Guest cartman Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed: Who's better in YOUR opinion... Billy Idol or Eminem? I ask this because last night a friend of mine referred to Idol as the Eminem of the 80's
Guest Flyboy Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Dear Metal Ed: How can I get Marney to be my baby's momma?
Guest Addy Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed, I cant stand high school. My attendance has been below 50%! What do you advise me to do to make my schooling adventure more fun?
Guest treble charged Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Ed: Any truth to the rumour that Test will be playing you in an upcoming TV movie?
Metal Ed Posted September 8, 2002 Author Report Posted September 8, 2002 Hey Metal Ed, Don't put me on your list or nothing, but I'm ashamed to say I only own one Van Halen album, a vinyl copy of 1984 that I can't play now 'cuz my needle's busted. What other Van Halen albums do you recommend? Which one has the "Ice Cream Man" song on it, I love that song! "Ice Cream Man" is on their first album. I think that one's called Van Halen. I figure you should have all of em. Maybe not some of that pussy Sammy Hagar shit, but anything with Diamond Dave oughta have you bangin' your head pretty good.
Guest crandamaniac Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Eddy (Can I call you Eddy?) If you can change places with one person currently living today, who would it be and why?
Guest jimmy no nose Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed, I saw your earlier post about Skid Row being your favorite band(one of mine too), so I was wondering, what is your favorite Skid Row song?
Guest BifEverchad Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed, what's your reaction to people refering to you as "The Brock Lesnar of the Smart Marks message board"? Noted similarities... - new guy - no heat - sub-par quality - lackluster gimmick - flash in the pan your reaction? Metal Ed Bif
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Who besmirched his name by calling him Brock Lesnar? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed: What pick-up lines do you use on the chicks? I figure if I "borrow" a few of them, I might get lucky, if you know what I mean ;) I mean sex, BTW...
Guest bob_barron Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed- When did you first look at yourself and go: Damn- I need a mullet
Guest Marshall Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Metal Ed: What pick-up lines do you use on the chicks? I figure if I "borrow" a few of them, I might get lucky, if you know what I mean ;) I mean sex, BTW... I think you need Guy Stokes to answer that one. But Guy's dead so he can't. Yep, Guy got mixed up with some bad dudes. He owed money to a lot of dealers. He tried to raise the cash by doing porn and even a little gay porn. But it wasn't enough and they killed him! Even Dallas Stokes couldn't save him. Please pay your respects to Guy by making love to a beautiful woman, its what Guy would of wanted.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 Guess the timing of my temporary sig was pretty good then. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 And who are these people that say Kylie is not hot? A pox on their houses!
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 And who are these people that say Kylie is not hot? A pox on their houses! You got me, but hell, she's good looking enough to get me uncharacteristically drooling over a "hot chick". You could say I can't get her out of my head! By the by, when did you hit 3000 posts? Congrats bro!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 8, 2002 Report Posted September 8, 2002 I knew I picked the right picture to put in my sig. There were plenty of others, but this one is by far the best. Oh, and those wishing poxes on people, welcome to my world, enjoy your stay. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Metal_Ted Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Skid Row! Skid Row?!?! My little bro likes Skid Row? What the hell? Did I not bring you up better then that Ed? I shared with you some of the greatest bands in the world! Ozzy, KISS, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden! and this is how you repay me? I never got that! Skid Row my ass!
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Two Metal Brothers? Two? TWO?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Methinks there's someone trying to ride the mullet of Ed's success. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 So who is he? Any mods wanna tell us? 'Cause this guy won't be as fun as Metal Ed.
Guest godthedog Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 i don't care, cause it's fuckin' funny.
Guest Metal_Ted Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Don't get me wrong, Ed's a pretty bitchin dude, I taught him everything I know, but sometimes he can do some stupid stuff. Course then again I was the cause of sum of dem mistakes, but that's not the point I'm trying to make. Hey Eddy, remember that time at the creek? Whoo Doggy! I thought I'd never see frogs fly so high!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Hmm, Ted is dumber than Ed. "sum?" Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Metal_Ted Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Hey Hey Hey! I'm not dumb! Us Bonham Boys may not be smart like you high folootin' Norman Einstein types, but gimme a break! Just wait till I'm a big rock star, and then y'all will see
Guest godthedog Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 i'm just waiting for the mom, metal edna, to show up.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 So, will dad be Metal Ned?
Guest Metal_Ted Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Hey man, don't be making fun of my parents! I love my parents! Even tho dad wanted me to cut my hair and join the Army. But I'll show him when I'm up on stage, rockin' in front of 10 thousand million people with my guitar. I got a real purty guitar too man! It fucking rocks!
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 So that's what happened to my old two-string acoustic...
Guest Flyboy Posted September 9, 2002 Report Posted September 9, 2002 Kylie looks yummy in that pic.... she looked horrid in Kotzen's sig pic. That is all.
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