The One and Only Confidelocity Thread

[Guest Trivia247]

I Wannnnna See the Beginning of Funaki Mania!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

"Who's that flyin through the air? R-E-Y Mysterio!!"

 

ahhhhhhhhh make the pain stop!!! doesn't Vince realize this is wrestlecrap and the less they recap it the better?

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Mr. & Mrs. Ass ... (*dies*)

[Guest Trivia247]

Kinda explains that who Ass man personna during and after the New Age outlaws.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Hahahaha Chuck got winded just trying to propose. Man digging out the love must have taken a lot out of him.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

But what about... "The ONE"?

 

EDIT: "Mommy, is Wolverine gay?"

[Guest Trivia247]

He's giving the Chuck away to Billy... interesting.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Damnit Rico is way too talented to be wasted on this crap.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

"First Ever Same Sex Wedding, this Thursday on Smackdown!" o good lord...this is all so unneccesarry...

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Well, YEAH, but... He must be involved! Because they fired Mike Sanders and everything...

 

Who would you rather sacrifice to this angle? Rico, or Sanders?

 

I say Rico, only because he's a lot older.

[Guest Trivia247]

well if you wanna tank a show.... Tank it with STYLE heh

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

are same sex marriages allowed in Minnesota? Tazz mentioned what if Ventura showed up. I wonder if that's foreshadowing?

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

It's all in the style, radiating heat.... Killing your show...

 

I can't wait until this disease spreads to RAW.

 

EDIT: Aren't they only legal in, like, Vermont? ...

 

F-N-K~!

[Guest Trivia247]

The Crowd Popping for Funaki....

 

 

INDEED!!!!!

[Guest Nevermortal]

EVERYBODY

 

LOVES

 

FUNAKI

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Funaki!!!!!! Funakimania is running wild!!! Everybody Loves Funaki!!!

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Wow, Mike Awesome. How the mighty have fallen...

[Guest Trivia247]

And here's the Man who will give Funaki his first big win....POOOOOOOR Awesome.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Aww, lookit lil' Mikie Awesome...

 

What's the pattern on his tights?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

OMG FUNAKI~! He cuts a promo! My god...this is the greatest Velocity ever.

[Guest Trivia247]

Not exactly Gladiator vs Hayabusa is it..

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Tiny ECW chant! Weird... Where were they again?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

hmmm E C Dub chant. How about a F N K chant?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Funaki Chant! Ichiban!

[Guest Trivia247]

a Side Russian Legsweep out of a Running Powerslam

 

THE FUNAKI CHANT HAS STARTED!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Sounded like the same guys with the ECW chant. OH YEAH!

 

Funaki-mania is runnin' wild~!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Mike Awesome isn't looking that bad tonight.

 

Yessssssss Funaki wins!!!

[Guest Trivia247]

there better be some angle with Awesome's losing streak.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Well, that match was certainly worth my time. Everyone loves Funaki. Indeed.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Said angle will culminate when Awesome is fired, due to cost overruns.