SWF Smarkdown Card (September 9, 2002)

[Guest HVilleThugg]

SWF Smarkdown

The Card

Venue: Skyreach Centre in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Due Date: 12pm Central Time, Monday, September 9th

Send Promos To: BA_Baracus

 

 

PROMO: Words from our brand now SWF World Champion, El Luchadore Magnifico! ELM defeated his friend and Carnie comrade, Edwin MacPhisto, on Storm, so there’s plenty for ELM to discuss here. What is the status of his relationship with Edwin? Has this defeat sent Edwin off the deep end like Raynor? What is the status of the Midnight Carnival? Will it finally fold like The Clan? How can Edwin and ELM coexist with the title between them? How does ELM feel to be among the elite 2-time World Champions such as Hville Thugg, Mark Stevens, and Rane? Why does it smell like ass in Canada? ELM will answer all that and more at the top of our show on Monday! Should be a big event…check your local listings for time and channel!

 

 

Singles Match

Mercury vs. Tom Flesher

- On Storm, Flesher managed to hold onto his Light-Heavyweight Title with a win over Annie Eclectic, meanwhile Mercury fell just short in losing to Chris Raynor. Mercury has really been looking to get on track lately as he seems like the lost member of the Magnificent 7, and with old heads like Divefire and Tyler McLelland running around getting all the press, Mercury wants everyone to remember that he too was one of the top guys in the fed. He’ll attempt to prove why he’s still one of the best on Monday when he takes on Tom Flesher, who has to be worried about whether or not the un-booked Tod deKindes will get involved.

- Word Limit: 3500

- Send to HVilleThugg

 

 

Singles Match

Xero vs. Frost

- Xero and Ash Ketchum have certainly found themselves knee-deep in a feud with the tag champs, Frost and TNT, and Danny Williams. Ketchum and Xero appear to lining themselves up for a shot at the tag title somewhere down the road, but before that can happen, Xero must first survive the cold winter that is the Monster Frost.

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send to BA_Baracus

 

 

No DQ - Handicapped Match

X Force 9 {Ash Ketchum & Renegade} vs. Chris Wilson

- Hmmm…it seems that Sarah’s been dabbling in the booking again, and somehow managed to get this match made. On Storm, Annie Eclectic revealed herself to be a spy for M7’s leader, Chris Wilson. Together, they left poor LDP in a heap in the parking lot, and when Ketchum got word of this, he immediately went looking for Wilson. Chris and Annie had already gone out to celebrate at some restaurant, so Ash immediately went to his business associate, Sarah Leavenworth, demanding Wilson’s head. Sarah managed to get this match booked as Wilson will soon be going up against the legend, Divefire, who happens to be aligned with the commissioner. So, I suppose that Stubby was happy to help Sarah this time, as it benefits him and doesn’t conflict with any of his other interests. But, Stubby warned Sarah that he will not be subject to her female whims and won’t be hearing too many more booking suggestions from the diva.

- Match Rules: DQ and countout rules are not in effect. Renegade and Ash Ketchum do not have to tag in or out and both can be in the ring at the same time. Wilson need only pin on XF9 member to win.

- Word Limit: 4500

- Send to Suicide King

 

 

Singles Match

Chris Raynor vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- Chris Raynor is all out of sorts these days, as he has turned his back on Edwin MacPhisto and the Midnight Carnival. He has become hated by the fans and wrestlers alike, and has really been nothing but a disruptive bitch backstage. The Internet rumors are that the 4-time tag team champion is on the verge of losing his job due to his backstage behavior…all stemming from a disturbing tape of Edwin. Meanwhile, one half of the tag team champions looks to be on a collision course with a newly formed team of convenience, Xero and Ash Ketchum. However, TNT is also looking to make a name for himself as a singles competitor. Thusly, he lept at this chance when his stable leader, Chris Wilson asked him to take on Raynor. The reasons, who knows…it could be because Wilson doesn’t trust Raynor, or it could be that Wilson doesn’t trust TNT. Or it could be that these two asked for this match since Raynor failed to show up for their first scheduled fight. It could be that they requested the match and the booking team couldn’t find the history to explain the match, so they rambled on for a bit hoping that no one would notice.

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send to HvilleThugg

 

 

Singles Match

Sacred vs. The Boston Strangler

- On Storm, Strangler and Wilson took a tough loss to Divefire and Bo, as Wilson left the Superstation to be pinned. Stubby is attempting to nip any kind of retaliation from Strangler in the bud by sending Sacred to destroy the large M7 member. Sacred’s match on Storm, for some reason, went unbroadcasted…but Stubby has assured the Aussie that won’t happen this time and that he should take his frustrations out on Strangler in the only way he knows how…insane violence.

