Storm Predictions

[Guest redbaron51]

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Annie Eclectic & Danny Williams

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Z

 

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Sacred

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Divefire vs. Mercury

 

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Xero vs. Perfect Bo & Lerrin Breggan

 

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

 

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

[Guest redbaron51]

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

Well i can't see JD jobbing this match, or TNT winning this match as well.

 

JD with the victory with the signapore cane

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Annie Eclectic & Danny Williams

 

My former partner teams up with a lesbian (go danny!), and i still have respect for Danny.

 

M7

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Z

 

Frost...because i do not want to be showed up

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Sacred

 

O_o dandy of a match....i'd say Sacred wins the match

 

SINGLES MATCH

Divefire vs. Mercury

 

? With a pathetic word limit, its hard to say who's going to win. I'd rather see both of them face each other on a PPV, because it would MOTY. Anywho Divefire should win

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Xero vs. Perfect Bo & Lerrin Breggan

 

Hopefully us....hopefully

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

 

Tom...tom should win

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

 

I want to see Y2Chris again...not them face each other

[Guest Ace309]

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- He's TNT, he's Dyn-o-mite.... Watch him exploooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooode~! TNT gets the Tilde-Bang Of Approval~!

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Annie Eclectic & Danny Williams

- Pete and Renegade have been in the bid'ness for a long time, but Annie and Williams have the ELBOW OF DOOM. I'll go with Danny Eclectic here~!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Z

- Frost is a hoss, but Z is a jobber. Hm. I'll go with Z to write his sack off and earn the Tilde-Bang Of Approval~!

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Sacred

- Sacred's a good writer, but ELM is consistently at the top. ELM~!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Divefire vs. Mercury

- Fire is hot. Mercury is liquid at room temperature. Hm. Divefire with the Tilde-Bang Of Approval~!

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Xero vs. Perfect Bo & Lerrin Breggan

- It looks like Bo's on his own here, and as consistent as he is, I'll have to go with Xero and Ash, because they'll randomly IM each other enough to come up with a great match plan completely serendipitously. ~!

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

- Barney's movie has meaning, but Football in the Groin has a football in the groin. Hm... I'll go with Jay Sherman to block~!

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

- Hey Mr. WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN~!

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Got overzealous there and had to fix the screen scroll~!

[Guest midnight_burn]

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

-> Dawg is too strong here, and will add another successful title defence to his record setting reign.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Annie Eclectic & Danny Williams

-> 4 good writers, but Danny shall prove the difference, Annie and Deathwish picking up the win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Z

-> Frost is seemingly unbeatable in these mid card singles contests, and i think that'll continue here with a win over Z.

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Sacred

-> ELM is the world champ and has all the momentum on his side here. As much as i'd like to predict Sacred, i'll have to go with Magnifico.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Divefire vs. Mercury

-> This should be very good, and i think Mercury can pull out the win here.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Xero vs. Perfect Bo & Lerrin Breggan

-> CC are too strong in this one, Bo and Lerrin get the win.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

-> Tod is great, but Tom doesn't seem to ever lose, and i think he'll keep the US belt with a win here. It'll be close though, and a Tod win souldn't surprise me.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

-> The battle of the Chrises, this should be a dandy. It's hard to pick, but i think Chris Raynor can topple the M7 leader in this one.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

What? No one is making predictions. Well, this is a lot easier to do than to write comments.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

-Open mouth insert cock, eh TNT? I think this will be a very interesting contrast of styles. JD is all about "serious hardcore" while TNT usually takes a more humorous approach. That will probably mean that it will come down to which ever tact the marker likes better. Personally, I like having a serious hardcore champion who very much prizes the belt. Also I don't want TNT to show me up by beating JD.

WINNER: JD

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Annie Eclectic & Danny Williams

-The Annie/Danny team is very intriguing and probably will work stiff as hell. Annie needs a win to establish herself as the new Mag7 member and to build the feud with her old stable.

WINNER: MAG7

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Z

-I should be writing this right now. I've got a game plan though. I think some of my best matches I've ever written have come against Z. I so love the character and he allows me show my humorous side which a badass monster like Frost usually doesn't allow for.

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Sacred

-I don't like the World Champ in the middle of the card, even if it is non-title. I say ELM really needs the win here to legitimize himself and probably re-energize the Carnie vs. CC feud. With what he's shown recently, it might not be too hard to get.

WINNER: ELM

 

SINGLES MATCH

Divefire vs. Mercury

-I guess Divefire, because Merc only seems to show up every full moon and during Yom Kippor.

WINNER: DIVEFIRE

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Xero vs. Perfect Bo & Lerrin Breggan

-I expect this to be the team to get the next tag title shot. Which do I mean? Wouldn't you like to know. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (although astute readers will know that Ash won a tag title shot off of me a week ago.) I think Ash and Xero really need the win here and reports do have Breggan AWOL.

WINNER: XF XERO

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

-This match should rock nine universes and I smell a much bigger pay off on the horizon. So that means logical booking says the heel goes over here so the face goes over bigger later, or maybe Tod wants to be a five time champ or whatever the hell he's up to now. I say the match of the night and damn close to call.

