or Guy say, "Sah"? Because if they do, the other one had better watch out.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 If Metal Ed has a mullet, which I think he does, he wins. We must fear and respect the mullet.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 The question is, however, does either Ed or Guy say, "Sah"? Because if they do, the other one had better watch out. I don't get it
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Me either. I was hoping someone would elaborate. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 "Sah" as in "sir" as in "You disrespected my lady's honah, sah! Ah must challenged you to a duel!"
Metal Ed Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Guy Stokes...Metal Ed is callin' you out!
Guest DeputyHawk Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 crack his skull, dude. he says mullets are for losers or fags.
Guest kingkamala Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 I'll be the time keeper for this special bout how 'bout if the match ends in a draw, next month you'll fight in an exploding barbed wire cage match
Guest treble charged Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 "Sah" as in "sir" as in "You disrespected my lady's honah, sah! Ah must challenged you to a duel!" Yup, and I didn't steal that from the Simpson's, if that's what you're thinking.
Metal Ed Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 I'm comin' to get you, Guy. You might think you hear somethin in the distance...it might sound like the opening chords of "Sweet Child O' Mine" being played at maximum volume...and then you'll know it's time. Metal Ed could come at you from any direction. My Trans Am is a rockin' beast, a versatile whoop ass machine. It might come into play. You never know. I might look kinda funny on account of my head bein' bandaged up after the toaster incident, but I'm a dangerous sumbitch. I'm gonna crack your skull, Guy, just like that toaster cracked mine. You're gonna find out who the rockinest dude in Wausau is....the hard way.
Guest treble charged Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 I'd pay good money to see a staredown between Guy Stokes and Metal Ed.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Guy's head would explode. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 let's get Dutha Rose for color commentary.
Guest Kinetic Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Call me crazy, but I think verbal sparring would make a lot more sense in this case. It would also mean guaranteed victory for Metal Ed, baby. ROCK AND ROLL FOREVA!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Let's just have Kinetic fight Davy in the first debate, then Ed v. Guy, then a tag match. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kinetic Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 I also think Jimm Ross should be involved in some way, just as long as he doesn't send Metal Ed down to OVW.
Guest The Czech Republic Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 You want Jimm Ross? You're getting Jimm Ross!
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Exploding Barbed Wire Cage? I'm there!
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