Promo: Face Off

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

{This is a pre-recorded segment, and it was air for the audience right before the show started}

 

“Yo, this shit aint on.” A voice is heard from a black screen.

 

“I think it’s on.”

 

“Boy…don’t play me for a fool…that little red dot isn’t on, hence the shit aint on.”

 

“Oh…ok, I see what you’re talking about…get ready, I’m about to flip it on…”

 

“Bet.”

 

A rumbling sound is heard from the background…nothing loud, but loud enough to be heard and then ‘WE HAVE PICTURE’. The video is slowly developing and a figure is probably sitting down on a table…wait…wait, no, he’s sitting down on a couch. The figure is…wait…is coming up…yes, Perfect Bo and he don’t look happy.

 

“Welcome to Smarkdown for the people who are smart enough to get here on time…in a matter of fact, early.”

 

The camera zooms in at his face then slowly zooms out.

 

“You know, for a while I have kept my mouth shut, haven’t said much since my return and it’s weird, because you know that I don’t give a fuck…now it’s time to show it.” Bo moves a bit, trying to get comfortable.

 

“Rule one…niggas watch your homies, keep your enemies close, niggas watch for phonies…heh, phonies…something that I should have been more careful with…watching for phonies. No, not fake friends, but fake people in all. Still confused? Wilson, you slimy piece of shit, the whole world know that you cheated your ass off in the match we had together. The match that I spend so much time studying on, night in and night out, watched over tapes, matches you had against Mark and others…I know you, I know your style…you couldn’t beat me…but a different person came that night, so different that it wasn’t even you.”

 

Bo touches his face for a minute while he looks down…a face of concern mixed with anger…shock filled with rage. Bo continues to run his fingers by his cheek, crossing his lips and pinching his chin…he looks up at the camera and continues speaking.

 

“You know…I tried to figure out how you did it…how did you got yourself out of the hole that you was going to be in when you faced me, and I figured it out…”

 

Bo extend his fingers around his face and then closes it like if he was taking something out from it…

 

“Face off…you ever heard of that term? Lately, our competition did a show on Thursday night, and something happen. You see, I knew it wasn’t you, because this person didn’t fight like you, didn’t have the same strength, same speed, in a matter of fact…he was nothing like you…and I’m pretty sure that he was shorter than you. Still confused, well if you saw the other leading federation you will know what I’m talking about…hours and hours of paint, skin structure in order to fit a…mask. That’s right a mask, you see at first I couldn’t figure it out but now it makes perfect sense…I lost because of this person that I don’t know nothing about and I still don’t know who he is, he changed everything. I tried to adapt and he still cheated to win…but it’s ok…I just want another match before I make the channel people repeat this little thing I’m doing again…and repeat it in the middle of the hour and on air. I deserve a rematch and I want a rematch for Storm for the title before Divefire kills him and retires Wilson once and for all. I deserve it, because I didn’t lose to Wilson, I lost to somebody else that I never faced, never heard of and till this day still don’t know who he is. Wilson, when you say that you are an evil genius, you weren’t lying…you are an evil genius at work, but you’re a pussy because I got you number and you knew that. Wilson, I challenge you, not anybody else, YOU for a title match at Storm. I’m going to talk to Stubby so he can make the match…but this shit is going to finish once and for all.”

 

Bo exhales…getting that little shit off his chest and speaking about…not it’s do or die. Bo cracks his neck a bit.

 

“Now for another thing I have in mind…the world title. I’m not sure who ELM is facing to defend that title, and frankly, I really don’t think that he’ll be champion when the PPV comes…I mean, Sacred kicked his ass. Think about it, a Mexican champion…that’s just funny to me…us Puerto Ricans are the one who should get acknowledge for our wrestling ability…look at Carlito Colon, a great in the wrestling ring of Puerto Rico, defeated Ric Flair 2 out of three times…D’lo Brown went to Puerto Rico to get his ass kicked by the Puerto Rican wrestlers. Look at the history books. Why don’t Puerto Ricans make it big, because assholes are afraid, Vince was and still is afraid of Puerto Ricans showing their greatness against the people like the Rock, Undertaker, Triple H…those are the money making people, but they suck at the ring, just like ELM…you short ass big head mother fucker, your time is up, champion or no champion…I’m tired of Mexican’s wrestler, covering your face because all of ya are ugly people…”

 

Bo looks towards the side…trying to figure out what else to say, he looks forward at the camera and then said.

 

“I want to be the first and only person to become champion in every belt in this business…Hardcore, United States, ICTV, Tag, and World…nobody has don’t it and I want to be the first one to ever accomplish that fete…I’ve became the second person to become double champion and that right now isn’t a big thing…but becoming champion for every belt instead of the light weight, well that’s a big thing. Wilson and ELM, I’ll take them personal and professional…but my biggest task is to become champion. I will accomplish my goal one way or another. That’s all I have to say.”

 

Bo does a cutthroat motion and said: “Ok, that’s good.”

 

The little red dot is still on and Bo is now getting a bit perturbed.

 

“I said it’s good…now turn that shit off.”

 

“I’m trying, I’m trying.”

 

“The little switch in the side that you made in turn off…flip it to the other side and that will make it turn off.”

 

“Oh…got you…right……….here.”

 

It turns off.

 

End.

[Guest Kibagami]

Bo challenges Wilson and ELM and shoots on Vince on behalf of Puerto Ricans everywhere.

 

Further proof that Bo is the shit. Nice work, man.

 

S.

[Guest Powerplay]

Nice working in of some OOC stuf; you did a great job of working it convincingly into the story. Good job, Bo. And always like guys who know nothing about cameras.

[Guest chirs3]

Challenges flying out left and right, and the WWE gets verbally abused! Not a bad promo at all.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Why don't you...oh, I don't know...win a match or something? I could crush you with one hand tied behind my back, and ELM probably just needs his legs. You're lucky I'm heading out, hoss, or I'd make it my personal objective to make you look like a fool for about a month.

 

Yes, I know I'm a bastard, but the Dolphins are 2-0 and I just shot one of the grandest rounds of my life in golf, not to mention PSU is number 15 and the MLB playoffs are starting. Time for the mouth to ruuuun.

[Guest Muzz]

Real nice Wilson, How about winning some more matches yourself? How about getting rid of that massive ego? Leave your comments to yourself, I'm pretty sick of you right now.

 

Good promo Bo, keep it up...