Most Useless Posters

[Guest swan]

I thought I was going to get flamed for the comment but I have come to realize people where sitting there snickering. The guy just really rubs me the wrong way.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I thought I was going to get flamed for the comment but I have come to realize people where sitting there snickering. The guy just really rubs me the wrong way.

He rubs everyone the wrong way

[Guest Incandenza]

Has anyone been to that message board he has? It's alternately hilarious and pathetic, but judge for yourself.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

bwahahahahahahaha

 

I'm tempted to join for flaming purposes...but i don't want to sully me good name by joining that place.

[Guest Incandenza]

I love the poem he wrote for Rachel (aka AICC on this board):

 

Her name is Rachel

She's a fan of wrestling

Her favorite is Undertaker

Who she says is hot

 

Her favorite music is heavy metal

She loves Metallica

Lita she looks like

And she's just as hot

 

The Dallas Stars are her team

Ed Belfour is her man

She loves all men

All except 1....Dan

 

3 beautiful words describe Rachel

Loving, sweet, and caring

Rachel you're the best

And I love you, yes I do

 

Why this hasn't been anthologized and and taught in poetry classes in all the colleges and universities of North America, I'll never understand.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I love the poem he wrote for Rachel (aka AICC on this board):

 

Her name is Rachel

She's a fan of wrestling

Her favorite is Undertaker

Who she says is hot

 

Her favorite music is heavy metal

She loves Metallica

Lita she looks like

And she's just as hot

 

The Dallas Stars are her team

Ed Belfour is her man

She loves all men

All except 1....Dan

 

3 beautiful words describe Rachel

Loving, sweet, and caring

Rachel you're the best

And I love you, yes I do

 

Why this hasn't been anthologized and and taught in poetry classes in all the colleges and universities of North America, I'll never understand.

lmao.

 

Isn't he 21 and she's 16 though? that's just...wrong

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Her name is Rachel

She's a fan of wrestling

Her favorite is Undertaker

Who she says is hot

 

Her favorite music is heavy metal

She loves Metallica

Lita she looks like

And she's just as hot

 

The Dallas Stars are her team

Ed Belfour is her man

She loves all men

All except 1....Dan

 

3 beautiful words describe Rachel

Loving, sweet, and caring

Rachel you're the best

And I love you, yes I do

 

Why this hasn't been anthologized and and taught in poetry classes in all the colleges and universities of North America, I'll never understand.

I'm confused he seems to like her but yet he says:

 

Lita she looks like

And she's just as hot

 

Why would he ever insult a woman like that?

[Guest MarioLogan]

CWM, I feel discriminated against! I'm the most useless poster, all I ever talk about is John Tenta.

 

Oh well, I voted for Angle-Plex, he is the only person I know.

[Guest crandamaniac]

MarioLogan is still alive? Wow!

[Guest crandamaniac]

*is glad to see his name not on the list*

 

I have to say when Jeff started coming here, I seriously thought he was 14 yrs old. As far as I can tell he hasn't really done anything memorable, but he doesn't offend anybody, just quitely annoys people just by being there. And those damn emoticons he over-uses has got to go!

 

Oh CWM, I'm seriously considering joining his board for flaming purposes also, but would have to do so under a new name (See Avirl Invasion Thread for details)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*is glad to see his name not on the list*

 

I have to say when Jeff started coming here, I seriously thought he was 14 yrs old. As far as I can tell he hasn't really done anything memorable, but he doesn't offend anybody, just quitely annoys people just by being there. And those damn emoticons he over-uses has got to go!

 

Oh CWM, I'm seriously considering joining his board for flaming purposes also, but would have to do so under a new name (See Avirl Invasion Thread for details)

I did join because I was bored. I started the thread, "Could this board suck dick more?" or something to that affect.

[Guest Kinetic]

Her name is Rachel

She's a fan of wrestling

Her favorite is Undertaker

Who she says is hot

 

Her favorite music is heavy metal

She loves Metallica

Lita she looks like

And she's just as hot

 

The Dallas Stars are her team

Ed Belfour is her man

She loves all men

All except 1....Dan

 

3 beautiful words describe Rachel

Loving, sweet, and caring

Rachel you're the best

And I love you, yes I do

Good god. I get the impression that Jeff doesn't talk to a lot of girls in real life. Either way, it's nice to have something like this to completely justify how much I dislike him.

 

Although a poetry-writing vanilla geek could make a good gimmick poster. I'll put that one down in my notepad.

[Guest crandamaniac]

I did join because I was bored. I started the thread, "Could this board suck dick more?" or something to that affect.

I saw that. That board really creeps me out. Seems there are only 2 people who post there (guess who they are) and half of the posts is Jeff fawning over AICC. It's just creepy man.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

It is VERY creepy. Does anyone else get the feeling that Jeff is a stalker or something?

[Guest crandamaniac]

It is VERY creepy. Does anyone else get the feeling that Jeff is a stalker or something?

He reminds me of this guy I know. He always comes to the store and says he's looking for this one girl. He drives all over the town, and when he gets into the store parking lot, he drives up and down all the aisles looking for her. The creepy thing is this guy is 34 and the girl is 17

[Guest Kinetic]

Metal Ed just posted this poem there:

 

DJ Jeff

You ain't real bitchin

To kick your ass

I'm damn near itchin'

 

Your poetry is lame

And your smilies are ghey

You, sir, are the same

And I shall crack your skull one day

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Metal Ed ownz

[Guest Incandenza]

For more great poetry, check this out.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

u dont know what i go through everyday living my life in a fucking hole....deep inside my living hell i am trapped inside a fucking cage that wont let me loose from this horror and pain i suffer every single day of my life.

 

 

well THAT's disturbing

[Guest The Superstar]

OMG he stole my old Avril avatar! BASTARD!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

lol calm down Supershit.

[Guest alfdogg]

AFKA Taker-FUCK YOU TAKER-Mark™

Did I miss something?

[Guest DJ Jeff]

I voted for myself, since I'm pretty useless.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I was wondering that too...

[Guest Incandenza]

AFKA Taker-FUCK YOU TAKER-Mark™

Did I miss something?

Yeah, WTF?

[Guest LooseCannon]

I've counted three people who have posted in this thread, who we should have added to the list.  Here's a fun game: Try and guess who they are.

I hope one of them isn't me.

 

Oh, by the way, I never got the chance to compliment you on your "everyman" explanation of communism vs. capitalism in the "Most Controversial Posters" thread. I seriously understand it a lot better now, and hopefully if I ever take any political science classes in the future (which I hope I don't have to, because to put it simply, politics suck) I can have an even clearer explanation. By the way, this isn't sucking up, I really wanted to post this in the other thread but didn't feel like bumping it.

Nah, you weren't one of them Evenflow. You're one of the better posters around here. And thanks for the compliment on that post.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Well, I'm beating DJ Jeff now.

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Just for the record, I'm not here to argue with anyone. I'm cool with what everyone thinks.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Well, I'm beating DJ Jeff now.

Agnes Agnes Agnes, that's just sad

[Guest LooseCannon]

Just for the record, I'm not here to argue with anyone. I'm cool with what everyone thinks.

This is part of the reason that you're so fucking useless. You never do anything in any of your posts, except throw down an emoticon and say something lame. If you waltzed in here all guns blazing and started taking out suckas, I'd have more respect for you. As it is, I've never seen a post from you that was worth a damn. And you don't even have the sack to stick up for yourself. Fucking pathetic.