SWF Smarkdown Card (September 16, 2002)

[Guest HVilleThugg]

SWF Smarkdown

The Card

Venue: Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada

Due Date: 12pm Central Time, Monday, September 16th

Send Promos To: BA_Baracus

 

 

Tag Team Match

Magnificent Seven {Annie Eclectic & Mercury} vs. X Force Nine {Ash Ketchum & Renegade}

- A little while back, Annie joined up with Chris Wilson, in more ways than one, turning her back on X Force 9 as she revealed herself as a mole within the group. Obviously, XF9 was less than pleased about this, and was probably even less happy with Annie and Danny Williams getting the win over them on Storm. Well, these two factions will lock heads once more, with one member from each of the Storm teams joining with a new member from their respective stables in a tag match bonanza!

- Word Limit: 4500

- Send to Grand Slam

 

 

No-DQ Match

Silent vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- Last week on Storm, a poorly-aimed chair shot from TNT cost Creative Control a victory. Stubby is none too pleased with Chilly Chilly Bang Bang holding the Tag Team titles as it is, and this little mishap is just too much for the commissioner to ignore. Rather than expend his stable's somewhat diminished manpower to extract his vengeance, Stubby has opted instead to book the errant Thompson in a match against the Slaughterer - a no-DQ match, of course.

- Word Limit: 3500

- Send to BA_Baracus

 

 

Singles Match for the SWF Light-Heavyweight Title

Tom Flesher© vs. Tod deKindes

- His arrogance finally cost him big time on Storm when deKindes beat Flesher for the US Title. Now, for some reason, they have requested another match…this time, for the LHW time. The SWF booking team obliged because they were tired as all hell and didn’t feel like explaining that the fans may get tired of seeing Tom Flesher vs. Tod deKindes night after night. Wonder how many angry, hate-filled letters WFCC will receive for booking this match?

- Word Limit: 4500

- Send to Grand Slam

 

 

Hardcore Title Match

Jay Dawg© vs. Frost

- Jay Dawg retained his hardcore title on Storm against TNT, continuing his impressive reign. Well, since TNT got a shot, Frost thinks he deserves one as well, and JD being the hardcore god that he is, accepted the challenge from one half of Chilly Chilly Bang Bang. Some may say that JD needs some rest, but we here on CC say, no rest for the wicked. JD seems to have sent Lerrin Breggan down to the minor leagues without consulting with Stubby, so, at bit peeved to see his monster leave, Stubby thought this match was enough. He’s certainly not happy with M7 after that little mishap during the tag match on Storm, so, while he’s punishing JD a little, he’d really like to see JD pound the shit out of Frost for old times sake. JD has accepted his punishment in stride as he sees it as an opportunity to inflict harm and solidfy himself as the hardcore god, and will be looking forward to locking horns with Frost again.

- Match Description: DQ and countout rules are not in effect. Pinfalls may occur anywhere in the state of Nevada. HAHAHAHA...

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send to BA_Baracus

 

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Chris Wilson vs. Z

- Z was just named the new leader of the Midnight Carnival, joining such legends as Suicide King and Edwin MacPhisto. However, he suffered a loss to the very talented Frost on Storm and really needs to show that he’s worthy of leading the SWF’s longest running stable. A win over the floundering ICTV champion would certainly give Z the confidence he needs to lead the fun-loving carnies.

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send to Grand Slam

 

 

MAIN EVENT

Non-Title Singles Match

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Chris Raynor

- Chris Raynor suffered a huge defeat to Chris Wilson on Storm, but it was all due to a crushing chair shot by Edwin MacPhisto, who has taken a rather violent approach to the whole Raynor situation. ELM, who just recently defeated MacPhisto for the World Title, is just as unhappy with Raynor’s behavior of late as Edwin is. Raynor, of course, is still trying to get that match with Edwin at Genesis, and win over the world champion would go a long way in convincing Stubby that he deserves that match. Raynor had Wilson's help last time they locked up, but how will he fare one on one with the SWF World Heavyweight Champion?

- Word Limit: 5000

- Send to BA_Baracus

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Looks good.

 

I'd almost call the card "Stubbyesque", but it's not that good.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

that icon disturbs me more and more every time I see it.

 

I'm afraid if there's a third in the series.

 

-annie

[Guest Ace309]

(Y) @ Operation POFFNAR: Pissing Off Fans For No Apparent Reason

 

 

 

Now as long as we get Tod vs. Tom in the 8 gimmick matches we've requested, we'll be fine.

[Guest chirs3]

POFFNAR... hmmm... this has possibilities.

 

*fires up wordpad*

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Dibs on opening promo!

[Guest redbaron51]

swanky looking card.

 

 

*goes back to the textbooks*

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

that icon disturbs me more and more every time I see it.

 

I'm afraid if there's a third in the series.

 

-annie

If there's a third avatar, I may not be able to use these boards from school anymore =P

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Two main events in a row for Raynor? Wow, I guess I *was* holding him down. Heh heh.

 

I need to get this damn school junk out of the way so I can get writing again.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Hmmm...

 

...third in the series eh?

 

Well...since you brought it up Annie, I guess I'll have to make one.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Important Note!

 

Mark Stevens will now be marking King's matches. If you already sent your stuff to King...re-send it!

 

Mothernature says..."