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send to BA_Baracus

 

 

MAIN EVENT

Handicapped Tag Team Match

Silent/Thoth vs. Creative Control {Lerrin Breggan, Jay Dawg, & Perfect Bo}

- On Storm, Thoth barged into Stubby’s office intending to prove a point to the SWF Commissioner in the form of a gauntlet match, pitting himself against CC’s massive three. However, in an unexpected turn of events, Silent came barging in (talking about his match with Sacred that didn’t exactly happen), and declared that the match was no longer a gauntlet match, but instead, a handicapped tag team match. Old friends/enemies, Silent and Thoth will team up out of convenience as they try to take out the SWF’s new pecking order, Creative Control. Now that The Clan has broken up and with the tension that has been radiating between Silent and Thoth, will they be able to work together against a common enemy? Or, will their own egos and agendas get in the way of the bigger goal? Methinks whatever the outcome, it’s sure to be gold.

- Match Rules: DQ and countout rules are in effect. Both teams must tag in and out like a normal tag match, with only one member of each team in the ring at one time.

NOTE: Bo can’t write for Smarkdowns, so it’s up to Breggan and JD from CC.

- Word Limit: 5500

- Send to Suicide King

[Guest Renegade]

Being a no DQ handicap match im presuming its no tag then?

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Try writing your matches for this one people.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Nice card, and that main event is going to be.... hmmm, interesting. All around great stuff and I can't wait to hear what ELM says because.... I'm still saying "Holy Shit" as we speak. Beating Edwin is like... I dunno, finding a hundred dollar bill on the street. And then having <insert attractive celebrity here> appear out of thin air to sex you up. Wow.

 

-Annie

[Guest redbaron51]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Try writing your matches for this one people.

 

Mothernature says..."

i know i will write

 

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

No match for your former champ? Show me some love, dammit!

 

Oh, wait--this is a GOOD thing. Thank you, Thugg, for somehow telepathically being aware of the fact that I'm sooo swamped with work right now.

 

I'm really excited about the opening promo, cause I want direction Mag goes with this--he's been champ before, but never as a face. Main event should be stellar if everyone can get their act together, and I'm excited about Raynor/TNT--they're evil and explosive, and it's gonna get craaaaazy!

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Muhaha....fun, fun. Nifty card with quality descriptions, buuut...

 

Breggan, JD and Bo are the new pecking order of the SWF? That one got some uncontrollable laughter. Muhahahahahaha!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

THere you go Renegade. The rules are on the card.

 

Da "a few minor fixes" H

[Guest Renegade]

Thanka you Thugg. Now i have to wait for Ash to show up.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Is it just me, or is the only thing better than Stubby's old avatar his new avatar?

 

Oh, and good match for me...but ugh...first I need to do sooooo muuuuuch schooooool wooooork.

[Guest redbaron51]

0_o

 

frost again

[Guest Muzz]

Die, Wilson.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Yeah... don't you see Muzz... we haven't won one big profile match as a stablethen done jack squat since... so we can't be the top group... because you know... it's Wilson.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

No no, you got it all wrong, JD. You haven't won a high profile match as a group or in singles, like, ever. Your group consists of Muzz, a potential awesome main eventer-type, a homoerotic chronic no-shower, a hardcore champion with impressive defenses against Annie and Ash and a "top heel" that lost to a JLer.

 

I think TNT summed it up best in chat last night when he basically broke it down to the Carnival, with 3 members, ownz j00, XF9 ownz you, M7 owns you, and even though they broke up, i suppose the Clan still owns you, too.

 

Snoochie boochies, JD!

[Guest Ace309]

Ex Clannie checking in, to say we 0wn j00.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Yeah... that potential top heel who lost to a JLer and Divefire sure whooped your ass on Storm.

[Guest Muzz]

Whoops, I seemed to have banned TNT for a rather large extent of time.

 

Hope I don't have my finger slip again, wouldn't want to ban anyone else...

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Whoops, I seemed to have banned TNT for a rather large extent of time.

 

Hope I don't have my finger slip again, wouldn't want to ban anyone else...

Ahem.

 

*Kills Muzz*

 

Ah...sweet revenge.

[Guest Muzz]

Well whaddya know, I'm still alive.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

...uh...

 

*rapes Muzz's mother while he forces Muzz to watch, then locks him in a basement, feeding him nothing but smashed up potato chip crumbs for days on end, until Muzz finally succumbs to shouting "I AM AN ASSCLOOOOWN!" over and over*

 

Uh...ahem, I'll get killed for that, but still...die.

[Guest Muzz]

Crusen unbanned you, ya know.

 

You're gonna die anyway.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"CC is the best stable because I said so.

 

Mothernature says..."