Is MrRant A Bigot?

[Guest papacita]

::returns and bashes AS with a chair, then puts the boots to him::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(doesn't know what the hell your problem is, KJ and CC are already tailgating in Lambeau's parking lot.)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

*spears TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion*

Persons, persons. Strap-ons are so '80s.

 

Lessons on improving technique are being given in the convent one week after the Holy Day.

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS' car really crashed into the stadium, and the damage has caused the game tomorrow to be canceled.::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Eh? Oh yeah, I forgot you aren't a wrestling fan. A spear is a tackle, not a penetration.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest bob_barron]

(doesn't know what the hell your problem is, KJ and CC are already tailgating in Lambeau's parking lot.)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

GO PACKERS!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(beats the holy hell out of AS for causing the sacrificial beating of Atlanta to be cancelled, then flies to Pittsburgh and tears Angle's quad, causing all of his matches to be cancelled)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

 

EDIT: I've noticed that Bob is good people.

[Guest Anglesault]

::GASP::

 

::rips apart a cheesehead::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(having done irreparable damage to AS's psyche, laughs along with CC)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Eh? Oh yeah, I forgot you aren't a wrestling fan. A spear is a tackle, not a penetration.

I prefer my interpretation.

 

Classes to be held as scheduled throughout the day. No spectators, but a tape will be made available to the flock for general edification.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Just for the record.....Go Packers!

[Guest Anglesault]

::Flies to tampa, takes a sledgehammer, ruins Edge's sgoulder, and tears HIS quad::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(KJ wonders what CC looks like, even though he's been beating AS down like a bitch for a while now. SPEARS~! AS as a tribute to Edge)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

Eh? Oh yeah, I forgot you aren't a wrestling fan. A spear is a tackle, not a penetration.

I prefer my interpretation.

 

Classes to be held as scheduled throughout the day. No spectators, but a tape will be made available to the flock for general edification.

Hmm.. send me that tape. Make sure you bend her over the bed because that is always really hot.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Your parish secretary says you're scheduled to be present, Reverend. You have to, uh, officiate over the ceremonies.

[Guest Anglesault]

(KJ wonders what CC looks like, even though he's been beating AS down like a bitch for a while now. SPEARS~! AS as a tribute to Edge)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

::Turns the Spear into a DDT::

[Guest MrRant]

Your parish secretary says you're scheduled to be present, Reverend. You have to, uh, officiate over the ceremonies.

Woo Boy! Let me get my whistle.... and the umm... "accessories".

[Guest CanadianChick]

*spears AS while he is DDT's KJ, thus saving KJ and spearing AS at the same time*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(no-sells the DDT, poses, spits water, pantses AS and pedigrees him through a table)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Anglesault]

::Angleslams CC and Belly to Belly's KJ. puts them on top of eachother all 69 like and climbs to the top rope and nails a SaltSault on his two prone victims.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(recovers from the SaltSault and burns AS's house down)

 

IT'S ON LIKE NECKBONE NOW, BAYBEE~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

(*reads what marney was writing and wants to call security now*)

[Guest Anglesault]

(recovers from the SaltSault and burns AS's house down)

 

IT'S ON LIKE NECKBONE NOW, BAYBEE~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

::Watches neighbors house burn in flames. Ignites packer's equiptment room::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(has apparently scared everyone away, now that they see he has no problem with doing whatever it takes to win)

 

(wonders why CC ran off too without him ever getting to see what she looked like)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest CanadianChick]

*CC went to bed...well now she is*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(kills the people AS knows and loves and uses their skin to make a funny hat)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

::Piledrives Kotzen into a table full of superior Bears merchandise::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(no-sells the piledriver, burns the Bears merchandise and destroys Soldier Field)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: I must admit that was pretty funny though.

[Guest alfdogg]

*gets done taking his INTENSE~! ice bath, but tears his quad trying to get out of the tub*

[Guest Anglesault]

::sneaks up behind Kotzenjunge and rolls him up with a weak cradle. The referee counts the three to get the final win in this mess.::