Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 (is mad at losing based on a cradle and takes it out with a sledgehammer post-match. In the end, KJ won, since he, you know, injured, killed and burned all that was important to AS's life) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Anglesault Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 ::Is still the IMRAB Champion, though. Besides, everyone I know and love is in NY, so I don't know who the fuck you found in Green Bay. Technicalities rule!::
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 (Hey, I went to Pittsburgh, Green Bay, and Tampa Bay! Why not New York? Besides, you followed me around) (in his great moment of victory, poses, tears quad) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Anglesault Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 AS and Clarence Mason come out CM: it should be noted, that according to the prematch contract, my client now has the "services" of CanadianChick for 30 days.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Is AngleSault going to die?
Guest MrRant Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 :: Grabs KJ and DDT's him not through wussy cheese... but an authentic Chicago style pizza:: ::Then while blinded MrRant steals his Packer gear and burns it in an effogy (sp) as Brett Farve reveals that he is the Higher Power and they form the Packer-Ministry::
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Oh hellllllllllllllls no! I got them services for 30 days! Clarence Mason can go piss up a rope. Any other females on the board want in? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Anglesault Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 ::Knocks KJ out and uses his hand to sign that he agrees to the contract that he ALREADY signed.::
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 I sign NO contracts... but then again, I AM unconscious... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Flyboy Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 ... *sits in a corner and watches the mayhem*
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 (*stop twitching and attacks Flyboy*) Eh... This was *so* last night.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 (*hits flyboy up wit mah kung-fu death grip*) WOMAN, BE QUIET !!! (*goes to therapy*)
Guest alfdogg Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 *becomes friends with the Clique* *coincidentally "earns" push shortly after*
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 You "earned" a pushed from the Clique? Yeech.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 To keep with the topic... (WARNING, WILL BE OFFENSIVE) If Mr. Rant is a bigot, then I've got an idea for his subtitle: MrRant: hung like a Klan rally! But he isn't a bigot, so I guess this was fairly silly and probably pissed a lot of people off. How can one be a racist? Black people are so cool!!!! White dudes are LAME. Just look at me for evidence... er, of the white guy part. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MrRant Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 I would probably be murdered for that lol.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Hey, racism can be funny as long as it's so overblown that it can't be taken seriously. An idea like putting all minorities in a rocket to the sun, for example, is so absurd that it's funny, despite it being very racist. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest MrRant Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 As George Carlin said: "Its all in how a joke is constucted and what the exageration (sp) is. Even rape can be funny.... picture this... picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. "
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 EXACTLY!!!! (marks for Carlin references) Ol' Georgie always says it best. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest J*ingus Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 ::In order to fully derail the thread, the monster JINGUS somehow breaks out of the OAOAST folder, comes to this one, ClawSlams everybody, and uses his SUPER MOD POWERS~! to get Bischoff to hand him a title belt.::
Guest Anglesault Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 ::Uses his status as founder of the OAOAST and Jingus' e-fed boss to take the belt back::
Guest alfdogg Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 ::Kicks AS in the nuts and pins him to unify the belts::
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 :::: uses MOD POWERS to nullify the pin and return the belt to AS and turn heel :::: BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! :::: poses and spits water ::::
Guest Anglesault Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 ::brings out Mini-Alf, puts him in the Salt and Pepper. Mini-Alf taps out.:: Wahoo!
Guest alfdogg Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 < I PITY THE FOOL WHO SCREWS WITH ALFDOGG!!! *T lays the beatdown on everyone in the thread*
Guest alfdogg Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 *has mini-scuffle with APO backstage and gives him a black eye* *suspects that Agnes was in on the screwjob as well*
Guest Anglesault Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Okay, now you have to go insane and blame APO for each and every bad hair day you've had.
Guest alfdogg Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 *tries to contact dead relatives*
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