Guest cartman Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed: Who's better in YOUR opinion... Billy Idol or Eminem? I ask this because last night a friend of mine referred to Idol as the Eminem of the 80's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Dear Metal Ed: How can I get Marney to be my baby's momma? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Addy Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed, I cant stand high school. My attendance has been below 50%! What do you advise me to do to make my schooling adventure more fun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Ed: Any truth to the rumour that Test will be playing you in an upcoming TV movie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metal Ed 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Hey Metal Ed, Don't put me on your list or nothing, but I'm ashamed to say I only own one Van Halen album, a vinyl copy of 1984 that I can't play now 'cuz my needle's busted. What other Van Halen albums do you recommend? Which one has the "Ice Cream Man" song on it, I love that song! "Ice Cream Man" is on their first album. I think that one's called Van Halen. I figure you should have all of em. Maybe not some of that pussy Sammy Hagar shit, but anything with Diamond Dave oughta have you bangin' your head pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Eddy (Can I call you Eddy?) If you can change places with one person currently living today, who would it be and why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jimmy no nose Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed, I saw your earlier post about Skid Row being your favorite band(one of mine too), so I was wondering, what is your favorite Skid Row song? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed, what's your reaction to people refering to you as "The Brock Lesnar of the Smart Marks message board"? Noted similarities... - new guy - no heat - sub-par quality - lackluster gimmick - flash in the pan your reaction? Metal Ed Bif Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Who besmirched his name by calling him Brock Lesnar? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed: What pick-up lines do you use on the chicks? I figure if I "borrow" a few of them, I might get lucky, if you know what I mean ;) I mean sex, BTW... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed- When did you first look at yourself and go: Damn- I need a mullet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed: What pick-up lines do you use on the chicks? I figure if I "borrow" a few of them, I might get lucky, if you know what I mean ;) I mean sex, BTW... I think you need Guy Stokes to answer that one. But Guy's dead so he can't. Yep, Guy got mixed up with some bad dudes. He owed money to a lot of dealers. He tried to raise the cash by doing porn and even a little gay porn. But it wasn't enough and they killed him! Even Dallas Stokes couldn't save him. Please pay your respects to Guy by making love to a beautiful woman, its what Guy would of wanted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 8, 2002 Guess the timing of my temporary sig was pretty good then. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 8, 2002 And who are these people that say Kylie is not hot? A pox on their houses! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 8, 2002 And who are these people that say Kylie is not hot? A pox on their houses! You got me, but hell, she's good looking enough to get me uncharacteristically drooling over a "hot chick". You could say I can't get her out of my head! By the by, when did you hit 3000 posts? Congrats bro! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 8, 2002 I knew I picked the right picture to put in my sig. There were plenty of others, but this one is by far the best. Oh, and those wishing poxes on people, welcome to my world, enjoy your stay. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Metal_Ted Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Skid Row! Skid Row?!?! My little bro likes Skid Row? What the hell? Did I not bring you up better then that Ed? I shared with you some of the greatest bands in the world! Ozzy, KISS, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden! and this is how you repay me? I never got that! Skid Row my ass! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Two Metal Brothers? Two? TWO? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Methinks there's someone trying to ride the mullet of Ed's success. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 9, 2002 So who is he? Any mods wanna tell us? 'Cause this guy won't be as fun as Metal Ed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted September 9, 2002 i don't care, cause it's fuckin' funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Metal_Ted Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Don't get me wrong, Ed's a pretty bitchin dude, I taught him everything I know, but sometimes he can do some stupid stuff. Course then again I was the cause of sum of dem mistakes, but that's not the point I'm trying to make. Hey Eddy, remember that time at the creek? Whoo Doggy! I thought I'd never see frogs fly so high! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Hmm, Ted is dumber than Ed. "sum?" Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Interesting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Metal_Ted Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Hey Hey Hey! I'm not dumb! Us Bonham Boys may not be smart like you high folootin' Norman Einstein types, but gimme a break! Just wait till I'm a big rock star, and then y'all will see Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted September 9, 2002 i'm just waiting for the mom, metal edna, to show up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 9, 2002 So, will dad be Metal Ned? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Metal_Ted Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Hey man, don't be making fun of my parents! I love my parents! Even tho dad wanted me to cut my hair and join the Army. But I'll show him when I'm up on stage, rockin' in front of 10 thousand million people with my guitar. I got a real purty guitar too man! It fucking rocks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 9, 2002 So that's what happened to my old two-string acoustic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted September 9, 2002 Kylie looks yummy in that pic.... she looked horrid in Kotzen's sig pic. That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
