The One And Only Smackdown Thread

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Do Torrie & Victoria share the same attire?

At the same time. ::drools::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

The Smackdown roster secretly hates Steph.

 

Will Nidia drop her top if she wins like she promised a few weeks ago.

 

Oh no!!! The "Season Premiere" was ruined.......

[Guest snowfan]

The Smackdown roster secretly hates Steph.

 

Will Nidia drop her top if she wins like she promised a few weeks ago.

 

Oh no!!! The "Season Premiere" was ruined.......

[Guest Nevermortal]

SARA TAKER!

 

Ha, Matt with a Kung Fu shirt!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Swinging neckbreaker gets the pin?

 

Torrie seems to have improved somewhat as a wrestler

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

ACK!

 

somebody make that their avatar. Snowfan, I'm lookin at you!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I am getting sick of Bischoff talking about the "season premiere." Between that and Lawler's HLA, this has not been the best week for commentating.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Damn Lawler should have had a heart attack from that. How did he contain himself long enough for a picture?

[Guest snowfan]

ACK!

 

somebody make that their avatar. Snowfan, I'm lookin at you!

Indeed. I watched this show as much to NOT hear Lawler as I did to see the angle go off. It was so refreshing to hear an attempt to not denigrate the *alleged* atleticism of the 2 females(which wasn't bad) by alluding to their secondary sex glands the whole time.

[Guest Eagan469]

Sara Undertaker - she looks better with the black die-job. Who will mess with her while Taker's wrestling?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

OK, now those tits are just *too* big to be remotely attractive

[Guest Cactus Clothesline]

Tazz runs circles around Lawler these days.

 

Maybe Hardy and Lesnar will keep Taker occupied while Heyman harrasses/molests Sara.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Other than the "Season Premiere" stuff the commentary hasn't been that bad. It is refreshing to hear commentators actually talk about the wrestling.

[Guest snowfan]

OK, now those tits are just *too* big to be remotely attractive

Dude as if Lawler would

 

a) care

 

b) agree

 

or

c) sell the fact that he was not a horn-toad because of it...after all that is what he is told to say.

 

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

New music for Matthew

[Guest Nevermortal]

The Impregnator!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Matt Hardy is using the Forcable Entry music........they should have called that CD Ruthless Aggression.

[Guest Cactus Clothesline]

I like the "new" Matt Hardy. He should have separated from Lita and Jeff a long time ago.

[Guest Jack Daniels]

So who goes over Matt?

 

Taker?

Sara?

or the unborn child?

[Guest snowfan]

The Impregnator!

lol....

 

see what not using needles gets you HGH?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

damn Matt Hardy is channeling the old Rock as far as his clothes.

[Guest Cactus Clothesline]

Well, there goes Heyman to the back...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I hate to say it, but I'm starting to like Matt Hardy. Where was he hiding this charisma before??? Lita and Jeff were holding Matt down!!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

It's the Mattitude shining through

[Guest Nevermortal]

My theory:

 

Steph wants HHH for the nose. The length and width, and wackiness of that schnoz must be an oral sex benefit...its gotta be. She must be having some good orgasms....

[Guest Jack Daniels]

I hate to say it, but I'm starting to like Matt Hardy. Where was he hiding this charisma before??? Lita and Jeff were holding Matt down!!

 

Yeah, Matt Hardy is growing on me, he just needs to update some move sets, and probably gat a new finisher.

[Guest snowfan]

My theory:

 

Steph wants HHH for the nose. The length and width, and wackiness of that schnoz must be an oral sex benefit...its gotta be. She must be having some good orgasms....

indeed

 

 

I am-uh...not-uh...sure-uh...this-uh goes here steph.....

[Guest Nevermortal]

Brock touching the womb = Creepy as FUCK.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

So, does this mean Matt Hardy wins? *marks out*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Life's a bitch.......when you look like a horse eh Sara?