WINNER: PUSH

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

-I know Wilson wanted to hang around and leave with Gensis, but with his busy schedule and problems in writing and showing, he should have left last month. Probably something he doesn't already know and I do look for him to put in a good effort at the ppv. Raynor looks to be starting a roll and a win here would really help to boost him. Wilson gets a housewife named Susan MacGillutty of Pierre, South Dakota to write his match for him.

WINNER: RAYNOR

[Guest chirs3]

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

---> Hrm... I prefer TNT's matches, cause I likes da humor, but I gotta agree with Frosty - Serious Hardcore usually wins out.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Annie Eclectic & Danny Williams

 

---> Oof... Longdogger Pete has the second best name in the fed, but a team with rhyming first names is too good to pass up. AnnieDanny to win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Z

 

---> If he writes, I think Z can pull off the upset...

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Sacred

 

---> Hrm... While I just looooooooove being in the main event, I kinda agree maybe Mags/Sacred should been up there. But no matter. I'd bet on Mags, but there's always the chance Sacred will bust out some phat matchage.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Divefire vs. Mercury

 

---> Divefire because Merc PH3@rZ showing!

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Xero vs. Perfect Bo & Lerrin Breggan

 

---> Ash and Xero. Because I (heart) Ash. (not like that)

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

 

---> Owie... Tod DeKindes has the third best name in the WF, but this is Flesher, man... Flesher! This is too close to call for me.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

 

---> Some people have pegged Wilson not to show... I hope he does. Please, even just a haiku, or a limerick. Something! Anywho, I've got some neat stuff planned, so hopefully it'll be alright if he doesn't.

[Guest Drew_K]

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

- TNT is gonna be the shortest reigning champ of something other than the US belt, if he wins this, casue that'd piss JD off something fierce, and as much as I like insulting both of these guys, TNT writes himself a fine match especially when his confidence is down, and JD is the new king of hardcore. That said, JD could probably move right up the card if he dropped the Hardcore, and TNT is already a Tag Champ, and easily a contender for bigger things. I guess what I'm saying is, I want Crash Holly to run in and win this. But if I have to pick, I'll say TNT with the surprise win.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Renegade vs. Annie Eclectic & Danny Williams

 

- Hmmm..... Stable that needs a win, and two members OF a stable, both of whom could use a win. Annie moreso, however. I'm a fan of most everything LDP does, and Renegade did beat me, not so long ago, for the SJL world title. Annie is entertaining, and she's always got the spirit, and Danny has THE ELBOWS~! And since I predict everything but main events, I'm gonna have to give a vote for this one to team M7. If only because of Danny's recent tag matches.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Z

 

- Ooooh. Two guys for whom I mark out like a three year old watching the Ultimate Warrior talk to his hand. Frost is a hoss, a monster, a force, and all that good stuff you use to describe the big man. Z is, in my opinion, pure talent, when he writes. I have a feeling Z will write for this, and I could appreciate either guy getting the duke, but I think Z needs this win right now to cement himself as a valuable leader of los carnivale. So I'll go with Z. This one has MOTN possibilities, for sure.

 

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Sacred

 

- No Luchadore in the main event? But... but... he's the world champ. I mean, what kind of world champ fights in the middle of the car..... oh, nevermind. I suspect ELM is more motivated than I was for my recent middle of the card match, and he will unlike I, have no partner to work with, and no problems with the movesets. Sacred can beat just about anyone, when he's really on, and he's a fantasic writer. Still, I gotta say save the drama for yo mama, cause I'm expecting ELM will pack more than enough into his winning match anyway. Sorry, Sacred.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Divefire vs. Mercury

 

- Ummm...... Well, Mercury rarely wrestles. And Divefire I know almost nothing about. In my shortest pick of the night, I'll go with Divefire. Just 'cause.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Xero vs. Perfect Bo & Lerrin Breggan

 

- Ash and Xero need this win, and both write remarkably well, although Ash's record IS sorta hit and miss. Still, I do like both guys characters, and have no doubt they'll put out a heck of an effort. On the other side, we have Lerrin Breggan, who never quite lived up to his hype, and seems to be no-showing a bit. Of course, I want to clarify, I still know just how talented Lerrin is, and think his hype was at best only a small step above his skill. Bo writes wicked matches, has a great character (As a heel), and SOMETHING seems to have motivated his writing lately. I don't know which way to go. I'll say Bo and Breggan, by a narrow margin.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. Tod deKindes

 

- Woo. Here's another toughie. There's noone with more confidence in Taamo than I, and I do think Tod is just getting started to show us what he can do. Geez, this is a toughie, made all the worse because of the title, and how that affects this match. Woo. Make me pick all the tough ones, why don'cha? I'll call this one.... Tom's match. Although Tod winnign would not surprise me one bit.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

 

- Well, I can gladly avoid all the gratuitous jokes I would normally make here, and also avoid my long winded commentary ont his match. Why? Cause it gets the patented CIA main event pick. Which is to say 'Don't call a main event, and you'll never call it wrong.'