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Who's hotter?

  

40 members have voted

  1. 1. Who's hotter?

    • Avril
      3
    • Ashanti
      2
    • Jennifer Lopez
      5
    • Mya
      2
    • Britney Spears
      8
    • Christina Aguilera
      5
    • Other
      13


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Guest Midnight Express83

This could be in music, but it isn't about talent. This could be in porno, but they aren't nudes of them(yet). I know the J-Lo pic, but it isn't a real nude. Since it was more accidental it came out that way than anything else.

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Guest Incandenza

I've never found Mya nor Aguilera attractive. Avril and Ashanti are more cute than hot. Britney and Lopez are hot, but overexposure has MAJORLY hurt their respective turn-on abilities. Since I don't feel like voting "Other," I shall vote for no one.

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Guest Will Scarlet

I also vote for other because I really do not find anyone on the list to be all that attractive.

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Guest TheHulkster

Christina is the sexiest out of the bunch in my opinion. I'd rip that ass up given the chance.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Oh, I'd tear up all of the above. I'm just saying he forgot the really obvious choice.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest LooseCannon

Inc's post was spot on. I would probably vote for Britney, if she weren't so overexposed. And if she didn't seem like such a dumb little kid. That seriously hurts her appeal to me on a visceral level. But I'll probably have to vote other. Lately, I've become somewhat infatuated with Selma Blair.

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Guest PuzzyBludPopzicle

if you had Shakira, Kylie, and Angela Gossow in that poll it would have been worth some thought...as it is Christina get the duke

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Guest Slingshot Suplex

You probably could have left 'Other' out of this poll since the title is "Who's hotter?" and just had the list.So,in that..I vote J-Lo.

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Guest Youth N Asia

I know you're going to hate me...but I voted for Av

 

She's cute as all hell and pouts often

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Guest Cancer Marney

I have to admit that music video for Whenever, Wherever made my heartbeat go up several notches. What an incredible body.

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Guest evenflowDDT

I'll add another "Other" vote for Shakira. Out of this list...

 

Avril - Have you SEEN her without makeup? Eesh! I mean she looks like a (gasp) normal person, nowhere near the ultra-hyper-super-duper-uber-unattainable hotness a pop star is supposed to have!

 

Ashanti - She looks all right, but she also looks like some fierce jail bait.

 

Jennifer Lopez - From the front, she's not even that special, and from the back, I don't care, because as I've mentioned before, I just don't understand ass appeal, since I don't share it.

 

Mya - It's been so long (what... two, three years now?!) that I can't even remember what she looks like.

 

Britney Spears - Instead of being the sweet girl next door with the rumors of her being a slut, now she's just a slut. Nothing wrong with being a slut, but Britney doesn't really have true "slut" appeal. I liked it better when you could look at her and say "no way did SHE have a pint of semen pumped from her stomach!"

 

Christina Aguilera - Good lord twig, nobody should EVER have to idolize Terri's body, Cher's overuse of makeup and Jesse Camp's lack of fashion sense! Get something to eat, wear less makeup, and stop wearing the awful outfits and we'll talk.

 

So, out of those remaining, I'd probably have to not pass go, or collect $200. Just head straight to jail...

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Guest LooseCannon
"no way did SHE have a pint of semen pumped from her stomach!"

I may borrow this line in the future.

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Guest evenflowDDT
"no way did SHE have a pint of semen pumped from her stomach!"

I may borrow this line in the future.

It's all good, its not from me though, but its one of those "XX celebrity did this!" rumors, like the ones about people getting their ribs removed.

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Guest LooseCannon

Yeah I had heard some kind of rumor like that before. But the "No way did SHE have a pint of semen pumped from her stomach!" line, I assume is yours. Right?

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Guest Incandenza

In terms of hotness, Shakira > everyone on that list.

 

There once was a time I loved Jennifer Lopez, but that went down the crapper when she started her awful singing career, and went on to saturate nearly every form of media humanly possible, and being terrible in each one. Britney Spears, on the other hand, really only appealed to me physically around the time of her second album. Outside of that, as superficially attractive as she is, I never really cared. The only thing that makes her hotter than, say, Christina Aguilera, is her body. Facewise, she's nothing special.

 

The ultimate criteria in all this, however, involves self-abuse. Regardless of her grating musical endeavors and in spite of her shitty movies, given the right circumstances, I can still whack it to Jennifer Lopez. Spears has not made her way into any of my autoerotic fantasies in ages (the rest of the women in this poll would require some dirty pictures before I'd even consider it).

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Guest Punk Princess

Damn, where the boys at on this list? In terms of hotness... nobody's more manly than Patrick Swayze... umm... for cheez? I still don't get this stuff.

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Guest evenflowDDT
Yeah I had heard some kind of rumor like that before. But the "No way did SHE have a pint of semen pumped from her stomach!" line, I assume is yours. Right?

Yea, it's mine.

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Guest LaParkaMarka

Ouch, no Mya loving in this thread. Well, judging from the Moulin Rouge vid, she's about 10 zillion times hotter than Christina. My vote goes to Mya

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Guest papacita

I like Shakira too, but judging from the people on the poll, I'll say Ashanti, with Mya coming in a *CLOSE* 2nd.

 

 

Chyna owns them all though. :wub:

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For the record, it was supposedly Lil' Kim that had her stomach pumped for massive amounts of semen up in there. Hey, at least she got her daily supply of protein.

 

Dames

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Guest LooseCannon
For the record, it was supposedly Lil' Kim that had her stomach pumped for massive amounts of semen up in there. Hey, at least she got her daily supply of protein.

 

Dames

Really? I thought it was Jon Bon Jovi. Seriously.

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Guest Incandenza

That story dates as far back as the 70s and to Elton John. I'd put up a link to the corresponding tale from Snopes.com, but I'm too lazy.

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Guest Midnight Express83

The Lil Kim story is true. She DID go to the hospital to get a half of gallon of semen pumped from her stomach. The Britney and Alanis are just myths that could be true. Britney does look like she went from the Mickey Mouse Club to the Strip Club.

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