The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2002 I have a feeling that this might be one of those moments when I should just keep my mouth shut...oh well. If there was a way that you could make a fictional character from TV or movies a real life person, who would it be and why? For me, gots to be Tony Montana because anyone that fucking phat should live. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Bill McNeal. I mean who else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted September 12, 2002 I like Tony, I would go with Nino Brown because New Jack City was the shit. Or Smoky from Friday smokes some weed and be entertained at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Ash. Hail to the king, baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Hell all you have to do is go look around for stoners and you will eventually find someone like Smokey so I don't know why you'd pick him out of all the fictional people that you have to choose from. Montana would slap that glorified crack head Nino around. Hmm i'd have to think about this more because i can't think of anyone good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Some people are just not that funny as Smokey was to me, And Nino wasn't a crackhead he would lose to Montana in a shootout. I would also go with Dolemite just because he was getting the ladies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Brody Bruce from Mallrats...would be cool to waste time with when you have NOTHING to do. Then there's Buffy...if we had a Slayer Osama would be done in by now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Hmmm... probably someone like Supergirl or one of the LOTR elf chicks, some combination of beauty and wholesome power. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Al Bundy. The man is a GOD amoung men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Sponge Bob Square Pants hahhahahahahahahahahha /laugh hmmmm Crabby Pattys Spicoli from Fast Times At Richmond High Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Spicoli from Fast Times At Richmond High Well he does exist He is known as Keanu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Chewbacca. Or Jabba the Hutt. That would OWN~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorin Industries 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Thomas Magnum. Just cause its Magnum Fucking P.I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Strike Force! Report post Posted September 12, 2002 You're all picking MALE characters??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted September 12, 2002 You're all picking MALE characters??? Well the actresses they played the parts are all still around for lusting purposes... It's not like there are a whole lot of slutty characters anyway. I want there to be a real life Bandit from "Smokey and The ..." Fame. Someone driving around doing weird bets and shit just for the joy of doing stuff that hasn't been done. It would rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted September 12, 2002 You're all picking MALE characters??? Hey fella...do some re-reading...I picked Buffy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Cordelia Chase from Buffy/Angel. Yummy. Bender from the Breakfast Club. And Ash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Brodie from MallRats Zack Morris Van Wilder As for the women-Sydney Rutledge (Swan's Crossing-Sarah Michelle Gellar pre-Buffy fame). Even more yummy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Zack Morris Holy shit...i totally never expected that answer from you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest C.H.U.D. Report post Posted September 12, 2002 The Predator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted September 12, 2002 The problem with female characters is that there's not very many good female characters. There seems to be some good ones in comic books, but i don't know much about comics. But i will list one female Angela Baker Dracula: I don't know why i'd want an immortal bloodsucker to exist, but he's one smooth operator. Stewie Griffin: Evil babies bent on ruling the world own us all. Scorpius(from Farscape): One evil and somewhat crazy guy...but he also seems like he'd be a cool guy to hang out with. Shaft: Just one bad motherfucker Superfly: One of the few drug dealers that was ever protrayed as the hero of a movie. Dolemite: A true bad ass poet and he could probably take John Shaft. Also one of the very few people of any race who doesn't sound like an complete jackass when saying the phrase "nigga". Jesse Custer(from Preacher) Snake Plisskin Robert Neville: The vampire slayer from one of the best horror books I Am Legend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Homer Simpson, just for laughs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lethargic Report post Posted September 12, 2002 Lestat from Interview with the Vampire. That way he could bite me and turn me into a vampire so I could live forever and act homo-erotic all the time and nobody would question it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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